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"On Alice, do it now! [...] Bite me!"
Can this girl get any stupider?
— Jan 24, 2017 03:39PM
Can this girl get any stupider?
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Stephanie L
is on page 514 of 565
The amount of unnecessary drama in what everyone says is getting ridiculous.
NO ONE FUCKING TALKS LIKE THAT
— Jan 24, 2017 04:16PM
NO ONE FUCKING TALKS LIKE THAT

Stephanie L
is on page 394 of 565
And just like that, Jacob means absolutely nothing to her anymore.
FUCKING. CHRIST. WOMAN.
— Jan 24, 2017 03:14PM
FUCKING. CHRIST. WOMAN.

Stephanie L
is on page 344 of 565
I am uncomfortable.
Please, for the love of all that is good on this earth (not including this book) PUT A GODDAMN SHIRT ON
— Jan 23, 2017 04:18PM
Please, for the love of all that is good on this earth (not including this book) PUT A GODDAMN SHIRT ON

Stephanie L
is on page 342 of 565
Can the love geometry in this series get any worse?
— Jan 23, 2017 03:16PM

Stephanie L
is on page 201 of 565
This should be where the whole series ends.
Girl meets vampire. Girl "falls in love" with vampire. Vampire puts her in mortal danger (multiple times) and decides that now is finally a good time to leave her the fuck alone. Girl mopes for four months. Girl finds happiness with actual, normal guy. Girl finally forgets about said vampire cause he was a creepy and gross bastard. Done.
— Jan 22, 2017 12:05PM
Girl meets vampire. Girl "falls in love" with vampire. Vampire puts her in mortal danger (multiple times) and decides that now is finally a good time to leave her the fuck alone. Girl mopes for four months. Girl finds happiness with actual, normal guy. Girl finally forgets about said vampire cause he was a creepy and gross bastard. Done.

Stephanie L
is on page 147 of 565
Honestly, THIS is what a relationship is supposed to be like:
"...I was enjoying myself more than I'd thought possible..."
"...I found myself asking questions, not even pretending, truly curious to hear what he had to say."
"Getting to spend time with Jacob was just a much bigger perk..."
HELLO? HELLO? EARTH TO BELLA?
— Jan 22, 2017 11:27AM
"...I was enjoying myself more than I'd thought possible..."
"...I found myself asking questions, not even pretending, truly curious to hear what he had to say."
"Getting to spend time with Jacob was just a much bigger perk..."
HELLO? HELLO? EARTH TO BELLA?