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Notes:
(1) "Hermione was going skiing with her parents, something that greatly amused Ron, who had never before heard of Muggles strapping narrow strips of wood to their feet to slide down mountains."
- My feeling exactly! But then, I'm from the tropics.
(2) Dobby: "HAVE A VERY HARRY CHRISTMAS!"
- "Harry" as an adjective means to harass. So, I suppose I'll take it as a pun.
May 31, 2020 12:10AM
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter, #5)

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Jayson
Jayson is 97% done


Notes:
(1) Well, I'm nearly finished with this. Now I've got to hunker down and write my review. I simultaneously hate writing reviews but love finishing reviews. It's like exercise, and Harry Potter reviews are especially stressful and demanding on account of the extra attention.
(2) Feel free to use my gifs. They're on my Imgur at: .
Jun 23, 2020 12:10AM
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Jayson
Jayson is 95% done


Notes:
(1) "Cornelius, I am ready to fight your men � and win again!"
- Dumbledore giving orders to Fudge while still an enemy of the state is one of the series most boss moments.
(2) Phineas Nigellus: "You see, Dumbledore? ... Never try to understand the students. They hate it. They would much rather be tragically misunderstood..."
- A bit cynical, but he's not incorrect.
Jun 22, 2020 01:01AM
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Jayson is 93% done


Notes:
(1) Neville: "A brain attacked Ron but I think he’s all right � and Hermione’s unconscious, but we could feel a pulse �"
- You'd think all the time fighting with Hermione would have better prepared Ron to fight another brain.
(2) Voldemort calls Bellatrix "Bella"... wonder if he's a "Twilight" fan?
(3) It's easy to forget that people still think Sirius is a murderer.
Jun 21, 2020 01:00AM
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Jayson is 91% done


Notes:
(1) "[Harry] just wanted to get them all out of this alive, make sure that none of his friends paid a terrible price for his stupidity."
- That's certainly a good reason.
(2) Harry: "How come Voldemort wants it?"
Bellatrix: "You dare speak his name?"
Harry: "Yeah."
- Good answer, Harry. Very forthright.
(3) Ron: "Accio brain!"
- C'mon, Ron, you've already got brains.
Jun 20, 2020 12:30AM
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Jayson is 89% done


Notes:
(1) Hermione treats Luna like McGonagall treats Trelawney. With open disdain at the mere mention of absurdities, but with affection and friendship when faced against a common enemy.
(2) Harry, Luna and Neville being the only ones who can hear voices behind the veiled archway should have been a light bulb moment, since they're also the only ones who can see thestrals.
Jun 19, 2020 12:10AM
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter, #5)


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Jayson is 88% done


Notes:
(1) Ron: "What’ve you done with Umbridge?"
Harry: "She got carried away."
- Very James Bond of him.
- Even in life-threatening situations there's always time for jokes.
(2) Harry: "Ron’s the only one with a broomstick that isn’t being guarded by
a security troll, so �"
Ginny: "I’ve got a broom!"
- Ginny being invisible to Harry again. He'll change his tune next book.
Jun 18, 2020 12:30AM
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Jayson
Jayson is 87% done


Notes:
(1) '"What did you call us?" shouted a wild-looking black centaur, whom Harry recognized as Bane.'
- Bane? I bet he was born in the darkness.
- In my head he's voiced by Tom Hardy.
(2) "Real tears [slid] down [Hermione's] face now. “We haven’t done anything to hurt you ... we just want to go back to school.�
- Of course she wants to go back to school, she's Hermione.
Jun 17, 2020 12:20AM
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Jayson is 85% done


Notes:
(1) Umbridge: "They were all bleating about silencing you ... but I was the one who actually did something about it ... Only you wriggled out of that one, didn’t you, Potter?"
- How very "If it wasn't for you meddling kids..."
(2) "Though Hermione was sobbing desperately into her hands, there was no trace of a tear."
- Great! Cries all the time, but now she's unable!
Jun 16, 2020 12:15AM
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Jayson
Jayson is 84% done


Notes:
(1) "The confederation had met for the first time in France ... Goblins had tried to attend and been ousted ... And nobody from Liechtenstein had wanted to come."
- Typical Liechtenstein, always going their own way.
(2) Hermione: "This isn’t a criticism, Harry! But ... don’t you think you’ve got a bit of a—a—saving-people-thing?"
- Well, not the worst complex to have.
Jun 15, 2020 12:30AM
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Jayson is 83% done


Notes:
(1) Hermione loves elves but hates giants... a bit hypocritical if you ask me. Also ironic since nearly every elf hates her, but Grawp adores her.
(2) 'Harry raised his wand, looked directly at Umbridge, and imagined her being sacked.
"Expecto Patronum!"'
- Sure, that's a happy thought... though, if it were me, I'd add some sort of humiliation to make it extra happy.
Jun 14, 2020 12:20AM
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message 1: by TMR (new) - added it

TMR Funny updates.


Jayson TMR wrote: "Funny updates."

😁


Another Death Eater I like this book so much *-*


Jayson Auri wrote: "I like this book so much *-*"

Happy to hear that, Auri!


Audrey I live in a big skiing area but have only tried it once.


Jayson Audrey wrote: "I live in a big skiing area but have only tried it once."

Same here. A lot of skiing here too, but I've only gone once: on a field trip against my will.


Sasha I never went skiing! I wonder what it's like.. *cries into the pillow*


Jayson Sakshi wrote: "I never went skiing! I wonder what it's like.. *cries into the pillow*"

I wouldn't know... I spent most of my skiing experience stuck in a snowbank :)


Audrey It's exhausting. And if you don't fall down, you find yourself hurtling down a steep mountain at what feels like 60 mph. I had bruises everywhere that lasted weeks after I tried it. Just hopping on the chairlift was a challenge.


Jayson Audrey wrote: "It's exhausting. And if you don't fall down, you find yourself hurtling down a steep mountain at what feels like 60 mph. I had bruises everywhere that lasted weeks after I tried it. Just hopping on..."

It's one of those things where once is enough to either get you hooked or put you off entirely. There's no middle ground with skiing.


Audrey It's fun if you can do it well, but it's a lot of hard work to get there.


Jayson Audrey wrote: "It's fun if you can do it well, but it's a lot of hard work to get there."

I find that's the case with most things, be it musical instruments or schoolwork or exercise. It's no fun having to do things you're bad at.


Audrey At least it's not that painful when you fail to learn the piano.


Sasha Jayson wrote: "Sakshi wrote: "I never went skiing! I wonder what it's like.. *cries into the pillow*"

I wouldn't know... I spent most of my skiing experience stuck in a snowbank :)"


Lmao i bet that's what i'd be doing


Jayson Audrey wrote: "At least it's not that painful when you fail to learn the piano."

Well, not physically painful...


Jayson Sakshi wrote: "Lmao i bet that's what i'd be doing"

😁


message 17: by Layla (new) - added it

Layla I love Dobby, and I'm guessing he replacing Merry with Harry could be because Dobby and is very fond of him and thinks of him highly. Plus if it wasn't for Harry he wouldn't be free , so thinking of Harry brings him happinesses.


Jayson Layla wrote: "I love Dobby, and I'm guessing he replacing Merry with Harry could be because Dobby and is very fond of him and thinks of him highly. Plus if it wasn't for Harry he wouldn't be free , so thinking o..."

Oh, I'm sure that's the reason why. I'm guessing every Christmas is a Very Harry Christmas for him :)


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