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“A certain man once lost a diamond cuff-link in the wide blue sea, and twenty years later, on the exact day, a Friday apparently, he was eating a large fish - but there was no diamond inside. That鈥檚 what I like about coincidence.”
― Laughter in the Dark
― Laughter in the Dark
“Once upon a time there lived in Berlin, Germany, a man called Albinus. He was rich, respectable, happy; one day he abandoned his wife for the sake of a youthful mistress; he loved; was not loved; and his life ended in disaster.
This is the whole of the story and we might have left it at that had there not been profit and pleasure in the telling; and although there is plenty of space on a gravestone to contain, bound in moss, the abridged version of a man's life, detail is always welcome.”
― Laughter in the Dark
This is the whole of the story and we might have left it at that had there not been profit and pleasure in the telling; and although there is plenty of space on a gravestone to contain, bound in moss, the abridged version of a man's life, detail is always welcome.”
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“Death often is the point of life's joke.”
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― Laughter in the Dark
“[...] leaving for a day or two that hopeless sense of loss which makes beauty what it is: a distant lone tree against golden heavens; ripples of light on the inner curve of a bridge; a thing impossible to capture.”
― Laughter in the Dark
― Laughter in the Dark
“This is the whole of the story and we might have left it at that had there not been profit and pleasure in the telling; and although there is plenty of space on a gravestone to contain, bound in moss, the abridged version of a man's life, detail is always welcome.”
― Laughter in the Dark
― Laughter in the Dark
“No you can't take a pistol and plug a girl you don't even know simply because she attracts you.”
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― Laughter in the Dark
“Death," he had said on another occasion, "seems to be merely a bad habit, which nature is at present powerless to overcome.”
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― Laughter in the Dark
“Although there is plenty of space on a gravestone to contain, bound in moss, the abridged version of a man's life, detail is always welcome.”
― Laughter in the Dark
― Laughter in the Dark
“[S]urely the Cupid serving him was lefthanded, with a weak chin and no imagination.”
― Laughter in the Dark
― Laughter in the Dark
“Uncle alone in the house with the children said he'd dress up to amuse them. After a long wait, as he did not appear, they went down and saw a masked man putting the table silver into a bag. 'Oh, Uncle,' they cried in delight. 'Yes, isn't my make-up good?' said Uncle, taking his mask off. Thus goes the Hegelian syllogism of humour. Thesis: Uncle made himself up as a burglar (a laugh for the children); antithesis: it WAS a burglar (a laugh for the reader); synthesis: it still was Uncle (fooling the reader).”
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― Laughter in the Dark
“Everything was too quiet to be natural. It seemed as if the silence was rising, rising鈥攚ould suddenly brim over and break into laughter.”
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― Laughter in the Dark
“Everything, even what was saddest and most shameful in his past life, was overlaid with the deceptive charm of colours. He was horrified to realize how little he had used his eyes - for these colours moved across too vague a background and their outlines were singularly blurred”
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― Laughter in the Dark
“Something was destroyed forever [...], everything would henceforward be tainted with a poisonous flavour of doubt”
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― Laughter in the Dark
“The past was safe in its cage. Why not have a look?”
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― Laughter in the Dark
“he loved; was not loved; and his life ended in disaster”
― Laughter in the Dark
― Laughter in the Dark
“The stage manager of this [life's] performance was neither God nor the devil. The former was far too gray, and venerable, and old-fashioned; and the latter, surfeited with other people鈥檚 sins, was a bore to himself and to others, as dull as rain聽鈥β爄n fact, rain at dawn in the prison-court, where some poor imbecile, yawning nervously, is being quietly put to death for the murder of his grandmother. The stage manager whom Rex had in view was an elusive, double, triple, self-reflecting magic Proteus of a phantom, the shadow of many-colored glass balls flying in a curve, the ghost of a juggler on a shimmering curtain.”
― Laughter in the Dark
― Laughter in the Dark
“Death often is the point of life鈥檚 joke.”
― Laughter in the Dark
― Laughter in the Dark
“袣芯谐邪褌芯 蟹邪斜褉械屑械薪褟, 芯褔懈褌械 褲 锌褉懈写芯斜懈褏邪 芯薪蟹懈 锌褉邪蟹械薪 懈蟹褉邪蟹 薪邪 蟹邪写芯胁芯谢褋褌胁芯, 褋褟泻邪褕 褋褗蟹械褉褑邪胁邪褕械 薪芯胁懈褟 褋懈 胁褗褌褉械褕械薪 褋胁褟褌; 斜械蟹谐褉懈卸薪邪褌邪 泄 锌芯褏芯写泻邪 褋械 锌褉械胁褗褉薪邪 胁褗胁 胁薪懈屑邪褌械谢薪芯 锌邪褌械褕泻芯 锌芯泻谢邪褖邪薪械 懈 斜械褕械 褋锌芯褋芯斜薪邪 谢邪泻芯屑芯 写邪 锌芯谐谢褗褖邪 锌褗谢薪懈 褕械锌懈 褋薪褟谐, 泻芯懈褌芯 褋褗斜懈褉邪褕械 薪邪斜褗褉蟹芯, 写芯泻邪褌芯 薪懈泻芯泄 薪械 褟 谐谢械写邪. 袗谢斜懈薪褍褋 锌芯谢邪谐邪褕械 胁褋懈褔泻懈 褍褋懈谢懈褟 写邪 褋械 谐褉懈卸懈 蟹邪 薪械褟 鈥� 懈蟹胁械卸写邪褕械 褟 薪邪 写褗谢谐懈 斜邪胁薪懈 褉邪蟹褏芯写泻懈; 胁薪懈屑邪胁邪褕械 写邪 褋懈 谢褟谐邪 褉邪薪芯 懈 写邪 薪械 褋械 褍写褉褟 胁 芯锌邪褋薪懈褌械 褗谐谢懈 薪邪 屑械斜械谢懈褌械, 写芯泻邪褌芯 屑懈薪邪胁邪褕械 锌芯泻褉邪泄 褌褟褏. 袗 薪芯褖械屑 褋褗薪褍胁邪褕械, 褔械 褋械 薪邪褌褗泻胁邪 薪邪 屑谢邪写芯 屑芯屑懈褔械, 泻芯械褌芯 谢械卸懈 褋 褉邪蟹锌械褉械薪懈 褉褗褑械 懈 泻褉邪泻邪 薪邪 谐芯褉械褖 锌褍褋褌 锌谢邪卸, 懈 胁 褋褗薪褟 谐芯 芯斜褏胁邪褖邪褕械 胁薪械蟹邪锌械薪 褋褌褉邪褏, 褔械 卸械薪邪 屑褍 褖械 谐芯 褏胁邪薪械.”
― Laughter in the Dark
― Laughter in the Dark
“袙褗蟹写褍褏褗褌 斜械褕械 薪邪褌械卸邪谢 芯褌 褋谢邪写薪懈泻邪胁邪褌邪 屑懈褉懈蟹屑邪 薪邪 褋屑芯泻懈薪芯胁芯 写褗褉胁芯, 懈屑邪褕械 褟 褌邪蟹懈 斜邪薪邪谢薪邪 褋屑械褋懈褑邪 芯褌 谢褍薪薪邪 褋胁械褌谢懈薪邪 懈 写邪谢械褔薪邪 屑褍蟹懈泻邪, 泻芯褟褌芯 褌邪泻邪 胁褗蟹写械泄褋褌胁邪 薪邪 芯斜懈泻薪芯胁械薪懈褌械 写褍褕懈.”
― Laughter in the Dark
― Laughter in the Dark
“袗谢斜懈薪褍褋 薪懈泻芯谐邪 锌褉械写懈 薪械 斜械褕械 胁懈卸写邪谢 褋褗谢蟹懈 褋 褌邪泻褗胁 褉邪蟹屑械褉 懈 斜谢褟褋褗泻.”
― Laughter in the Dark
― Laughter in the Dark
“袠屑邪谢芯 械写薪芯 胁褉械屑械 胁 袘械褉谢懈薪, 袚械褉屑邪薪懈褟, 械写懈薪 褔芯胁械泻 薪邪 懈屑械 袗谢斜懈薪褍褋. 孝芯泄 斜懈谢 斜芯谐邪褌, 锌芯褔褌械薪, 褖邪褋褌谢懈胁. 袝写懈薪 写械薪 薪邪锌褍褋薪邪谢 卸械薪邪 褋懈 蟹邪褉邪写懈 屑谢邪写邪 谢褞斜芯胁薪懈褑邪. 袨斜懈褔邪谢, 薪械 斜懈谢 芯斜懈褔邪薪 懈 卸懈胁芯褌褗褌 屑褍 蟹邪胁褗褉褕懈谢 蟹谢芯锌芯谢褍褔薪芯.
孝芯胁邪 械 褑褟谢邪褌邪 懈褋褌芯褉懈褟 懈 斜懈褏屑械 屑芯谐谢懈 写邪 褟 芯褋褌邪胁懈屑 写芯褌褍泻, 邪泻芯 芯褌 褉邪蟹泻邪蟹胁邪薪械褌芯 泄 薪褟屑邪褕械 锌芯谢蟹邪 懈 褍写芯胁芯谢褋褌胁懈械; 懈 胁褗锌褉械泻懈 褔械 薪邪 薪邪写谐褉芯斜薪邪褌邪 锌谢芯褔邪 懈屑邪 写芯褋褌邪褌褗褔薪芯 屑褟褋褌芯 蟹邪 芯斜褉邪褋谢邪褌邪 褋 屑褗褏 泻褉邪褌泻邪 胁械褉褋懈褟 薪邪 褔芯胁械褕泻懈褟 卸懈胁芯褌, 锌芯写褉芯斜薪芯褋褌懈褌械 胁懈薪邪谐懈 褋邪 写芯斜褉械 写芯褕谢懈.”
― Laughter in the Dark
孝芯胁邪 械 褑褟谢邪褌邪 懈褋褌芯褉懈褟 懈 斜懈褏屑械 屑芯谐谢懈 写邪 褟 芯褋褌邪胁懈屑 写芯褌褍泻, 邪泻芯 芯褌 褉邪蟹泻邪蟹胁邪薪械褌芯 泄 薪褟屑邪褕械 锌芯谢蟹邪 懈 褍写芯胁芯谢褋褌胁懈械; 懈 胁褗锌褉械泻懈 褔械 薪邪 薪邪写谐褉芯斜薪邪褌邪 锌谢芯褔邪 懈屑邪 写芯褋褌邪褌褗褔薪芯 屑褟褋褌芯 蟹邪 芯斜褉邪褋谢邪褌邪 褋 屑褗褏 泻褉邪褌泻邪 胁械褉褋懈褟 薪邪 褔芯胁械褕泻懈褟 卸懈胁芯褌, 锌芯写褉芯斜薪芯褋褌懈褌械 胁懈薪邪谐懈 褋邪 写芯斜褉械 写芯褕谢懈.”
― Laughter in the Dark
“孝芯泄 褋械 芯卸械薪懈 蟹邪 薪械褟, 蟹邪褖芯褌芯 锌褉芯褋褌芯 褌邪泻邪 褋械 褋谢褍褔懈. 袚谢邪胁薪懈褟褌 胁懈薪芯胁薪懈泻 蟹邪 褌械褏薪懈褟 褋褗褞蟹 斜械褕械 械写薪芯 锌褗褌褍胁邪薪械 写芯 锌谢邪薪懈薪邪褌邪 胁 薪械泄薪邪褌邪 泻芯屑锌邪薪懈褟, 锌谢褞褋 写械斜械谢懈褟 泄 斜褉邪褌 懈 懈蟹泻谢褞褔懈褌械谢薪芯 邪褌谢械褌懈褔薪邪褌邪 泄 斜褉邪褌芯胁褔械写泻邪, 泻芯褟褌芯, 褋谢邪胁邪 斜芯谐褍, 褋懈 懈蟹泻褗谢褔懈 谐谢械蟹械薪邪 胁 袩芯薪褌褉械褋懈薪邪. 袠屑邪褕械 薪械褖芯 褌芯谢泻芯胁邪 懈蟹懈褋泻邪薪芯, 褌芯谢泻芯胁邪 械褎懈褉薪芯 胁 袝谢懈蟹邪斜械褌, 邪 褋屑械褏褗褌 泄 斜械 褌邪泻邪 写芯斜褉芯写褍褕械薪! 袟邪 写邪 懈蟹斜械谐薪邪褌 薪邪斜械蟹懈褌械 薪邪 屑薪芯卸械褋褌胁芯褌芯 褋懈 斜械褉谢懈薪褋泻懈 锌芯蟹薪邪褌懈, 褌械 褋械 芯卸械薪懈褏邪 胁 袦褞薪褏械薪. 袣械褋褌械薪懈褌械 褌褗泻屑芯 褑褗褎褌褟褏邪. 袝写薪邪 屑薪芯谐芯 褋泻褗锌邪 褌邪斜邪泻械褉邪 褋械 懈蟹谐褍斜懈 胁 褌邪泄薪褋褌胁械薪邪 谐褉邪写懈薪邪. 袝写懈薪 芯褌 泻械谢薪械褉懈褌械 胁 褏芯褌械谢邪 谐芯胁芯褉械褕械 褋械写械屑 械蟹懈泻邪. 袨泻邪蟹邪 褋械, 褔械 袝谢懈蟹邪斜械褌 懈屑邪 薪械卸械薪 屑邪谢褗泻 斜械谢械谐 芯褌 芯锌械褉邪褑懈褟 薪邪 邪锌邪薪写懈褋懈褌.
孝褟 斜械褕械 胁褟褉薪邪 屑邪谢泻邪 写褍褕懈褔泻邪, 褏褉懈褋懈屑邪 懈 薪械卸薪邪. 袥褞斜芯胁褌邪 泄 斜械褕械 泻邪褌芯 斜褟谢邪 谢懈谢懈褟, 薪芯 锌芯薪褟泻芯谐邪 懈蟹斜褍褏胁邪褕械 胁 锌谢邪屑褗褑懈 懈 胁 褌邪泻懈胁邪 屑芯屑械薪褌懈 袗谢斜懈薪褍褋 褋械 褋邪屑芯蟹邪谢褗谐胁邪褕械, 褔械 薪械 屑褍 褌褉褟斜胁邪 薪懈泻芯褟 写褉褍谐邪.”
― Laughter in the Dark
孝褟 斜械褕械 胁褟褉薪邪 屑邪谢泻邪 写褍褕懈褔泻邪, 褏褉懈褋懈屑邪 懈 薪械卸薪邪. 袥褞斜芯胁褌邪 泄 斜械褕械 泻邪褌芯 斜褟谢邪 谢懈谢懈褟, 薪芯 锌芯薪褟泻芯谐邪 懈蟹斜褍褏胁邪褕械 胁 锌谢邪屑褗褑懈 懈 胁 褌邪泻懈胁邪 屑芯屑械薪褌懈 袗谢斜懈薪褍褋 褋械 褋邪屑芯蟹邪谢褗谐胁邪褕械, 褔械 薪械 屑褍 褌褉褟斜胁邪 薪懈泻芯褟 写褉褍谐邪.”
― Laughter in the Dark
“An electric milk van on fat tires rolling creamily.”
― Laughter in the Dark
― Laughter in the Dark
“He could not even see the bluish glimmer of a window or those faint patches of light which come to stay with the walls at night”
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― Laughter in the Dark
“Her love was of the lily variety”
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― Laughter in the Dark
“Blunders, gropings, disappointment; surely the Cupid serving him was left-handed, with a weak chin and no imagination. And alongside these feeble romances there had been hundreds of girls of whom he had dreamed but whom he had never got to know; they had just slid past him, leaving for a day or two that hopeless sense of loss which makes beauty what it is: a distant lone tree against golden heavens; ripples of light on the inner curve of a bridge; a thing quite impossible to capture”
― Laughter in the Dark
― Laughter in the Dark
“so that beautiful idea, which otherwise would have lingered on and perhaps found a wall on which to hang and blossom, had strangely faded and shrivelled in the course of the last week.”
― Laughter in the Dark
― Laughter in the Dark
“袦邪褉谐芯 斜邪胁薪芯 蟹邪锌芯褔薪邪 写邪 褋械 薪邪写懈谐邪 锌芯-胁懈褋芯泻芯 懈 锌芯-胁懈褋芯泻芯, 泻邪褌芯 蟹屑懈褟, 泻芯褟褌芯 褋械 褉邪蟹胁懈胁邪.”
― Laughter in the Dark
― Laughter in the Dark
“(袦懈薪邪谢芯褌芯 斜械褕械 薪邪 褋懈谐褍褉薪芯 屑褟褋褌芯 胁 泻谢械褌泻邪褌邪. 袟邪褖芯 写邪 薪械 锌芯谐谢械写薪械?)”
― Laughter in the Dark
― Laughter in the Dark