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“A stranger to myself and to the world, armed solely with a thought that negates itself as soon as it asserts, what is this condition in which I can have peace only by refusing to know and to live, in which the appetite for conquest bumps into walls that defy its assaults?”
― The Myth of Sisyphus and Other Essays
― The Myth of Sisyphus and Other Essays
“What can you do with a person who says that he is absolutely uncertain about everything, and that he is absolutely certain about that?”
― Reflections
― Reflections
“I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.â€�”
― Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
― Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
“Dave? This is John. Your pimp says bring the heroin shipment tonight, or he'll be forced to stick you. meet him where we buried the Korean whore. The one without the goatee."
That was code. It meant "Come to my place as soon as you can, it's important.”
― John Dies at the End
That was code. It meant "Come to my place as soon as you can, it's important.”
― John Dies at the End
“We call love what binds us to certain creatures only by reference to a collective way of seeing for which books and legends are responsible.”
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“Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.â€�”
― Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
― Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
“It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real talent”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“Date rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs are”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“You'll never know what psychopathic heights you're capable of, just lying there on the sofa”
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“A man from the Land of Fools wanted to pull down the clouds.
'Why?' someone asked him.
'To squeeze out the rain.”
― Reflections
'Why?' someone asked him.
'To squeeze out the rain.”
― Reflections
“Are you an evolutionist?
I’m an absurdist, ma’am. But let’s suppose evolution is true; what about the monkeys today? Why can’t we see them evolving? Are they still evolving?”
― Jesters Incognito: Live Like a King. Hire a Jester.
I’m an absurdist, ma’am. But let’s suppose evolution is true; what about the monkeys today? Why can’t we see them evolving? Are they still evolving?”
― Jesters Incognito: Live Like a King. Hire a Jester.
“You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.”
― A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
― A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
“A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.”
― A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
― A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
“Don Severo dropped his fork, Doña Remedios nearly chocked, but Jesús carried on playing with his food. He’d never really liked broccoli.”
― The Man Who Never Was
― The Man Who Never Was
“Like the playwrights of the Absurd, Woolrich recognized that a senseless story best mirrors a senseless existence.”
― The Fantastic Stories of Cornell Woolrich
― The Fantastic Stories of Cornell Woolrich
“Long before the Theater of the Absurd, Woolrich discovered that an incomprehensible universe is best reflected in an incomprehensible story.
("Introduction")”
― Night and Fear: A Centenary Collection of Stories by Cornell Woolrich
("Introduction")”
― Night and Fear: A Centenary Collection of Stories by Cornell Woolrich
“Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle—and mine just got stolen.â€�”
― Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
― Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
“A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!”
― A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
― A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
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