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“I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.”
― Emo Philips

“You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.”
― Emo Philips

“I used to think the brain was the most important organ in the body, until I realized who was telling me that.”
― Emo Phillips