Zipper Quotes
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“[Leo] lunged at Passalos, but the red-furred dwarf was too quick. He sprang from his chair, bounced off Jason鈥檚 head, did a flip, and landed next to Leo, his hairy arms around Leo鈥檚 waist.
鈥淪ave me?鈥� the dwarf pleaded.
鈥淕et off!鈥� Leo tried to shove him away, but Passalos did a backward somersault and landed out of reach. Leo鈥檚 pants promptly fell around his knees.
He stared at Passalos, who was now grinning and holding a small zigzaggy strip of metal. Somehow, the dwarf had stolen the zipper right off Leo鈥檚 pants.
鈥淕ive鈥攕tupid鈥攝ipper!鈥� Leo stuttered, trying to shake his fist and hoist up his pants at the same time.
鈥淓h, not shiny enough.鈥� Passalos tossed it away.”
― The House of Hades
鈥淪ave me?鈥� the dwarf pleaded.
鈥淕et off!鈥� Leo tried to shove him away, but Passalos did a backward somersault and landed out of reach. Leo鈥檚 pants promptly fell around his knees.
He stared at Passalos, who was now grinning and holding a small zigzaggy strip of metal. Somehow, the dwarf had stolen the zipper right off Leo鈥檚 pants.
鈥淕ive鈥攕tupid鈥攝ipper!鈥� Leo stuttered, trying to shake his fist and hoist up his pants at the same time.
鈥淓h, not shiny enough.鈥� Passalos tossed it away.”
― The House of Hades

“She felt the glide of his hair as he lowered his head to study the zipper on her skirt. Her
imagination supplied other places his hair could touch, and she drew in her breath.
He carefully pulled down the zipper, then pulled it back up. After several up and down
forays, Kathy grew impatient:
"Hello? Have I lost you to a zipper?" Darn. She must sound like every greedy woman
who'd ever lain with him.
His soft chuckle reassured her. " 'Tis a long night, lass, and the waiting willna hurt ye.
These metal teeth are wondrous things.”
― The Pleasure Master
imagination supplied other places his hair could touch, and she drew in her breath.
He carefully pulled down the zipper, then pulled it back up. After several up and down
forays, Kathy grew impatient:
"Hello? Have I lost you to a zipper?" Darn. She must sound like every greedy woman
who'd ever lain with him.
His soft chuckle reassured her. " 'Tis a long night, lass, and the waiting willna hurt ye.
These metal teeth are wondrous things.”
― The Pleasure Master

“I put my hand down below the table to check my zipper. You have to stand before a jury only once with your fly open and it will never happen again”
― The Fifth Witness
― The Fifth Witness

“If you turned sideways and stuck your tongue out, you could probably pass for a zipper.”
― Too Good to be True
― Too Good to be True
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