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“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
― Frank Kaiser

“Cease, cows, life is short.”
― Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude

“It's just the way things are. Take a moment to consider this statement. Really think about it. We send one species to the butcher and give our love and kindness to another apparently for no reason other than because it's the way things are. When our attitudes and behaviors towards animals are so inconsistent, and this inconsistency is so unexamined, we can safely say we have been fed absurdities. It is absurd that we eat pigs and love dogs and don't even know why. Many of us spend long minutes in the aisle of the drugstore mulling over what toothpaste to buy. Yet most of don't spend any time at all thinking about what species of animal we eat and why. Our choices as consumers drive an industry that kills ten billion animals per year in the United States alone. If we choose to support this industry and the best reason we can come up with is because it's the way things are, clearly something is amiss. What could cause an entire society of people to check their thinking caps at the door--and to not even realize they're doing so? Though this question is quite complex, the answer is quite simple: carnism.”
― Melanie Joy, Why We Love Dogs, Eat Pigs, and Wear Cows: An Introduction to Carnism

“Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.”
― Craig Ferguson

“We are not sheep or cows. God didn鈥檛 create fences for us or boundaries to contain our nationalities. Man did. God didn鈥檛 draw up religious barriers to separate us from each other. Man did. And on top of that, no father would like to see his children fighting or killing each other. The Creator favors the man who spreads loves over the man who spreads hate. A religious title does not make anyone more superior over another. If a kind man stands by his conscience and exhibits truth in his words and actions, he will stand by God regardless of his faith. If mankind wants to evolve, we must learn from our past mistakes. If not, our technology will evolve without us.”
― Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

“We love dogs and eat cows not because dogs and cows are fundamentally different--cows, like dogs, have feelings, preferences, and consciousness--but because our perception of them is different.”
― Melanie Joy, Why We Love Dogs, Eat Pigs, and Wear Cows: An Introduction to Carnism

“All da cows love Leo.”
― Rick Riordan, The Dark Prophecy

“There doesn't seem like there should be an artful way to butcher a cow, but there is, and this is not it.”
― Maggie Stiefvater, The Scorpio Races

“For an absurd moment, I wondered if Ammit devoured the hearts of wicked cows, and if he liked the beefy taste.

- Carter Kane”
― Rick Riordan, The Serpent's Shadow

“I'll stop eating steak when you stop killing spiders." Absurdity: comparing cows to spiders. Arachnids are pure evil. They're like a cigarette manufacturer or a terrorist. They're organized religion on eight legs.”
― Davey Havok, Pop Kids

“I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home."
Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup:”
― Groucho Marx

“The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.”
― Ogden Nash, Free Wheeling

“#1487: Hug a cow.”
― H. Jackson Brown Jr., The Complete Life's Little Instruction Book

“She says it鈥檚 wrong to be frittering away my hours asking questions when there鈥檚 work to be done. But I don鈥檛 see how a question can be wrong. Can you, Pa? Ma says the Bible sets out what鈥檚 right and wrong so we don鈥檛 have to bother ourselves with it none but it seems to me that it ain鈥檛 so matter-of-fact. Like when you kilt that old cow last week and I didn鈥檛 want to eat it 鈥檆ause he was my favorite and so gentle besides. Ma said I was sinful to waste food. But I said that maybe we shouldn鈥檛 go about killing and eating cows when they was so peaceful-like. Ma said that was foolishness and that God put the cows here just so as we can eat 鈥檈m. But that don鈥檛 seem like such a good deal for the cows to me. Preacher told us not more than four Sundays ago that God loves all his creatures, but it ain鈥檛 loving to my way of thinking to create a thing just for it to be food. Them cows ain鈥檛 never done nothing to us. Which got me to thinking that maybe we got it wrong and they got a purpose we don鈥檛 know nothing about.”
― Victoria Forester, The Girl Who Could Fly

“If I had thought the beef marrow might be a hell of a lot of work for not much difference, I needn鈥檛 have worried. The taste of the marrow is rich, meaty, intense in a nearly-too-much way. In my increasingly depraved state, I could think of nothing at first but that it tasted like really good sex. But there was something more than that, even. What it really tastes like is life, well lived. Of course the cow I got marrow from had a fairly crappy life 鈥� lots of crowds and overmedication and bland food that might or might not have been a relative. But deep in his or her bones, there was a capacity for feral joy. I could taste it.”
― Julie Powell, Julie and Julia: My Year of Cooking Dangerously

“To country people Cows are mild,
And flee from any stick they throw;
But I鈥檓 a timid town bred child,
And all the cattle seem to know.”
― T. S. Eliot

“I'm afraid of those cows,' protested poor Dora, seeing a prospect of escape.
'The very idea of your being scared of those cows,' scoffed Davy. 'Why, they're both younger than you.”
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of the Island

“But when I say 'cow', don鈥檛 go running away with the idea of some decent, self-respecting cudster such as you may observe loading grass into itself in the nearest meadow.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Code of the Woosters

“Among other things, I鈥檓 afraid of cows.鈥� 鈥淏ecause of their size?鈥� Helen asked sympathetically. 鈥淣o, it鈥檚 the way they stare. As if they鈥檙e plotting something.”
― Lisa Kleypas, Hello Stranger

“I have learned that I, we, are a dollar-a-day people (which is terrible, they say, because a cow in Japan is worth $9 a day). This means that a Japanese cow would be a middle class Kenyan... a $9-a-day cow from Japan could very well head a humanitarian NGO in Kenya. Massages are very cheap in Nairobi, so the cow would be comfortable.”
― Binyavanga Wainaina

“What are they, Dad? Cows, son. What are cows, Dad? Cows are cows, son.”
― Frank McCourt, Angela鈥檚 Ashes

“The cattle crouched round them in soft shadowy clumps, placidly munching, and dreaming with wide-open eyes. The narrow zone of colour created by the firelight was like the planet Earth - a little freak of brightness in a universe of impenetrable shadows”
― Hope Mirrlees, Lud-in-the-Mist

“...man is as much a parasite on the cow as the tapeworm is on man: We have sucked their udders like leeches. "Man the cow parasite" is probably how non-man defines man in his zoology books”
― Unbearable Lightness of Being

“So this is what commodity corn can do to a cow: industrialize the miracle of nature that is a ruminant, taking this sunlight- and prairie grass-powered organism and turning it into the last thing we need: another fossil fuel machine. This one, however, is able to suffer. ”
― Michael Pollan, The Omnivore's Dilemma: A Natural History of Four Meals

“They got a manure machine in there,鈥� Keller said. He went up to the barn and peeked through a hole between tow boards. 鈥淥n wheels. It鈥檚 fun to ride sometimes, when you don鈥檛 care how you smell.”
― Sandra Neil Wallace

“Little Joe was still behind him. Eli could feel it. He wanted to look back, but he couldn鈥檛. The tears were too close. If he were Fancy, he鈥檇 turn around and kick and buck and moo and do just about anything to keep his calf near. But Eli wasn鈥檛 Fancy; he was a farmer.”
― Sandra Neil Wallace

“鈥nd available man candy. But at least there would be mud, and maybe cows.鈥� p12”
― Claire Upton, Twisted Fate

“Did you know you can rent bulls? Unfortunately, you rent them to impregnate your cows, and NOT as a party attraction for drunk guests to ride.”
― Jarod Kintz, Me and memes and memories

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― Douglas Adams, Restauracja na ko艅cu wszech艣wiata. 呕ycie, wszech艣wiat i ca艂a reszta

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― Douglas Adams, Restauracja na ko艅cu wszech艣wiata. 呕ycie, wszech艣wiat i ca艂a reszta