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“My dream is that Cole gets punished for mouthing off the way he usually does. And his punishment is that he has to feed the chickens for the rest of his life.
Everyone has to have a dream â€� right?”
― R.L. Stine, Chicken Chicken

“Vanessa,â€� he murmured.
I stared at him. I knew instantly what he meant.
I had been thinking the same thing all along.
Remembering the horrible moment we spilled Vanessa’s groceries.
“Yes,� I agreed. “I didn’t want to admit it. I didn’t want to believe it. But Vanessa did this to us. Vanessa is BLUUUUCK BLUCCCK turning us into chickens.�
“Chicken chicken,â€� he clucked.”
― R.L. Stine, Chicken Chicken

“So, when Cole was two and I was four, we moved to Goshen Falls. Lucky us! The whole town is three blocks long. We have a cute little farm with a cute little farmhouse. And even though Mom and Dad are computer programmers â€� not farmers â€� we have a backyard full of chickens.”
― R.L. Stine, Chicken Chicken

“Politeness is so important,â€� Vanessa said, holding us up to her face. “Especially for young people. That’s what I care about more than anything else in the world. Good manners.â€�
She narrowed her eyes at us. “That day in front of the grocery,� she scolded, “you didn’t apologize for crashing into me. So I had no choice. I had to punish you.� She studied us, tsk-tisking.
So that’s why Anthony wasn’t turned into a chicken, too! I realized. Before he ran away, Anthony had called out to Vanessa that he was sorry.
If only Cole and I had apologized then! We wouldn’t be peeping little chicks today.”
― R.L. Stine, Chicken Chicken