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Notes:
(1) "Mrs. Weasley ... started fussing with [Harry's] T-shirt, tucking in the label and smoothing out creases across the shoulders. He wished she wouldn’t."
- Get used to having a mom.
(2) The Ministry has jurisdiction over Britain and Ireland. Huh, must not have split when Ireland left the union.
(3) "a heavy locket that none of them could open."
- Hmmm, curious...
May 13, 2020 12:40AM
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter, #5)

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Jayson
Jayson is 97% done


Notes:
(1) Well, I'm nearly finished with this. Now I've got to hunker down and write my review. I simultaneously hate writing reviews but love finishing reviews. It's like exercise, and Harry Potter reviews are especially stressful and demanding on account of the extra attention.
(2) Feel free to use my gifs. They're on my Imgur at: .
Jun 23, 2020 12:10AM
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter, #5)


Jayson
Jayson is 95% done


Notes:
(1) "Cornelius, I am ready to fight your men � and win again!"
- Dumbledore giving orders to Fudge while still an enemy of the state is one of the series most boss moments.
(2) Phineas Nigellus: "You see, Dumbledore? ... Never try to understand the students. They hate it. They would much rather be tragically misunderstood..."
- A bit cynical, but he's not incorrect.
Jun 22, 2020 01:01AM
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Jayson is 93% done


Notes:
(1) Neville: "A brain attacked Ron but I think he’s all right � and Hermione’s unconscious, but we could feel a pulse �"
- You'd think all the time fighting with Hermione would have better prepared Ron to fight another brain.
(2) Voldemort calls Bellatrix "Bella"... wonder if he's a "Twilight" fan?
(3) It's easy to forget that people still think Sirius is a murderer.
Jun 21, 2020 01:00AM
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Jayson is 91% done


Notes:
(1) "[Harry] just wanted to get them all out of this alive, make sure that none of his friends paid a terrible price for his stupidity."
- That's certainly a good reason.
(2) Harry: "How come Voldemort wants it?"
Bellatrix: "You dare speak his name?"
Harry: "Yeah."
- Good answer, Harry. Very forthright.
(3) Ron: "Accio brain!"
- C'mon, Ron, you've already got brains.
Jun 20, 2020 12:30AM
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Jayson
Jayson is 89% done


Notes:
(1) Hermione treats Luna like McGonagall treats Trelawney. With open disdain at the mere mention of absurdities, but with affection and friendship when faced against a common enemy.
(2) Harry, Luna and Neville being the only ones who can hear voices behind the veiled archway should have been a light bulb moment, since they're also the only ones who can see thestrals.
Jun 19, 2020 12:10AM
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Jayson
Jayson is 88% done


Notes:
(1) Ron: "What’ve you done with Umbridge?"
Harry: "She got carried away."
- Very James Bond of him.
- Even in life-threatening situations there's always time for jokes.
(2) Harry: "Ron’s the only one with a broomstick that isn’t being guarded by
a security troll, so �"
Ginny: "I’ve got a broom!"
- Ginny being invisible to Harry again. He'll change his tune next book.
Jun 18, 2020 12:30AM
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Jayson
Jayson is 87% done


Notes:
(1) '"What did you call us?" shouted a wild-looking black centaur, whom Harry recognized as Bane.'
- Bane? I bet he was born in the darkness.
- In my head he's voiced by Tom Hardy.
(2) "Real tears [slid] down [Hermione's] face now. “We haven’t done anything to hurt you ... we just want to go back to school.�
- Of course she wants to go back to school, she's Hermione.
Jun 17, 2020 12:20AM
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Jayson is 85% done


Notes:
(1) Umbridge: "They were all bleating about silencing you ... but I was the one who actually did something about it ... Only you wriggled out of that one, didn’t you, Potter?"
- How very "If it wasn't for you meddling kids..."
(2) "Though Hermione was sobbing desperately into her hands, there was no trace of a tear."
- Great! Cries all the time, but now she's unable!
Jun 16, 2020 12:15AM
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Jayson
Jayson is 84% done


Notes:
(1) "The confederation had met for the first time in France ... Goblins had tried to attend and been ousted ... And nobody from Liechtenstein had wanted to come."
- Typical Liechtenstein, always going their own way.
(2) Hermione: "This isn’t a criticism, Harry! But ... don’t you think you’ve got a bit of a—a—saving-people-thing?"
- Well, not the worst complex to have.
Jun 15, 2020 12:30AM
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Jayson is 83% done


Notes:
(1) Hermione loves elves but hates giants... a bit hypocritical if you ask me. Also ironic since nearly every elf hates her, but Grawp adores her.
(2) 'Harry raised his wand, looked directly at Umbridge, and imagined her being sacked.
"Expecto Patronum!"'
- Sure, that's a happy thought... though, if it were me, I'd add some sort of humiliation to make it extra happy.
Jun 14, 2020 12:20AM
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Makati I always loved this scene of Dumbledore. He's just like: "Did you finally figure it out? Didn't I tell you? Would you now please acknowledge me being smarter than you?" xDD


Juho Pohjalainen That's the single best reaction image to come out of the entire movie series.


Jayson Makati wrote: "I always loved this scene of Dumbledore. He's just like: "Did you finally figure it out? Didn't I tell you? Would you now please acknowledge me being smarter than you?" xDD"

Lol. Yes, I enjoyed it a lot too. It's always interesting to see how Dumbledore ties people up in knots using politeness and logic, using their own words against them. It's almost like he's toying with people, giving them enough rope to hang themselves with :)


Jayson Juho wrote: "That's the single best reaction image to come out of the entire movie series."

Can't disagree with that. It's definitely very memeable. Though, I will say that it's very unlike book-Dumbledore, who I can't imagine ever showing exasperation.


message 5: by Iman (new)

Iman I was wondering whether you'll miss the necklace part or not. Guess you didn't disappoint


Jayson Countess wrote: "I was wondering whether you'll miss the necklace part or not. Guess you didn't disappoint"

Thanks! Things are easy to catch when you're looking for them :)


message 7: by zah (new) - rated it 5 stars

zah this is my fav one btw can't wait for what you think about this one xD


Jayson zahra wrote: "this is my fav one btw can't wait for what you think about this one xD"

Thanks, zahra! This was my favorite the last time I read the series. It should be a fun one to revisit and review :)


Aoife - Bookish_Babbling If it means we get to go to Hogwarts I guess we'll suffer the tyranny 😉😎🤗


Jayson Aoife - Bookish_Babbling wrote: "If it means we get to go to Hogwarts I guess we'll suffer the tyranny 😉😎🤗"

I don't hear Seamus Finnigan complaining 🍀😁👍




Sasha Are you rereading it or for the first time?


Jayson Sakshi wrote: "Are you rereading it or for the first time?"

With this book, it will be my fourth time (I think) 😁


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