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“I cut off his fingers to get him to talk, and when he'd confessed everything I wanted to hear, I had his fucking tongue cut out, and the stump cauterized."

Everyone in the room stared at him.

"I called him an asshole, too," said Locke. "He didn't like that.”
― Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

“Ninety percent of all problems are caused by people being assholes.â€�
“What causes the other ten percent?� asked Kizzy.
“Natural disasters,â€� said Nib.”
― Becky Chambers, The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet

“Narcissists are consumed with maintaining a shallow false self to others. They're emotionally crippled souls that are addicted to attention. Because of this they use a multitude of games, in order to receive adoration. Sadly, they are the most ungodly of God's creations because they don't show remorse for their actions, take steps to make amends or have empathy for others. They are morally bankrupt.”
― Shannon L. Alder

“Narcissists will never tell you the truth. They live with the fear of abandonment and can't deal with facing their own shame. Therefore, they will twist the truth, downplay their behavior, blame others and say what ever it takes to remain the victim. They are master manipulators and conartists that don't believe you are smart enough to figure out the depth of their disloyalty. Their needs will always be more important than telling you any truth that isn't in their favor..”
― Shannon L. Alder

“We all do have our own reasons for being alone; in my case, I just don’t like wasting my time on some assholes.”
― M.F. Moonzajer

“I believe all people are assholes. You won't find anyone that you like. You'll just find someone you dislike a little less than the last asshole. And I can't wait for that day. To have a woman that I can say I dislike a little less than all the other assholes.”
― Travis Jeremiah Dahnke, Write like no one is reading

“It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the other dark and sinister forces, which make assholes possible.”
― Alexei Maxim Russell, Alexei Maxim Russell's Field Guide to Assholes

“World is so beautiful, but alas! There are so many assholes.”
― M.F. Moonzajer

“I now have anti-bodies to assholes after working for so many.”
― Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading

“It was a genuine revelation, you see," said Aimée to the baron. "They can be killed. The real assholes can be killed.”
― Jean-Patrick Manchette, Fatale

“Are you a Buddhist?"
"No, I'm an asshole. But I keep trying.”
― Scott Hawkins, The Library at Mount Char

“He was too busy checking out and checking in, making and breaking plans, buying and losing cell phones, playing computer games and pool, looking at stock quotes, and living the chaotic life that effectively took up all his energy and time.”
― Dalma Heyn, Drama Kings: The Men Who Drive Strong Women Crazy

“How else to make a dent in an object as immovable as patriarchy itself...?”
― Dalma Heyn, Drama Kings: The Men Who Drive Strong Women Crazy

“They say COVID is spread by mouths and noses, but scientists are now saying the greatest risk is assholes.”
― Shellen Lubin

“-all I want is to show these assholes exactly how violent I can be.”
― Rebecca Yarros, Fourth Wing

“You can forgive someone and still think they are an asshole. Forgiveness doesn't change what a person is, it only changes you.”
― Shannon L. Alder

“Don't be an asshole, just go about your day and don't bother anyone.”
― Gawr Gura

“Why do shitty people always brag about being good at trolling? Troll is just another word for asshole. What kind of antisocial sociopath is proud of being an asshole?”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“Assholes use closers.”
― A.D. Aliwat, In Limbo

“Assholes either love convenience or things that require way too much effort, like extreme sports.”
― A.D. Aliwat, In Limbo

“Biegler, you remind me of every REMF I ever met in a combat zone. You want a guaranteed result with zero risk, and your ass covered if the shit hits the fan. But that's not how it works in the real world. So please shut the fuck up and let me work here.”
― Greg Iles, Third Degree

“What do you want to be remembered for?
Nothing,
I am already all the things I can remember for my own purpose.”
― SAPPHIRE OSBORNE

“Being an asshole brings you good fortune. And I believe it is good for the globe.”
― SAPPHIRE OSBORNE

“I will canoodle with a dumb man, but I won’t snuggle with an asshole.”
― Rachel Howzell Hall, These Toxic Things

“Cads kill me. Men who go through life making wisecracks, being overtly rude, taking advantage, being self-obsessed disasters. They're just funny to me. Because of this hobbyhorse, one of my favorite films is Breathless, by Jean-Luc Godard.”
― Bob Odenkirk, Comedy Comedy Comedy Drama

“A brilliant jerk is one who is highly competent but whose attitude doesn’t align with company culture. If you end up hiring one by mistake, don’t keep them around for too long because they represent a living and breathing violation of the company culture, and you look like a hypocrite.”
― Binod Shankar, Let's Get Real: 42 Tips for the Stuck Manager

“Admit that you are a jerk or becoming one. Like I said, the reaction will be shock, denial, anger and then finally acceptance. Self awareness at this level is extremely tough and hence quite rare.”
― Binod Shankar, Let's Get Real: 42 Tips for the Stuck Manager

“See, Rugs, Bellotti, he's always worryin' about what the people he respects think of him. He's like most people, he never worries what the people under him or around him are thinkin' about him. It's the asshole mistake. I don't know why it is, maybe they've seen too many pictures of Niagara Falls, I truly don't know what the fuck it is. Water goes down, power goes up I guess is what it is. From somewhere up there, from somebody up there. Assholes never understand what's goin' on around 'em 'cause they're all the time lookin' up, they're never lookin' around.”
― K.C. Constantine, Good Sons

“There's nothing wrong with being a party girl. I don't get why the world thinks there is.' But she considered her words. 'It's easier for me- when people assume the worst about what I am. It lets me see who they really are.'

'So you're saying you think I'm really an asshole?' A Corner of his mouth curled up.

But her eyes were dead serious. 'I've met and dealt with a lot of assholes, Hunt. You're not one of them.”
― Sarah J. Maas, House of Earth and Blood

“It is not the maleness of males per SE that explains the proliferation of masculine assholes. It is not that men are assholes, as though non-asshole men have somehow overcome their inherently asshole tendencies. Rather, the influence of gender culture is just very deep. Deep gender culture, not maleness, is primarily to blame for the fact that assholes are mainly men.”
― Aaron James, Assholes: A Theory