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“Could a scar be like the rings of a tree, reopened with each emotional season?”
― Magenta Periwinkle, Cutting Class

“I think, that if the world were a bit more like ComicCon, it would be a better place.”
― Matt Smith

“This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than any of ours put together.”
― Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

“For Oscar, high school was the equivalent of a medieval spectacle, like being put in the stocks and forced to endure the peltings and outrages of a mob of deranged half-wits, an experience from which he supposed he should have emerged a better person, but that鈥檚 not really what happened鈥攁nd if there were any lessons to be gleaned from the ordeal of those years he never quite figured out what they were. He walked into school every day like the fat lonely nerdy kid he was, and all he could think about was the day of his manumission, when he would at last be set free from its unending horror. Hey, Oscar, are there faggots on Mars?鈥擧ey, Kazoo, catch this. The first time he heard the term moronic inferno he know exactly where it was located and who were its inhabitants.”
― Junot D铆az, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao

“Geeky people often have. . . . a mind with its own heartbeat.”
― Garret Freymann-Weyr

“Someone came in all Starfleet badges today. Not on my shift, sadly.'

'Fascist,' Leon had said. 'Why are you so prejudiced against nerds?'

'Please,' Billy said. 'That would be a bit self-hating, wouldn't it?'

'Yeah, but you pass. You're like, you're in deep cover,' Leon said. 'You can sneak out of the nerd ghetto and hide the badge and bring back food and clothes and word of the outside world.”
― China Mi茅ville, Kraken

“If you leave a bunch of eleven-year-olds to their own devices, what you get is Lord of the Flies. Like a lot of American kids, I read this book in school. Presumably it was not a coincidence. Presumably someone wanted to point out to us that we were savages, and that we had made ourselves a cruel and stupid world. This was too subtle for me. While the book seemed entirely believable, I didn't get the additional message. I wish they had just told us outright that we were savages and our world was stupid.”
― Paul Graham

“But why didn't you just ask me?" I set down my fork and glare at her.
"Because you were sleeping," She says, taking a sip if Chardonnay.
"I was taking a nap, Mom. It wasn't intended to be some kind of Disney fairy-tale hundred-year snooze.”
― Alyson Noel, Art Geeks and Prom Queens

“Scientists and engineers ought to stand side by side with athletes and entertainers as role models.”
― Barack Obama

“All Julie has to do is explain to her friends that she's using it to individually seal each item that she throws out."
"Then they'd think she was a geek," I said.
"She will thank me later," Monk said.
"Why would she thank you for being considered a geek?"
"Don't you know anything about teenage life?" Monk said. "It's a badge of respect."
"It is?"
"I was one," he said.
"You don't say."
"A very special one. I was crowned King of the Geeks, not once, but every single year of high school," Monk said. "It's a record that remains unbroken in my school to this day."
"Were there a lot of students who wanted to be King of the Geeks?"
"It's like being homecoming king, only better. You don't have to go to any dances," Monk said. "You aren't even invited.”
― Lee Goldberg, Mr. Monk and the Dirty Cop

“Anyone who shows up for a midnight opening-night screening of the latest, shiniest geek flick must be a diehard nerd. I mean, you'd have to be a killer-huge fan to wait in line for hours for the newest Star Wars or Marvel Universe film, right?”
― Sam Maggs, The Fangirl's Guide to the Galaxy: A Handbook for Girl Geeks

“Every rule, every chart, every geeky statistic in a game book or module feeds into this impulse. All those details allow us to take apart existence, look at the individual parts, figure out how they work, and put them back together. Some people relieve stress by getting drunk or high and losing control; nerds find comfort by taking control and applying structure. Logic is like a warm blanket.”
― David M. Ewalt, Of Dice and Men: The Story of Dungeons & Dragons and the People Who Play It

“Human Stupidity , that's why Hackers always win.”
― Med Amine Khelifi

“The library in 2020 will be ruled by geeks. In my happy vision for the future, libraries are ruled by benign geek librarian overlords and the world is full of awesome.”
― Sarah Houghton

“I can curl my hair and paint my nails and wear my hand-sewn summer dresses. I can roll dice and design costumes for heroes and flip through comic books. All as myself. Finally.”
― Whitney Gardner, Chaotic Good

“No gaming outside of the venue without a sanctioned game master.”
― Leah Rae Miller, The Summer I Became a Nerd

“It can鈥檛 be prevented forever. It鈥檚 destiny. It鈥檚 inevitable. The geek apocalypse is coming.”
― S.R. Thomas, Geeks Beyond Time

“The call-and-response rituals of geeks were a thing of beauty, and allowed said geeks to identify each other across time and space.”
― Atom Yang, Herc & Pyotr

“Geeks are like male lions, they don't like the presence of another one in the vicinity.”
― Nipun Varma, Adventures of an Indian Techie

“My feeling was that there are no victories when you're a geek. Actually, I take that back. There is a victory: you still have your friends, and you've gotten through the experience alive. That's the biggest victory you can have in high school.”
― Paul Feig

“Every year, I verify here, alongside the intelligence of the mineral world and the animal kingdom, the proportional stupidity of the human race - the deculturated peasants and acculturated tourists, arrogant adults and children with their pretentious technical gadgetry and senseless chatter. All the other species are more docile and spiritual in their silence than this one.”
― Jean Baudrillard, Fragments

“Jeremy watches the intergeek distances increase, the outward expansion of geeks, from the central point where they were all clustered just now, out into the dark unknown, like a slow-motion geek explosion. Like the Big Bang of geekdom.”
― S.R. Thomas, Geeks Beyond Time

“The fact that we are still sitting on and depending on technical protocols nearly a half century old is a testament to the genius of those who invented everything from such inventions, protocols and standards like Ethernet to personal computers that were more than just circuit boards for geeks, but actually had small GUI interfaces, as well as connected devices such as a mouse and keyboard.”
― Scott C. Holstad

“Geeks are good. Nerds are the sniveling, pedantic dipshits who suck the joy out of everything they claim to love. Nerds are bad.”
― Rick Remender, Deadly Class: Compendium

“She stared, wide eyed as glass-walled elevators shot up fifty-two floors like pods in a launch tube. Everything - from the glaringly bright carpet swirling with psychedelic lines; to the hotel's open ceiling ringed by storey after storey of balconies, the distant roof so high it made her head spin; to the people decked out in cosplay - was torn from a science fiction novel. It seemed Liv had spent the last eighteen years in search of her people, and in one sudden explosion of fate, they'd all been brought together in this place in time. Her eyes filled with tears as a sudden awareness filled her.
They were all nerds.”
― Danika Stone, All the Feels

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The call-and-response rituals of geeks were a thing of beauty, and allowed said geeks to identify each other across time and space.”
― Atom Yang, Herc & Pyotr

“You are a weird-type person. Because only weird-type people sit in kitchens and basements and places all hours of the night, soldering things to boards to make machines go flickety-flock.”
― Les Solomon

“. . . there is a societal benefit to tolerating, perhaps even nurturing . . . the crazy ones鈥攖he misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes.”
― Phil Lapsley

“Like all geeks, I embrace the things that bring me joy, regardless of how other people view them. No matter how dorky, illogical, frivolous, retro, or time-consuming, if an activity brings one pleasure and satisfaction (and doesn鈥檛 hurt anyone else), then it鈥檚 a worthwhile pursuit.”
― R. Cayden, Filthy and the Beast

“The geeks have taken over planet Earth!”
― Steven Magee