Clapping Quotes
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“The fairies, as their custom, clapped their hands with delight over their cleverness, and they were so madly in love with the little house that they could not bear to think they had finished it.”
― Peter Pan in Kensington Gardens
― Peter Pan in Kensington Gardens

“The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.”
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“Hitting "like" on a social media platform is the modern day version of clapping at the end of a performance.”
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“Eight people show up. The emcee is warm, friendly, and about as funny as Shoah. I take the stage to the sound of, my hand to God, one person clapping once and only once, and then I start into my act.”
― Zombie Spaceship Wasteland
― Zombie Spaceship Wasteland

“Clapping is easily the best example of self-amplification in the world. It sprouts from a single wham to a wave of sound in no time. As soon as someone clapped on hearing Tulsi’s name, an avalanche of applause followed.”
― Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy
― Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy

“Stop running side races and wonder why the finish line doesn’t have anyone at the end of it clapping for you.”
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“I just invented an Applause Machine. You turn it on by clapping. I figure I'll have no trouble securing Venture Capital funding, because VCs love congratulating themselves, and this time when they do, my machine will respond by adding to their self-kudos.”
― Powdered Saxophone Music
― Powdered Saxophone Music

“Clapping is high-fiving yourself. I'm all about self-applause.”
― A Memoir of Memories and Memes
― A Memoir of Memories and Memes
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