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Hellblazer Quotes

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Jamie Delano
“People should learn the names of things. They're more important when you know what they're called -- harder to forget. - Constantine”
jamie delano, Hellblazer, Vol. 2: The Devil You Know

Mike Carey
“It's not a holiday until you overdo it!”
Mike Carey, Hellblazer: All His Engines

Jamie Delano
“Sometimes, if you close your eyes and keep still, you can be invisible. Ostriches know this." - Constantine”
Jamie Delano, Hellblazer, Vol. 2: The Devil You Know

“Dolphins... Yeah, dolphins... A lot of people like dogs, cats, and - for some reason I've never been able to fathim - even snakes and toads. But dolphins? Everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY loves bloody dolphins. Don't they? Goes way back, to the ancient Greeks, when shipwrecked sailors would wash up on beaches yammering out crazy stories of how they was staring down a watery grave, when out of nowhere, flipper shows up and pushes them safely back to the shore. Heartarming - and say what you will about aquatic mammal public relations, but that was one ispired move, because here we are two thousand years later and everybody still loves them bloody dolphins. What you don't hear are the other stories, the ones where flipper's watching poor Artemides doggy paddling away and inhaling the warm, salty waters of the Adriatic... and flipper things, "Yeah, sure I could save him, but sod that for a can of sardines" and instead of pushing Artemides back to shore, flipper pushes the poor sod out to sea... in the immortal words of Sir Johnny of the Cash, "Just to watch him die..." See, moral is, if you're gonna be a bastard, be like a dolphin - think big picture, protect your image and above all, leave no trace. Because in the bloodshot, bleary eyes of the world, once you're a bastard, you're always a bastard.”
Simon Oliver, The Hellblazer #3

Jamie Delano
“That's the exciting part about capitalism. It's like surfing, you have to catch the wave. - Martin Peter (aka Vermin Gobsmack)”
Jamie Delano, Hellblazer, Vol. 2: The Devil You Know