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“I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!”
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“You should base everything on what you see with your own eyes, hear with your own ears and feel with your own heart. Period. Always believe what you KNOW about a person, not what you HEAR.”
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“What doesn’t KILL me makes me strongerâ€� Except for the extinction of COFFEEâ€� that might kill me.”
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“Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, COFFEE and acceptance…The SIX stages of waking up!!”
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“The problem is NOT the PROBLEM...The problem is I haven’t had enough COFFEE to deal with the PROBLEM.”
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“A baby boy has a special way of brining out the man in his father and the little boy in his grandfather.”
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“MOM - noun - One who sacrifices her body, sleep, social life, spending money, eating hot meals, peeing alone, patience, memory, energy and sanity for LOVE!”
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“MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM... Because she's the BOMB!”
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“A wise man once said NOTHING... He just let her vent, nodded his head and live happily ever after!”
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“Don't compare yourself to other MOMS... We are all just winging it, just some hide it better than others.”
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“People who have NO ambition to make a difference in this life should not interrupt the people who DO.”
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“You know you’ve officially hit a midlife crisis when you finally start feeling like you have your life together and your body starts falling apart!”
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“MOMBIE - noun - Suffers from forgetfulness, fatigue, exhaustion, moodiness, sleeplessness, confusion and moments of insanity!
Has difficulty eating or drinking anything while it’s still hot and peeing alone.”
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Has difficulty eating or drinking anything while it’s still hot and peeing alone.”
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“Asking me to do ANYTHING before I’ve had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE.”
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“I don’t need a personal trainerâ€� I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I’m not supposed to!”
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“If there is ONE THING that you do today, let it be this...
Don't take life WAY too seriously.”
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Don't take life WAY too seriously.”
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“Motherhood is a constant battle of wanting to go to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and wanting to stay awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity!”
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“MIDLIFE is that pivotal moment when you can FINALLY say that you basically have all your shit together and then your body starts falling apart!”
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“Life isn't always easy. I struggle day to day. But I choose to live life to the fullest and keep reminding myself that I am stronger than ANYTHING that stands in my way.”
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“I’m pretty sure that my Restless Leg Syndrome is simply caused my body just fighting the urge to RUN AWAY!”
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