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“... and holy hell the chocolate is so intense and pure it should be named an element and given a spot on the periodic table. It would be Ch, which isn't even taken.”
― Laini Taylor, Night of Cake & Puppets

“Someone once wrote that a novel should deliver a series of small astonishments. I get the same thing spending an hour with you.
Also, here is a green toothbrush tied in a ribbon.
It expresses my feelings inadequately..

Better than chocolate, being with you last night.
Silly me, I thought nothing was better than chocolate.

In a profound symbolic gesture,I am giving you this bar of Vosges I got when we all went to Edgartown. You can eat it, or just sit next to it and feel superior.”
― E. Lockhart, We Were Liars

“This is what you British do not understand about the French. You think you must work, work, work, work and open on Sundays and make mothers and fathers with families slave in supermarkets at three o'clock in the morning and make people leave their homes and their churches and their children and go shopping on Sundays.'
'Their shops are open on Sundays?' said Benoît in surprise.
'Yes! They make people work on Sundays! And through lunchtimes! But for what? For rubbish from China? For cheap clothes sewed by poor women in Malaysia? For why? So you can go more often to KFC and get full of fried chicken? You would rather have six bars of bad chocolate than one bar of good chocolate. Why? Why are six bad things better than one good thing? I don't understand.”
― Jenny Colgan, The Loveliest Chocolate Shop in Paris

“I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call.”
― Meghan Ciana Doidge, Trinkets, Treasures, and Other Bloody Magic

“It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate.”
― Andrea Hurst, Always With You

“Coffee and chocolate are certainly wonderful, but they must forever carry tea’s silken train, ever the bridesmaids and never the bride.”
― Paul Kortepeter, Tea with Victoria Rose

“What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you into a theif?"
Scott couldn't help but smirk.
"I blame chocolate.”
― Geoffrey Knight, Scott Sapphire and the Emerald Orchid

“You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.'
'Ninety percent of Eastwood's male population laughs over their own farts. Present company excluded, naturally.”
― Robyn Schneider, The Beginning of Everything

“Some people smoked crack in alleyways. Franny ate chocolate. On the scale of things, it seemed entirely reasonable.”
― Emma Straub, The Vacationers

“Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto.”
― Barbara Bretton, A Soft Place to Fall

“Is the Easter Bunny a space alien trying to trick us into implanting us with his eggs? Because I will so swear off chocolate right now.”
― Thomm Quackenbush, Artificial Gods

“It's all—let's use a very specific word here—miraculous. You, me, love, quarks, sex, chocolate, the speed of light—it's all miraculous, and it always has been.”
― Rob Bell, What We Talk about When We Talk about God

“It’s hard not to smile when you’re going eyeball to eyeball with a frosted chocolate cupcake.”
― Shannon Wiersbitzky, What Flowers Remember

“There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest.”
― Nanci Rathbun, Truth Kills

“I need God’s grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate.”
― Gloria Furman, Glimpses of Grace: Treasuring the Gospel in Your Home

“Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don’t have any.”
― Marja McGraw

“He stared for ten seconds or more, which, when eating a chocolate cake isn't much, but when staring, is.”
― Louise Penny

“Hey, Mrs. Jakes, how come people can’t afford new shoes or food, but they can still buy candy?â€� She smiled and waved him off. “Oh, people will always find a way to buy chocolate, Elliot. Chocolate is forever.”
― Jack C. Monroe, A Hole In Time: An Elliot James Adventure

“Are bacon and chocolate the foundation of a good meal? No, everybody knows
that is a deep fryer and/or gravy. However, I have long held the notion that you can't name a food that I can't improve by adding either bacon or chocolate.”
― Aaron Blaylock, It's Called Helping...You're Welcome

“Love is just the chocolate-coated realization you're going to spend the rest of your life with a person and unfortunately it melts in your mouth”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“According to Zagat Disneyland Insider's Guide (2010), the Candy Palace is the fifth most popular store in the entire resort, and the third most popular in the park. Perhaps one reason is the shop's intoxicating candy scent; it vents onto Main Street, an elixir of vanilla and molten chocolate that entices Guests to enter the premises and then entices then to remain. pouring over the bins, shelves, and racks of traditional and unique candies.”
― Leslie Le Mon, The Disneyland Book of Secrets 2014 - Disneyland: One Local's Unauthorized, Rapturous and Indispensable Guide to the Happiest Place on Earth

“... something very unusual, a chocolate-flavoured log of goatsâ€� cheese. “Made by lesbians in Wales,â€� Sam had explained superfluously.”
― Philip Hensher, King of the Badgers

“We had laid down the law : no chocolate, no sex.”
― Sara Sheridan, Truth Or Dare

“a. The chocolate in six (6) 100 gram subsamples contains an average of 60 or more insect fragments per 100 grams.

or

b. Any one subsample contains 90 or more insect fragments, even if the overall average of all the subsamples is less than 60.
2. Rodent Filth

a. The chocolate in six (6) 100 gram subsamples contains an average of more than 1.0 rodent hair per 100 grams, regardless of the size of the hairs or hair fragments.”
― FDA food regulations

“I had a dream about you. Your skin was sandpaper and your armpits were hollow, filled with dark chocolate and prunes. You offered me coffee and when I said no you handed me black coffee with a note that read "12 reasons not to drink coffee". I knew we would get along.”
― Melody Sohayegh, Dreaming is for lovers

“Para que a dor não mate se inventou o chocolate.”
― Alice Vieira, Chocolate, Histórias para ler e chorar por mais

“Be the Chocolate

What if I want to be the bird who eats the Chocolate?”
― No one

“Leo is looking down. Leo is looking down and his eyes and skin and hair like dark melted chocolate and he’s saying to me, "Hello.”
― Johnny Rich, The Human Script

“chocolate is a dairy food; nanny piggins”
― R.A. Spratt, Nanny Piggins-3 Delicious Books jam-packed into 1

“a world where chocolate is entirely rare â€� or entirely mediocre â€� is a dystopia the likes of which we can scarcely conceive ["An Emotional History Of Chocolate," The Millions, January 5, 2015].”
― Elizabeth Winkler