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“You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!”
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“My heart started racing, not the bad kind of heart racing, like I'm going to die. But the good kind of heart racing, like, Hello, can I help you with something? If not, please step aside because I'm about to kick the shit out of life.”
― Where'd You Go, Bernadette
― Where'd You Go, Bernadette

“Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!”
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“I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.”
― The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
― The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“Every time you look up at the stars, it¡¯s like opening a door. You could be anyone, anywhere. You could be yourself at any moment in your life. You open that door and you realize you¡¯re the same person under the same stars. Camping out in the backyard with your best friend, eleven years old. Sixteen, driving alone, stopping at the edge of the city, looking up at the same stars. Walking a wooded path, kissing in the moonlight, look up and you¡¯re eleven again. Chasing cats in a tiny town, you¡¯re eleven again, you¡¯re sixteen again. You¡¯re in a rowboat. You¡¯re staring out the back of a car. Out here where the world begins and ends, it¡¯s like nothing ever stops happening.”
― Lost at Sea
― Lost at Sea
“In the end we will remember not the words of our enemies...but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.”
― The Silence of Our Friends
- Martin Luther King, Jr.”
― The Silence of Our Friends

“When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree by the river of truth, and tell the whole world 'No, You Move.”
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“If she¡¯d been born at the right time they would have burned her over in Salem.”
― A&P: Lust in the Aisles
― A&P: Lust in the Aisles

“I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!”
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“How do you know your Colossus is the genuine article in the first place?
I read his mind.
I matched his DNA.
I smelled him.
I also did that.”
― Astonishing X-Men, Vol. 1: Gifted
I read his mind.
I matched his DNA.
I smelled him.
I also did that.”
― Astonishing X-Men, Vol. 1: Gifted
“I leave the world in terrible turmoil. I come back, same turmoil. Nothing at all different. Well, outfits are a little different...”
― Astonishing X-Men, Vol. 1: Gifted
― Astonishing X-Men, Vol. 1: Gifted

“Imagination is just what others use to get things they can't understand into their heads. Rarely ¨C if ever ¨C do they actually fit there.
-Hermes”
― Wonder Woman, Volume 1: Blood
-Hermes”
― Wonder Woman, Volume 1: Blood

“Agatha Clay: "I've never had coffee. Lilith said a young lady shouldn't drink stimulants."
Zeetha: "Drink your coffee like a warrior."
Agatha Clay: "...Yes, Zeetha.”
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Zeetha: "Drink your coffee like a warrior."
Agatha Clay: "...Yes, Zeetha.”
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“Her skin is cold, and clammy; her eyes are the color of sky, on the grey, wet days that leach the world of color and meaning; her voice is little more than a whisper; and while she has no odor, her shadow smells mucky, and pungent, like the skin of a snake. Many years gone, a sect in what is now Afghanistan declared her a goddess, and proclaimed all empty rooms her sacred places. The sect, whose members called themselves The Unforgiven, persisted for two years, until its last adherent finally killed himself, having survived the other members by almost seven months. Despair says little, and is patient.”
― The Absolute Sandman, Volume 1
― The Absolute Sandman, Volume 1

“In the midst of the vagaries of life, they provide us a trip to the land of goodness and fairies, of imaginations and possibilities.
A childhood that wasn't spent watching cartoons or reading comic strips, no wonder, seems too dull to imagine.”
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A childhood that wasn't spent watching cartoons or reading comic strips, no wonder, seems too dull to imagine.”
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“Conspiracy!! And now employing juvenile mongoloid demon babies!! My famous chicken recipe will never be yours!! Grr! Woof!”
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“Hell, if someome wrote a book about you, well, it'd sell a million copies the day it was released. And if someone else was clever enough to write a parody - you know, to privide som comic relief during these extremely difficult economic times - that would probably be an even bigger seller, or at least it shoud be. So, just come clean with me, Ed. Your secret's safe with me, and whoever reads my internet blog. You...are...a...vampire!”
― Twilite: A Parody
― Twilite: A Parody

“You are all zombie thigh-fat people brought into reanimation by some evil force of forceful evil!”
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“That fence has gotta 'lectric charge runnin' through it!" Duffy whispered. "Felt like I got struck by lightnin' right b'tween my shoulder blades! It crackled like when the barber turns on his trimmer."
Ott had had his suspicions about the electric fence, but there had been only one way to know for sure. That's why some people were generals and others were sergeants, after all.”
― Moon of the White Tears
Ott had had his suspicions about the electric fence, but there had been only one way to know for sure. That's why some people were generals and others were sergeants, after all.”
― Moon of the White Tears
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