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Kristen Ashley
“F**k!" he exploded, chocolate and caramel flying out of his mouth. My heart seized. He looked like he was going to have a chocolate-caramel-layer-square-induced heart attack.

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"These are unbe-f**king-lievable. I think I've finally fallen in love, with a f**kin' brownie!”
Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue
tags: tex

Kristen Ashley
“She鈥檚 a badass motherf**keress. She鈥檇 kick your ass soon as look at you. You鈥檝e clapped your eyes on The Law. Count yourself lucky, sucker. Now, what鈥檒l it f**kin鈥檅e?”
Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Renegade
tags: tex

Kristen Ashley
“Tex's head snapped in my direction.
Fuckin' A, woman, you've never had a s'more? he boomed
I shook my head.
Christ, everyone's gotta have a s'more before they die. Fuck that shit, I'll build a fire in my backyard tonight and I'll stop by Kumar's on the way home to get the stuff. Everyone can come by-”
Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Regret

Kristen Ashley
“Tex glared at the next customer, the unfortunate who'd opened his mouth. "She's a badass motherfuckeress. She'd kick your ass soon as look at you. You've clapped your eyes on The Law. Count yourself lucky, sucker. Now what'll it fuckin' be?”
Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Renegade
tags: tex

Kristen Ashley
“Tex, you look like a serial killer in this picture!鈥� I shouted.
鈥淵eah, so?鈥� Tex answered.
I stared.
鈥淵ou think people wouldn鈥檛 pay good money to have a serial killer make them coffee?鈥� he boomed.”
Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick
tags: funny, indy, tex

Kristen Ashley
“Girl鈥檚 Night Out still on for tonight?鈥� Kitty Sue asked me.
鈥淵ep,鈥� I said.
鈥淚鈥檒l take some of that action,鈥� Tex said.
We all looked at him.
鈥淚t鈥檚 Girl鈥檚 Night Out, Tex,鈥� I explained.
鈥淪o? What? Are there rules?鈥� Tex asked.
鈥淵es. The rule is, it鈥檚 a night out, for girls,鈥� I answered.
鈥淲oman, you think I鈥檓 missin鈥� another bar fight or quick draw, you鈥檙e crazy. I鈥檓 comin鈥� out with you tonight.”
Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick
tags: funny, indy, tex

Kristen Ashley
“You have a cat and go on vacation, you know who to call. Though, I warn you, I do both dry and wet food. I鈥檓 not into doin鈥� just wet or just dry. They need a treat, but they need to keep their teeth clean. It鈥檚 important.鈥�
-Tex
Rock Chick”
Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick

Keshia Harris
“Tex鈥� forearm twitched before he snarled again; 鈥淟ay鈥he鈥uck鈥ff.鈥� Each word dripped with venom.
鈥淲e will but first I want to make sure you take my meaning 鈥� take it as gospel. Play your little game, fuck her bow-legged but when it comes down to a choice between you or her getting hurt, I鈥檒l put a bullet in her pretty little head so fast you鈥檒l think you imagined her.鈥� With that, he walked off. Cy following behind. They tipped their hats to Elena as they passed her.”
Keshia Harris, Tex

Kristen Ashley
“Don鈥檛 tell Tex you鈥檙e gonna buy a franchise, he鈥檒l go ballistic.鈥�
What he said made me stop and I stared up at him stupidly in the dark.
鈥淲hat鈥檚 wrong with franchises?鈥� I asked.
鈥淭hey鈥檙e the death of America,鈥� Uncle Tex boomed from the next room and both Hank and I froze. 鈥淣ow, will you two keep it the fuck down. The walls are paper thin and you鈥檙e disturbin鈥� the cats!”
Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Redemption