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“They'll say you are bad
or perhaps you are mad
or at least you
should stay undercover.
Your mind must be bare
if you would dare
to think you can love
more than one lover.”
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or perhaps you are mad
or at least you
should stay undercover.
Your mind must be bare
if you would dare
to think you can love
more than one lover.”
―
“Wait!" he yelled.
I didn't turn around, I walked faster. Then I heard him slam his fist on the hood of his car. I almost stopped.
Maybe I would have if he'd followed me. But he didn't. He got in his car and he left, just like he said he would.”
― It's Not Summer Without You
I didn't turn around, I walked faster. Then I heard him slam his fist on the hood of his car. I almost stopped.
Maybe I would have if he'd followed me. But he didn't. He got in his car and he left, just like he said he would.”
― It's Not Summer Without You
“I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk.”
― Killosophy
― Killosophy
“The enemy of my enemy may be my friend 鈥� of course the friend of my friend is often a jerk.”
― Red Sister
― Red Sister
“It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the other dark and sinister forces, which make assholes possible.”
― Alexei Maxim Russell's Field Guide to Assholes
― Alexei Maxim Russell's Field Guide to Assholes
“If you fall in love with jerk, don't you just reject him.
He may reveal the jerk part of you which concealed.”
― Master of Stupidity
He may reveal the jerk part of you which concealed.”
― Master of Stupidity
“High school will probably be better. I mean, some kids will still be jerks, but it's not so bad if you have at least one good friend. Someone who gets you.”
― The World Without Us
― The World Without Us
“Scott, you are the salt of the earth. Oh, I'm sorry, excuse me. I meant scum of the earth.”
― Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
― Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
“I wasn鈥檛 stupid. I realized that I was preventing her from being around her sister and her parents. Her boyfriend. I was banishing her from everything she knew.
From a comfortable future.
From money and opportunity.
From family Christmases and blue-eyed kids with Dean, who was oh-so-fucking enchanted with her.
From love.
I was ruining her life.
Because. I. Was. Jealous.”
― Vicious
From a comfortable future.
From money and opportunity.
From family Christmases and blue-eyed kids with Dean, who was oh-so-fucking enchanted with her.
From love.
I was ruining her life.
Because. I. Was. Jealous.”
― Vicious
“Arrogance is an illusion of superiority one perpetrates upon their self. Some may ultimately find their way through the illusion, but only after many losses.”
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―
“When jerks ask me, 鈥淗ey asshole, what鈥檚 your deal?鈥� I say, 鈥淏uy One Duck, Get One FREE.鈥� But then I inform them that I鈥檓 out of stock, and they can only get Buy One, Get None.”
― Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
― Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
“For the second time since meeting her, Echo looked as if I鈥檇 slapped her. Water pooled at the bottom edges of her eyes, her cheeks flushed red and she blinked rapidly. She鈥檇 succeeded in making me feel like a d*ck 鈥� again.”
― Pushing the Limits
― Pushing the Limits
“My father was gone. I went up to his suite, not to see him, but to figure out if he had been gone or left in a hurry. It looked like a tornado had visited so I assume he started packing as soon as he heard I was coming. I spit in his open underwear drawer. I know that鈥檚 nuts but I always try to leave a little something for the asshole on my visits.”
― Quietly Crazy
― Quietly Crazy
“She struggled against him and then kicked him with her knee, right between his legs. He won鈥檛 be treating her like this. Bastard. There was a fury inside her, that made her disliking of guys even bigger.
He stumbled back, his hand loosening his trip. His face is twisted in pain, and he was completely out of the breath. Angel felt satisfaction. He deserved that.
"How about this, you ignorant asshole! Keep your hands off of me and leave me alone!" she spat at his face. She barely held back, to not kick him again.”
― Jana & Angel Volume 1
He stumbled back, his hand loosening his trip. His face is twisted in pain, and he was completely out of the breath. Angel felt satisfaction. He deserved that.
"How about this, you ignorant asshole! Keep your hands off of me and leave me alone!" she spat at his face. She barely held back, to not kick him again.”
― Jana & Angel Volume 1
“I was sitting watching President Obama at the dangerous DeSoto Solar Farm and thinking: He is either very gullible or he is a corrupt jerk!”
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―
“The new High King of Faerie lounges on his throne, his crown resting at an insouciant angle, his long, villainously scarlet cloak pinned at his shoulders and sweeping the floor. An earring shines from the peak of one pointed ear. Heavy rings glitter along his knuckles. His most ostentatious decoration, however, is his soft, sullen mouth.
It makes him look every bit the jerk that he is.”
― The Wicked King
It makes him look every bit the jerk that he is.”
― The Wicked King
“You may begin the ceremony, Mavlys.鈥� Vale cut me off, his hands landing heavily on my shoulders.
I opened my mouth to try again, but Vale鈥檚 hand flashed up from my shoulder, wrapping around the lower half of my face.
鈥淣od your consent if you鈥檙e ready, Tempest.鈥�
Elrik swallowed, glancing at me nervously. 鈥淭-That鈥檚 n-not really how consent鈥斺€� he stuttered, but Vidrol cut him off.
鈥淨uiet. I can鈥檛 hear the Tempest. She鈥檚 trying to give her consent. What was that, darling?鈥� With a glare at him and a sharp elbow swung back at Vale鈥攚hich he ignored鈥擨 eventually bobbed my head. 鈥淓xcellent,鈥� Vale growled, releasing me. 鈥淕et on with it, then.”
― A Dream of Embers
I opened my mouth to try again, but Vale鈥檚 hand flashed up from my shoulder, wrapping around the lower half of my face.
鈥淣od your consent if you鈥檙e ready, Tempest.鈥�
Elrik swallowed, glancing at me nervously. 鈥淭-That鈥檚 n-not really how consent鈥斺€� he stuttered, but Vidrol cut him off.
鈥淨uiet. I can鈥檛 hear the Tempest. She鈥檚 trying to give her consent. What was that, darling?鈥� With a glare at him and a sharp elbow swung back at Vale鈥攚hich he ignored鈥擨 eventually bobbed my head. 鈥淓xcellent,鈥� Vale growled, releasing me. 鈥淕et on with it, then.”
― A Dream of Embers
“Yes, you can be an introvert. No, you can't be a jerk.”
― The Staff Engineer's Path: A Guide for Individual Contributors Navigating Growth and Change
― The Staff Engineer's Path: A Guide for Individual Contributors Navigating Growth and Change
“I now watch porn, but I don't have the feeling to go to the bath and start to jerk off. It's the world bad idea ever came. I have quite jerk off and I will quit it's not the way I should live, the same is for you!”
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“My eyes meet his eyes.
鈥淵ou were a jerk,鈥� I say.
His hands move to my cheeks. 鈥淚鈥檓 sorry.鈥�
I pull away, but I can only go an inch before I bump into lacrosse sticks, not that I really want to go any farther. 鈥淣ope. No way. You do not get to kiss me yet.鈥�
He pouts.”
― Need
鈥淵ou were a jerk,鈥� I say.
His hands move to my cheeks. 鈥淚鈥檓 sorry.鈥�
I pull away, but I can only go an inch before I bump into lacrosse sticks, not that I really want to go any farther. 鈥淣ope. No way. You do not get to kiss me yet.鈥�
He pouts.”
― Need
“The second I sit down at the table, Juju jumps in my lap, purrs.
Charles grimaces. "The gros con actually likes you."
"We had a rough start, but we're friends now," I say as Charles reaches out to pet Juju's head. Juju hisses and I say Good kitty in my head. "And he clearly hates you."
I whisper to Juju, "Did you just call him a gros con too? I agree.”
― The Spice Master at Bistro Exotique
Charles grimaces. "The gros con actually likes you."
"We had a rough start, but we're friends now," I say as Charles reaches out to pet Juju's head. Juju hisses and I say Good kitty in my head. "And he clearly hates you."
I whisper to Juju, "Did you just call him a gros con too? I agree.”
― The Spice Master at Bistro Exotique
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