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“With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.”
― Chuck Palahniuk

“Mentre picchiavo quel ragazzo, in realtà avrei voluto piantare una pallottola tra gli occhi di ogni panda in pericolo che si rifiuta di scopare per salvare la propria specie e ogni balena o delfino che molla tutto e va a spiaggiarsi.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

“A paste of lye and water can burn through an aluminum pan.
A solution of lye will dissolve a wooden spoon.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

“...it was Marla's collagen trust fund. Whenenver her mom grew any extra fat, she had it sucked out and packaged. Marla says the process is called gleaning. If Marla's mom doesn't need the collagen herself, she sends the packets to Marla. Marla never has any fat of her own, and her mom figures that familial collagen would be better than Marla ever having to use the cheap cow kind.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

“Three ways to make napalm:
One, you can mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate,' the space monkey in the basement reads. 'Two, you can mix equal parts of gasoline and diet cola. Three, you can dissolve crumbled cat litter in gasoline until the mixture is thick.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

“You can take a spray canister of refrigerant, R-12 if you can still get it, what with the ozone hole and everything, or R-134a, and you spray it into the lock cylinder until the works are frozen.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

“If I didn't say anything, people always assumed the worst.”
― Fight club