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“If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. â€� during the week.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I knew guys got erections.
I was perfectly prepared to deal with it. When the right guy and the right erection came along.”
― Tara Altebrando, The Best Night of Your (Pathetic) Life

“Whatever the man’s age, history, condition, knowledge, culture, development, he had an erection. Good currency anywhere. Recognized by the Bank of England.”
― Saul Bellow

“You could paint my nob tartan and call it Throb Roy.”
― Timothy Lea, Confessions from a Nudist Colony

“You think I can't get it up anymore, maybe? Lemme tell you, you eat enough garlic and it stands up every time.”
― Alberto Vitale

“Then let’s treat all these holy texts as stories, fictions, and imperfections that could excite us to tears or erections.”
― Rawi Hage, Carnival

“Putting a condom on is like raising your own flag, there is a solemn sensation when it is all erected.”
― Alain Bremond-Torrent, "Darling, it's not only about sex"

“During the night, Sir Stephen vanishes from the Casino. ¶ But not before telling Slothrop that his erections are of high interest to Fitzmaurice House.”
― Thomas Pynchon, Gravity’s Rainbow

“The first few days of supplementing with a high dose of zinc brought on morning erections!”
― Steven Magee, Pandemic Supplements

“He had an erection like an SS-24. He was set to blast off.”
― Stephen Hunter, The Day Before Midnight