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“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
― The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book
― The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book

“Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything.”
― The Angel's Game
― The Angel's Game

“Always remember... Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.”
― Economic Warfare: Secrets of Wealth Creation in the Age of Welfare Politics
― Economic Warfare: Secrets of Wealth Creation in the Age of Welfare Politics

“...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.”
― Black Skin, White Masks
― Black Skin, White Masks

“Any intelligent person knows that life is a beautiful thing and that the purpose of life is to be happy," said my father as he watched the three beauties. "But it seems only idiots are ever happy. How can we explain this?”
― The Museum of Innocence
― The Museum of Innocence

“Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community ... but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots”
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“That fact is well established and adds nothing to the plot.”
― Ruin and Rising
“That fact is well established and adds nothing to the plot.”
― Ruin and Rising

“The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic.”
― Minority Report
― Minority Report

“There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.”
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“My needs are simple and few, thought Valentine. Food. Clothing. A comfortable place to sleep. And no idiots.
But of course a world with no idiots would be lonely. If she herself were even allowed there.”
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But of course a world with no idiots would be lonely. If she herself were even allowed there.”
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“Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
- The Watchful Poker Chip of H. Matisse”
― The October Country
- The Watchful Poker Chip of H. Matisse”
― The October Country

“To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one!”
― The Perpetual Calendar of Inspiration
― The Perpetual Calendar of Inspiration

“It’s a simple idiot-proofing scheme that’s very effective. But no idiot-proofing can overcome a determined idiot.”
― Artemis
― Artemis

“Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.”
― The Atrocity Archives
― The Atrocity Archives

“I didn't figure things out, either, you know. So if you'e an idiot, I guess that makes two of us."
He seems relieved to hear me say that. I guess idiots love company.”
― Hallowed
He seems relieved to hear me say that. I guess idiots love company.”
― Hallowed

“Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby.
"Can it do any tricks yet?"
"I'm still working on it. Want to hold her?"
"God, no," Fletcher said laughing. "I'd drop it."
"It's not an it, it's my baby sister. Go on, hold her. You won't make a mess of it, i swear. Only an idiot could drop a baby."
"You always say I am an idiot."
"But you're a special kind of idiot. Here."
She passed Alice into his arms, and he stood there, rigid, a look of intense concentration on his face.”
― Death Bringer
"Can it do any tricks yet?"
"I'm still working on it. Want to hold her?"
"God, no," Fletcher said laughing. "I'd drop it."
"It's not an it, it's my baby sister. Go on, hold her. You won't make a mess of it, i swear. Only an idiot could drop a baby."
"You always say I am an idiot."
"But you're a special kind of idiot. Here."
She passed Alice into his arms, and he stood there, rigid, a look of intense concentration on his face.”
― Death Bringer
“I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.”
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“If you have the power to change the world for the better, you should do it. That's why people who do nothing are idiots, but idiots who do nothing are life-savers.”
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“Love is so complicated. I’m glad I don’t suffer from it and hope I never do. It’s amazing how smart, strong people turn into frail, frightened idiots once their hearts are involved.”
― Obsidian
― Obsidian

“Yes," Vorkosigan agreed, "I could take over the universe with this army if I could ever get all their weapons pointed in the same direction.”
― Shards of Honour
― Shards of Honour

“I simply refuse to deal with idiots...It has cut my social obligations in half.”
― On the Way to the Wedding
― On the Way to the Wedding

“On reflection,â€� Crake said to Frey, as they huddled behind an upturned table, ‘this wasn’t one of your better plans.”
― The Iron Jackal
― The Iron Jackal
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