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"Chiron chuckled. “A severed head. And a cat. Two different…uh, people. Acquaintances of mine from other pantheons. We were discussing a mutual problem.�

I WAS RIGHT
IT'S MIMIR AND BAST
RICK RIORDAN IS GOING TO MAKE A CROSSOVER SERIES
IT'S CONFIRMED
kidding it's not
BUT RICK IT BETTER BE CONFIRMED OR THE FANGIRLS WILL FIND YOU

"Rachel pulled out a blue plastic hairbrush and threw it at the nearest barbarian, beaning him in the eye and making him howl."

YOU GO BITCH

�No one hits my boyfriend,� Will thundered. “And no one kills my dad!�

"Before I could protest, Austin ran to the junction of the corridor and yelled, “Hey, idiots! You’re all gonna die!� Then he put his mouthpiece to his lips and blasted out “Pop Goes the Weasel.�

Once again, beautiful writing from Rick Riordan.

"If Orlando Bloom could do it in Lord of the Rings, why couldn’t I?"

Thou shalt not underestimate Legolas.

No. No. You did not just -
No. Why? Why must I suffer like this?

"Nico smirked. “Friends, meet my glow-in-the-dark boyfriend.�
“Could you not make a big deal about it?� Will asked."

I literally do not care that Will is a flashlight.
SOLANGELOOOOOO

“If he’s too tired, he might teleport us into a vat of Cheez Whiz in Venezuela.�
“Okay…� said Nico. “We didn’t end up in the vat.�
“Pretty close,� Will said. “Definitely in the middle of Venezuela’s biggest Cheez Whiz processing plant."
"That was one time," Nico grumbled.

RICK RIORDAN STOP DESTROYING MY HEART

I couldn’t blame her. Devilish or not, the cows� deaths were horrible to watch.
“What just happened?� Rachel’s voice trembled.
“They choked on their own anger.�

"I leaped, landing on the crane arm with the greatest belly flop since Icarus crashed into the Aegean."

That was cold.