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Carmen
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Should circumstance prevent a man from carrying his cigarettes and cell phone in his pants pocket, the rectum provides a workable alternative. So workable that well over a thousand pounds of tobacco and hundreds of cell phones are rectally smuggled into CA state prisons each year.
— Aug 18, 2014 07:44PM
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Carmen
is on page 268 of 348
That's it!?!?! It's OVER!?!?! ... I wanted more.
— Aug 19, 2014 10:39AM

Carmen
is on page 266 of 348
Most Europeans get scoped (colonoscopy) with sedation-on-demand. You're set up with an IV ready to go, and need only say the word. 80% never ask for the drugs.
— Aug 19, 2014 10:37AM

Carmen
is on page 228 of 348
Is it possible to literally knock the shit out of someone? Depends on the shit and who's knocking it. "I had a high school football coach who was an offensive tackle for the Washington Redskins," says gastroenterologist Mike Jones. "He swore to me that Mean Joe Greene hit him so had he had to change his pants...it would be tough to hit someone hard enough to knock a solid turd out of him and not kill him
— Aug 18, 2014 10:20PM

Carmen
is on page 227 of 348
By far the oddest reverse delivery on record is the holy-water enema. ...suggested that the holy-water clyster was a routine weapon in the exorcist's arsenal. This made a certain amount of sense: Why sprinkle the possessed with holy water when you can pump it right up inside them?
— Aug 18, 2014 09:53PM

Carmen
is on page 179 of 348
Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ shout-out from Mary Roach in this book!
— Aug 18, 2014 08:38PM

Carmen
is on page 166 of 348
Here is another reason so many drug smugglers prefer to swallow contraband, despite the risk of an overdose. "The rectum is taboo across many of the regions where mules originate. In the Caribbean and Latin America, any use of the cavity is automatically associated with homosexuality, which can still lead to a fatal beating in many communities."...The rectal taboo is equally strong among Islamic terrorists.
— Aug 18, 2014 08:23PM

Carmen
is on page 148 of 348
Death of a bulimic. Sometimes Roach's descriptions of what animals and people have undergone (because of how scientifically interesting it is) makes me very upset and I have to skip a few pages.
— Aug 18, 2014 07:31PM

Carmen
is on page 146 of 348
Bursting a stomach by overfilling is a nearly impossible feat, owing to a series of protective reflexes.
— Aug 18, 2014 07:14PM