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“Don't look now, but that's my ex over there."
Surely I'm not the only one who takes "don't look now" as "there's no better time than now." I looked.
"Bad, Ali!" Another slap to my arm. "Bad, bad, bad Ali! Have you no self control?”
― Alice in Zombieland
Surely I'm not the only one who takes "don't look now" as "there's no better time than now." I looked.
"Bad, Ali!" Another slap to my arm. "Bad, bad, bad Ali! Have you no self control?”
― Alice in Zombieland

“Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?”
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“Some people don鈥檛 realize what they have until it鈥檚 gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back.”
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“a) he's late.
b) he's acting like an asshole and blowing me off.
c)he's gotten into a horrible car crash that's left dead.
The most likely answer is A. (We went to prom together, and the limo had to wait in his driveway for half an hour. At the end of the night, we got charged for an extra hour. He- read: his parents- paid for it, but still.)”
― Two-Way Street
b) he's acting like an asshole and blowing me off.
c)he's gotten into a horrible car crash that's left dead.
The most likely answer is A. (We went to prom together, and the limo had to wait in his driveway for half an hour. At the end of the night, we got charged for an extra hour. He- read: his parents- paid for it, but still.)”
― Two-Way Street

“Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers鈥� chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children

“He assaulted the man with a psychic wave. "You are a cockroach." In his inebraited state, Cody had no resistance at all to a vampire mind control. He fell to the floor and scurried around the foyer on all fours. "I am a cockroach" he muttered in a squeaky voice. "Hmm, about time you figured that one out," Fidelia steped back as he brushed against her long skirt.”
― The Undead Next Door
― The Undead Next Door

“One ends a romantic relationship while remaining a compassionate friend by being kind above all else. By explaining one鈥檚 decision to leave the relationship with love and respect and emotional transparency. By being honest without being brutal. By expressing gratitude for what was given. By taking responsibility for mistakes and attempting to make amends. By acknowledging that one鈥檚 decision has caused another human being to suffer. By suffering because of that. By having the guts to stand by one鈥檚 partner even while one is leaving. By talking it all the way through and by listening. By honoring what once was. By bearing witness to the undoing and salvaging what one can. By being a friend, even if an actual friendship is impossible. By having good manners. By considering how one might feel if the tables were turned. By going out of one鈥檚 way to minimize hurt and humiliation. By trusting that the most compassionate thing of all is to release those we don鈥檛 love hard enough or true enough or big enough or right. By believing we are all worthy of hard, true, big, right love. By remembering while letting go.”
― Brave Enough
― Brave Enough
“All we shared was a mattress, and a lie, and an address
Baby I don't need you, well baby I don't need you
Once occupied by a goddess, now it's a room full of boxes
She said, "it's time to leave you" but baby I don't need you!
In a perfect world... her face would not exist
In a perfect world... a broken heart is fixed”
― Billy Talent II
Baby I don't need you, well baby I don't need you
Once occupied by a goddess, now it's a room full of boxes
She said, "it's time to leave you" but baby I don't need you!
In a perfect world... her face would not exist
In a perfect world... a broken heart is fixed”
― Billy Talent II

“It made him feel like less of a man. And given how much less of a man he鈥檇 felt the past several weeks, that was really saying something. He was surprised someone from the Man Club hadn鈥檛 come by to revoke his dick and balls.”
― Knock Me for a Loop
― Knock Me for a Loop

“Oftentimes someone leaves their partner who is comparable to the sun for someone else who is comparable to a spark.”
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“I feel like all it takes is one weak, insecure moment in the presence of your ex to convince yourself you made the wrong decision.”
― It Starts with Us
― It Starts with Us

“The Howard Hughes thing hadn鈥檛 actually sounded like such a bad deal until about...oh, eight thirty-five this morning. Something about having his ex carry him to the bathroom and help him wash his balls just took all the fun out of becoming an eccentric recluse.”
― Knock Me for a Loop
― Knock Me for a Loop

“Bad enough that getting turned on when he had nothing more than a bath towel to hide it would make the condition kind of hard to miss, but getting turned on in front of his ex-fiancee was akin to smearing honey on his junk and walking into grizzly territory.”
― Knock Me for a Loop
― Knock Me for a Loop
“袣芯谐写邪 褟 械褖械 斜褘谢 褔械谢芯胁械泻芯屑, 泻芯褌芯褉褘泄 懈屑械谢 锌褉邪胁芯 褏芯写懈褌褜, 泻褍写邪 械屑褍 蟹邪斜谢邪谐芯褉邪褋褋褍写懈褌褋褟, 褟 褔邪褋褌芯 胁锌邪写邪谢 胁 褋芯屑薪械薪懈械, 褔懈褌邪褟 胁 泻薪懈谐邪褏 芯锌懈褋邪薪懈械 褍卸邪褋邪. 孝邪屑 谐芯胁芯褉懈谢芯褋褜, 褔褌芯 褍 卸械褉褌胁褘 芯褋褌邪薪邪胁谢懈胁邪谢芯褋褜 褋械褉写褑械, 褔褌芯 褔械谢芯胁械泻 胁褉邪褋褌邪谢 胁 蟹械屑谢褞, 泻邪泻 褋褌芯谢斜, 褔褌芯 锌芯 卸懈谢邪屑 械谐芯 锌褉芯斜械谐邪谢邪 谢械写褟薪邪褟 褋褌褉褍褟 懈 芯薪 芯斜谢懈胁邪谢褋褟 锌芯褌芯屑. 携 褋褔懈褌邪谢 褝褌芯 锌褉芯褋褌芯 锌谢芯褏懈屑 褋褌懈谢械屑. 孝械锌械褉褜 褟 蟹薪邪褞, 褔褌芯 胁褋械 褝褌芯 锌褉邪胁写邪.”
― The Night in Lisbon
― The Night in Lisbon
“Letting go of your ex is part of a much larger lifelong journey of understanding yourself and making choices consistent with your values.”
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“My first memories of police corruption were of numerous police stops being made on my car over a relatively short period of time. It turned out that it was the same police officer each time and he was dating my ex!”
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“Solitamente aspettare funziona, basta solo che lo zombie non mi veda per un po鈥� e si scorda di me. Esattamente come il mio ex quando stavamo insieme.”
― Zombie Friendly: Ci si vede all'inferno
― Zombie Friendly: Ci si vede all'inferno

“The problem when you continue to communicate with your cheating ex is it brings on negative emotions.”
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“The biggest thing my ex threw at me during an argument was her cell phone. It missed. She needs to work on improving her aim.”
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“My ex was raising my daughter to be gay. She had a lot of gay friends and was dressing her in rainbow clothes.”
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“That person held significance, and it's alright if their memory still lingers. Accepting their absence doesn't diminish the importance of what you shared. Realize that not every chapter is meant to span a lifetime; instead, focus on what you've learned and carry those lessons into the unwritten pages ahead.”
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“- Je me demande s'il y avait une chance pour moi aussi d'avoir une relation comme 莽a avec toi.
- Aucune. Parce qu'on se ressemble trop. Tu ne crois pas ?”
― Pornographer Playback
- Aucune. Parce qu'on se ressemble trop. Tu ne crois pas ?”
― Pornographer Playback

“LEAVE ME FOR HER! OH I WAS SO FREAKING CRAZY, WASN'T I? FOR ACCURATELY GUESSING WHAT THE HELL WAS GOIUNG ON THE WHOLE DAMN TIME? CRAZY, CRAZY AMELIE, WITH HER TOTALLY NORMAL GRIP ON REALITY!!!”
― The Places I've Cried in Public
― The Places I've Cried in Public

“LEAVE ME FOR HER! OH I WAS SO FREAKING CRAZY, WASN'T I? FOR ACCURATELY GUESSING WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON THE WHOLE DAMN TIME? CRAZY, CRAZY AMELIE, WITH HER TOTALLY NORMAL GRIP ON REALITY!!!”
― The Places I've Cried in Public
― The Places I've Cried in Public

“You are not good for me, Astrid. I saw you and my heart did its thing. I found myself becoming obsessive, thinking about you constantly, about what was good for you and excuses to talk to you. And I was like, I've seen this movie before, so many times, and I know how it ends.”
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“...de azt谩n esz茅be jutott, hogy az ital nagy egyenl艖s铆t艖, mindig is 枚sszehozott 枚ssze nem ill艖 embereket.”
― Beyond the Himalayas
― Beyond the Himalayas

“Ich muss eine Entscheidung treffen: Angetrunkene Pornodarstellerin oder narzisstische Ex? Ich bin so ein verdammter Idiot.”
― Scherben einer zerbrochenen Seele
― Scherben einer zerbrochenen Seele
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