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magnifico giganticus, once bobo, opened his eyes wide and exclaimed, "how great is the foundation before which even the cruel servants of the mule tremble."
how can you even write this with a straight face. HOW. i howled in laughter the first time i attempted to read this out loud alskdjflaskdjf
— Jan 23, 2021 04:32AM
how can you even write this with a straight face. HOW. i howled in laughter the first time i attempted to read this out loud alskdjflaskdjf
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jade
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"... and if history speaks truly, it was falling apart of the triple disease of inertia, despotism, and maldistribution of the goods of the universe."
ah, there we are.
— Jan 22, 2021 09:24AM
ah, there we are.
jade
is on page 54 of 285
"i am a soldier, not a cleft-chinned, barrel-chested hero of a subetheric trimensional thriller."
first of all: yo, can i get a trimensional thriller?
secondly: you could've fooled me, son.
how is asimov making fun of tropey thriller heroes when his own characters are just as awkwardly cardboard? the confidence is unparalleled.
— Jan 21, 2021 09:31AM
first of all: yo, can i get a trimensional thriller?
secondly: you could've fooled me, son.
how is asimov making fun of tropey thriller heroes when his own characters are just as awkwardly cardboard? the confidence is unparalleled.
jade
is on page 14 of 285
"you'd better have more tea. i'm going to make a bit of a speech."
foresight appreciated. maybe i should start doing this as well.
— Jan 21, 2021 09:28AM
foresight appreciated. maybe i should start doing this as well.
