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“F**k!" he exploded, chocolate and caramel flying out of his mouth. My heart seized. He looked like he was going to have a chocolate-caramel-layer-square-induced heart attack.
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"These are unbe-f**king-lievable. I think I've finally fallen in love, with a f**kin' brownie!”
― Rock Chick Rescue
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"These are unbe-f**king-lievable. I think I've finally fallen in love, with a f**kin' brownie!”
― Rock Chick Rescue

“She鈥檚 a badass motherf**keress. She鈥檇 kick your ass soon as look at you. You鈥檝e clapped your eyes on The Law. Count yourself lucky, sucker. Now, what鈥檒l it f**kin鈥檅e?”
― Rock Chick Renegade
― Rock Chick Renegade

“Tex's head snapped in my direction.
Fuckin' A, woman, you've never had a s'more? he boomed
I shook my head.
Christ, everyone's gotta have a s'more before they die. Fuck that shit, I'll build a fire in my backyard tonight and I'll stop by Kumar's on the way home to get the stuff. Everyone can come by-”
― Rock Chick Regret
Fuckin' A, woman, you've never had a s'more? he boomed
I shook my head.
Christ, everyone's gotta have a s'more before they die. Fuck that shit, I'll build a fire in my backyard tonight and I'll stop by Kumar's on the way home to get the stuff. Everyone can come by-”
― Rock Chick Regret

“Tex glared at the next customer, the unfortunate who'd opened his mouth. "She's a badass motherfuckeress. She'd kick your ass soon as look at you. You've clapped your eyes on The Law. Count yourself lucky, sucker. Now what'll it fuckin' be?”
― Rock Chick Renegade
― Rock Chick Renegade

“Tex, you look like a serial killer in this picture!鈥� I shouted.
鈥淵eah, so?鈥� Tex answered.
I stared.
鈥淵ou think people wouldn鈥檛 pay good money to have a serial killer make them coffee?鈥� he boomed.”
― Rock Chick
鈥淵eah, so?鈥� Tex answered.
I stared.
鈥淵ou think people wouldn鈥檛 pay good money to have a serial killer make them coffee?鈥� he boomed.”
― Rock Chick

“Girl鈥檚 Night Out still on for tonight?鈥� Kitty Sue asked me.
鈥淵ep,鈥� I said.
鈥淚鈥檒l take some of that action,鈥� Tex said.
We all looked at him.
鈥淚t鈥檚 Girl鈥檚 Night Out, Tex,鈥� I explained.
鈥淪o? What? Are there rules?鈥� Tex asked.
鈥淵es. The rule is, it鈥檚 a night out, for girls,鈥� I answered.
鈥淲oman, you think I鈥檓 missin鈥� another bar fight or quick draw, you鈥檙e crazy. I鈥檓 comin鈥� out with you tonight.”
― Rock Chick
鈥淵ep,鈥� I said.
鈥淚鈥檒l take some of that action,鈥� Tex said.
We all looked at him.
鈥淚t鈥檚 Girl鈥檚 Night Out, Tex,鈥� I explained.
鈥淪o? What? Are there rules?鈥� Tex asked.
鈥淵es. The rule is, it鈥檚 a night out, for girls,鈥� I answered.
鈥淲oman, you think I鈥檓 missin鈥� another bar fight or quick draw, you鈥檙e crazy. I鈥檓 comin鈥� out with you tonight.”
― Rock Chick

“You have a cat and go on vacation, you know who to call. Though, I warn you, I do both dry and wet food. I鈥檓 not into doin鈥� just wet or just dry. They need a treat, but they need to keep their teeth clean. It鈥檚 important.鈥�
-Tex
Rock Chick”
― Rock Chick
-Tex
Rock Chick”
― Rock Chick

“Tex鈥� forearm twitched before he snarled again; 鈥淟ay鈥he鈥uck鈥ff.鈥� Each word dripped with venom.
鈥淲e will but first I want to make sure you take my meaning 鈥� take it as gospel. Play your little game, fuck her bow-legged but when it comes down to a choice between you or her getting hurt, I鈥檒l put a bullet in her pretty little head so fast you鈥檒l think you imagined her.鈥� With that, he walked off. Cy following behind. They tipped their hats to Elena as they passed her.”
― Tex
鈥淲e will but first I want to make sure you take my meaning 鈥� take it as gospel. Play your little game, fuck her bow-legged but when it comes down to a choice between you or her getting hurt, I鈥檒l put a bullet in her pretty little head so fast you鈥檒l think you imagined her.鈥� With that, he walked off. Cy following behind. They tipped their hats to Elena as they passed her.”
― Tex

“Don鈥檛 tell Tex you鈥檙e gonna buy a franchise, he鈥檒l go ballistic.鈥�
What he said made me stop and I stared up at him stupidly in the dark.
鈥淲hat鈥檚 wrong with franchises?鈥� I asked.
鈥淭hey鈥檙e the death of America,鈥� Uncle Tex boomed from the next room and both Hank and I froze. 鈥淣ow, will you two keep it the fuck down. The walls are paper thin and you鈥檙e disturbin鈥� the cats!”
― Rock Chick Redemption
What he said made me stop and I stared up at him stupidly in the dark.
鈥淲hat鈥檚 wrong with franchises?鈥� I asked.
鈥淭hey鈥檙e the death of America,鈥� Uncle Tex boomed from the next room and both Hank and I froze. 鈥淣ow, will you two keep it the fuck down. The walls are paper thin and you鈥檙e disturbin鈥� the cats!”
― Rock Chick Redemption
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