Sign in with Facebook
Dwarf Quotes
Quotes tagged as "dwarf"
Showing 1-30 of 44
“Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?'
Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine', the dwarf told him. 'I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother.”
― A Game of Thrones
Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine', the dwarf told him. 'I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother.”
― A Game of Thrones
“[Leo] lunged at Passalos, but the red-furred dwarf was too quick. He sprang from his chair, bounced off Jason’s head, did a flip, and landed next to Leo, his hairy arms around Leo’s waist.
“Save me?� the dwarf pleaded.
“Get off!� Leo tried to shove him away, but Passalos did a backward somersault and landed out of reach. Leo’s pants promptly fell around his knees.
He stared at Passalos, who was now grinning and holding a small zigzaggy strip of metal. Somehow, the dwarf had stolen the zipper right off Leo’s pants.
“Give—stupid—zipper!� Leo stuttered, trying to shake his fist and hoist up his pants at the same time.
“Eh, not shiny enough.â€� Passalos tossed it away.”
― The House of Hades
“Save me?� the dwarf pleaded.
“Get off!� Leo tried to shove him away, but Passalos did a backward somersault and landed out of reach. Leo’s pants promptly fell around his knees.
He stared at Passalos, who was now grinning and holding a small zigzaggy strip of metal. Somehow, the dwarf had stolen the zipper right off Leo’s pants.
“Give—stupid—zipper!� Leo stuttered, trying to shake his fist and hoist up his pants at the same time.
“Eh, not shiny enough.â€� Passalos tossed it away.”
― The House of Hades
“And what would you do, if an uninvited dwarf came and hung his things up in your hall without a word of explanation?”
― The Hobbit, or There and Back Again
― The Hobbit, or There and Back Again
“Silverfish looked down.
"Oh. Are you a dwarf?"
Cuddy gave him a blank stare.
"Are you a giant?" He said.
"Me? Of course not!"
"Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes.”
― Men at Arms: The Play
"Oh. Are you a dwarf?"
Cuddy gave him a blank stare.
"Are you a giant?" He said.
"Me? Of course not!"
"Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes.”
― Men at Arms: The Play
“One of the dwarfs walked in front of Thor to get a better view of the prye, and Thor kicked him irritably into the middle of the flames, which made Thor feel slightly better and made all the dwarfs feel much worse.”
― Norse Mythology
― Norse Mythology
“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height.”
― The Sun Watches the Sun
― The Sun Watches the Sun
“He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.”
―
―
“Unsure how to answer, I took another grape. Time was no problem for me, but I wasn't eager to hear the long life story of a dwarf. And besides, this was a dream. It could evaporate any moment.”
― The Elephant Vanishes
― The Elephant Vanishes
“Hassan can, at a handclap, call a vassal at hand and ask that all staff plan a bacchanal - a gala ball that has what pagan charm small galas lack. Hassan claps, and (tah-dah) an Arab lass at a swank spa can draw a man's bath and wash a man's back, as Arab lads fawn and hang, athwart an altar, amaranth garlands as fragrant as attar - a balm that calms all angst. A dwarf can flap a palm branch that fans a fat maharajah.”
― Eunoia
― Eunoia
“The avarice of dwarves and the arrogance of elves are well known. But so are the temptations of humans.”
― The Keeper of Rhymes
― The Keeper of Rhymes
“The less courage you have, the more dwarf you shall be; the more courage you have, the more giant you shall be!”
―
―
“..There were two undeniable truths in the Realms: It was very easy to overestimate a drow and even easier to underestimate a dwarf.”
― Maestro
― Maestro
“Elf-dog," hissed Gimlet, retrieving his beard.
"Pig of a dwarf," suggested Legolam.
"Toymaker."
"Gold-digger.”
― Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
"Pig of a dwarf," suggested Legolam.
"Toymaker."
"Gold-digger.”
― Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
“ORN!â€� Variel shouted.
“Yeah yeah, kill us all. I got it,â€� the dwarf grumbled.”
― Dwarves in Space
“Yeah yeah, kill us all. I got it,â€� the dwarf grumbled.”
― Dwarves in Space
“Gods take whoever designed this crawlspace and jam them inside a sardine can. Then put that sardine can inside a pill box and shoot both into a black hole. Ugh, and I am having a very long discussion with Orn and his habit of throwing old candy sticks through the grates!”
― Dwarves in Space
― Dwarves in Space
“It looks like you are trying to escape utter annihilation. Would you like some assistance?â€� - WEST”
― Dwarves in Space
― Dwarves in Space
“Tossing a smile my way I nodded back to her. Veronica had come home. Somewhere in a thirty-six dollar a night shack a Nazi dwarf was making it with two call girls. Los Angeles was one hell of a city.”
― White Mexicans
― White Mexicans
“Petru Cobbin chciaÅ‚ capnąć Geralta za koÅ‚nierz, ale nie zdoÅ‚aÅ‚, bo do akcji wkroczyÅ‚ spokojny dotÄ…d i maÅ‚omówny Addario Bach. Krasnolud kopnÄ…Å‚ Cobbina w zgiÄ™cie kolana. Cobbin runÄ…Å‚ na klÄ™czki. Addario Bach doskoczyÅ‚, z rozmachem grzmotnÄ…Å‚ go pięściÄ… w nerkÄ™, poprawiÅ‚ w bok gÅ‚owy. Waligóra zwaliÅ‚ siÄ™ na pokÅ‚ad.
- I co z tego, że duży? - Krasnolud powiódÅ‚ spojrzeniem po pozostaÅ‚ych. - Robi tylko wiÄ™kszy huk, gdy pada.”
― Sezon burz
- I co z tego, że duży? - Krasnolud powiódÅ‚ spojrzeniem po pozostaÅ‚ych. - Robi tylko wiÄ™kszy huk, gdy pada.”
― Sezon burz
“Story!" The dwarf snorted. "You'll be talking about "happily ever after" next. Do we look happy? There's no happily ever after for us. Miserabily ever after, more like.”
― The Book of Lost Things
― The Book of Lost Things
“Quelle liberté nous reste-t'il si nos propres choix sont conditionnés par des émotions sur lesquelles nous n'avons aucune emprise ?”
― Jorun de la Forge
― Jorun de la Forge
“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.”
― Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
― Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
“By the time his vision had settled, the dwarf had disappeared into a maelstrom of churning muck. Butler decided not to attempt pursuit. Dying below ground was not very high on this *things to do* list. But there will be another day, fairy, he thought grimly. And there was to be. But that's another story.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“No self-respecting dwarf would trust his beard to another man’s hand.”
― Calamity at Conclave
― Calamity at Conclave
All Quotes
|
My Quotes
|
Add A Quote
Browse By Tag
- Love Quotes 99.5k
- Life Quotes 78k
- Inspirational Quotes 74.5k
- Humor Quotes 44.5k
- Philosophy Quotes 30.5k
- Inspirational Quotes Quotes 27.5k
- God Quotes 26.5k
- Truth Quotes 24k
- Wisdom Quotes 24k
- Romance Quotes 23.5k
- Poetry Quotes 22.5k
- Life Lessons Quotes 20.5k
- Death Quotes 20.5k
- Happiness Quotes 19k
- Quotes Quotes 18.5k
- Hope Quotes 18k
- Faith Quotes 18k
- Inspiration Quotes 17k
- Spirituality Quotes 15.5k
- Religion Quotes 15k
- Motivational Quotes 15k
- Writing Quotes 15k
- Relationships Quotes 15k
- Life Quotes Quotes 14.5k
- Love Quotes Quotes 14.5k
- Success Quotes 13.5k
- Time Quotes 12.5k
- Motivation Quotes 12.5k
- Science Quotes 12k
- Motivational Quotes Quotes 11.5k
