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“I’m a pedestrian, i walk under the sky and the magnetism of the stars that cohabit up there.”
― Alain Bremond-Torrent, running is flying intermittently

“A man's earthly possessions are in one of two places - the place he left them in or the place his significant other moved them to without telling him.”
― Stewart Stafford

“Snuggling comfortably in her corner, Beatrix gave her older sister a perplexed glance. “Win? You have the oddest look on your face. Is something the matter?â€�
Win had frozen in the act of lifting a teacup to her lips, her blue eyes round with alarm.
Following her sister’s gaze, Amelia saw a small reptilian creature slithering up Beatrix’s shoulder. A sharp cry escaped her lips, and she moved forward with her hands raised.
Beatrix glanced at her shoulder. “Oh, drat. You’re supposed to stay in my pocket.� She plucked the wriggling object from her shoulder and stroked him gently. “A spotted sand lizard,� she said. “Isn’t he adorable? I found him in my room last night.�
Amelia lowered her hands and stared dumbly at her youngest sister.
“You’ve made a pet of him?� Win asked weakly. “Beatrix, dear, don’t you think he would be happier in the forest where he belongs?�
Beatrix looked indignant. “With all those predators? Spot wouldn’t last a minute.�
Amelia found her voice. “He won’t last a minute with me, either. Get rid of him, Bea, or I’m going to flatten him with the nearest heavy object I can find.�
“You would murder my pet?�
“One doesn’t murder lizards, Bea. One exterminates them.� Exasperated, Amelia turned to Merripen. “Find some cleaning women in the village, Merripen. God knows how many other unwanted creatures are lurking in the house. Not counting Leo.�
Merripen disappeared at once.
“Spot is the perfect pet,� Beatrix argued. “He doesn’t bite, and he’s already house-trained.�
“I draw the line at pets with scales.�
Beatrix stared at her mutinously. “The sand lizard is a native species of Hampshire—which means Spot has more right to be here than we do.�
“Nevertheless, we will not be cohabiting.”
― Lisa Kleypas, Mine Till Midnight

“Men and women who have lived together over long years get to know one another's failings; but they also come to know what is worthy of respect and admiration in those they live with and in themselves.”
― Elizabeth Gilbert, Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage

“One of the joys of living together is things become cheaper!”
― Steven Magee

“In my experience, when you live with a woman for a long period of time, many of them start to remove what you consider “funâ€� from your life. It’s like they see your fun as a threat to them. They want your only fun, to be them. Sadly, by that stage, there isn’t much fun left in them, for you.”
― Robert Black