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Hand To God Quotes

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Patton Oswalt
“Eight people show up. The emcee is warm, friendly, and about as funny as Shoah. I take the stage to the sound of, my hand to God, one person clapping once and only once, and then I start into my act.”
Patton Oswalt, Zombie Spaceship Wasteland