Joe’s Reviews > The Sunlight Pilgrims > Status Update
Joe
is on page 39 of 272
--Do you have an ax, no? Do you have a clean rainwater tank ordered? Do you know how to fiddle your meter so your electricity bill isn't so big that you have no live off noodles? A man in caravan eleven lived off noodles for three years. He died. Another neighbor, Ethel at number seven, died too.
— Jan 13, 2019 08:19PM
Like flag
Joe’s Previous Updates
Joe
is on page 107 of 272
--He can't take it. Especially in winter. He can't take the gray. Some people can't take the gray but I can--I'm built for it; it doesn't scare me but it gets so gray here in January and February especially, it makes your eyes grow tired and then your soul too, then your only choice is to get drunk, or die, or eat chocolate.
--Stella!
--Or stoned, or simply give up.
— Jan 14, 2019 08:16PM
--Stella!
--Or stoned, or simply give up.
Joe
is on page 98 of 272
--I love early Russian cinema, Yakov Protazanov, F.W. Murnau, a lot of obscure stuff, Harmony Korine, Wolf Rilla, Czech animator Břetislav Pojar, The Goonies, David Lynch, early Disney, even a lot of the early talkies, especially Laurel and Hardy. I don't talk about films much. I tend to like stuff that never gets a major release.
--Don't you like WALL-E? she asks.
-- No.
We cannot be friends.
— Jan 13, 2019 09:30PM
--Don't you like WALL-E? she asks.
-- No.
We cannot be friends.
Joe
is starting
There are three suns in the sky and it is the last day of autumn--perhaps forever. Sun dogs. Phantom suns. Parhelia. They mark the arrival of the most extreme winter for 200 years. Roads jam with people trying to stock up on fuel, food, water. Some say it is the end of times. Polar caps are melting. Salinity in the ocean is at an all-time low. The North Atlantic Drift is slowing.
— Jan 13, 2019 07:14PM
