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“Maybe we should have this conversation in an alternate universe where Alternate Indy gives a shit what Alternate Lee wants her to wear.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick

“You want to marry me?��
“No. I’m gonna marry you.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick

“Lee, you’re gonna have to get over this jealous-possessiveness thing.��
“Indy, you’re gonna have to get used to the fact that I’m the jealous-possessive type.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick

“Okay, I’ve never done this. This is the guy’s department. What do I do? We need to get Lee’s size and we need industrial strength. Show me which ones to buy.��
Eddie looked at the display and looked at me. “You’re askin�� me to help you buy condoms for Lee?��
“Industrial strength condoms,�� I reminded him.
...
“Let me get this straight,�� he said and I could tell he was laughing, “you dragged Eddie to Walgreen’s to help pick out condoms for me?��
“Well, I didn’t know!”��
“Did you tell Eddie the part about long-lasting reliability?��
Oh Lord.
“Forget it,�� I said.
“Indy?�� he called.
“What?�� I snapped, kinda pissy.
“I love you.�� He still had laughter in his voice and there was something very cool about him laughing and saying I love you at the same time.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick

“How did Terrible Teddy’s face get like that?��
“M��.��
“You hit him?��
“He touched you, you said it hurt. I found him and beat the shit out of him.��
Oh�� my�� God.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick

“Jeez, we haven’t even slept together and already you don’t trust me.��
“I’ve known you all your life not to mention the fact that my idiot sister is in the next room and when you two get together it’s like Laurel and Hardy do Denver.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick

“They’re on Lee and Indy Sex Watch.��
“Come again?��
“They want to know when we’ve done it.��
Silence. I went on.
“If we don’t do it soon, they might force us to at gunpoint.��
“C���������.��
“I know. No pressure though. I told them we’re taking is slow.��
“You have to report in?��
“I kind of feel obliged.��
“How’s that?��
I didn’t want to tell him I’d recruited them both for Lee Maneuvres in the past, so I said, “Never mind.��
“If something doesn’t happen soon, it’s gonna be bad. I can’t keep focussed, all I can think of is what’s on your Victoria’s Secret credit statement.
“You need to keep focused,�� I told him, “bad guys are after me.��
“Tell me about it.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick

“At the sight and realisation that I was sleeping next to a naked Liam Nightingale, I’m not embarrassed to admit, I think I had a mini-orgasm”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick

“Fucking hell, India Savage wants hearts and flowers.��
I went up on my forearm. Hearts and flowers! As if! I was a Rock Chick!
“I do not!�� I snapped.
He was grinning at me. “Yes you do.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick

“Lee has surveillance on Fortnum’s, cameras and bugs, twenty-four seven. He put it in when I was going through my drama and never took it out. The boys at the office watch for security purposes and�� um, for kicks.�� I stared at her.
“You’re joking,�� I breathed.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“Lee on the other hand was not asexual. He might think of me as his little sister and could calmly sleep next to me without his nipples getting hard (or anything else getting hard for that matter) but I was pretty certain I could not do the same.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick

“At that promise, and him calling me “gorgeous��, an electric spasm went straight through my lower belly and he kissed me and that was it. I’m a slut. I don’t know what to say, even with the emotional scene, I gave in.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick

“Once the door closed, Tod turned to me. “Girlie, he is fine. He’s fine times twelve. He’s the new definition of fine.�� “I’ve been in love with him since I was five,�� I told Tod. “I’m in love with him now. I want to have his children,�� Tod told me.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick

“Tex, you look like a serial killer in this picture!�� I shouted.
“Yeah, so?�� Tex answered.
I stared.
“You think people wouldn’t pay good money to have a serial killer make them coffee?�� he boomed.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick

“Girl’s Night Out still on for tonight?�� Kitty Sue asked me.
“Yep,�� I said.
“I’ll take some of that action,�� Tex said.
We all looked at him.
“It’s Girl’s Night Out, Tex,�� I explained.
“So? What? Are there rules?�� Tex asked.
“Yes. The rule is, it’s a night out, for girls,�� I answered.
“Woman, you think I’m missin�� another bar fight or quick draw, you’re crazy. I’m comin�� out with you tonight.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick

“You okay?�� I asked Rosie and Rosie gave me an “are you nuts, that lunatic just tied me up with duct tape�� look.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick

“I looked at the hit man who was watching us closely and told him, “Don’t think in the crazy-ass soap opera that is my life that I’ve forgotten about you. Or you,�� I said to Rosie.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick