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Nettle
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Honestly she bloody deserves an unhappy marriage. I hope he takes all her money and then abandons her in Sydney.
— Feb 12, 2014 04:55AM

Nettle
is on page 204 of 560
Quite a detailed description of Gerald (Paddy? I can't remember) burning to death, wasn't expecting that!
— Feb 11, 2014 05:01PM

Nettle
is on page 204 of 560
I can see why they made it into a TV series, at the end of each chapter something awesome happens, at the start of the next, it's reversed to be terrible.
— Feb 11, 2014 07:37AM

Nettle
is on page 70 of 560
Oh yes I forgot, she also gets the shit beaten out of her at school and her parents are just like "haha that's the way"
— Feb 10, 2014 07:42AM

Nettle
is on page 50 of 560
So far: Girl has gotten a doll, doll has been trashed, has made an awesome friend, friend has been exiled, had lovely hair, hair has been shorn off, wanted a shiny teaset, got it but it's not what she wanted anymore, her parents don't outwardly love her, her brother does but tried to run away and is now broken forever. Did I miss any?
— Feb 10, 2014 07:18AM