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“May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.”
― Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping

“The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!”
― Jerry Seinfeld

“Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything we killed we had to eat. No amount of barbecue sauce would make a hairy guy like you palatable.”
― Diane Kelly, Death, Taxes, and a French Manicure

“I'd learned how to handle a gun before I was fully potty trained.”
― Diane Kelly

“Never call your office while you鈥檙e on vacation. That鈥檚 always been one of my hard and fast rules.”
― William Manchee, Deadly Distractions

“A number of people who I鈥檝e talked to about this assume that I got into a fight with the cops. (Because of, y'know, the militant politics.) I actually had an audience member come up to me once and ask me if I paid taxes. Of course I pay taxes! I pay taxes for exactly the same reason that I hate paying taxes 鈥� because I think my government is terrifying and stupid. I don't need the IRS kicking my door down and taking my meticulously alphabetized collection of Tijuana bibles.”
― Phillip Andrew Bennett Low, Indecision Now! A Libertarian Rage

“When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.”
― Douglas Horton

“The idea of receiving a letter from the IRS is not a pleasant one for anyone. What makes it worse is the confusion, the fear, the assumptions and the thoughts of all the worst-case scenarios that can make you feel like you have a tidal wave of stress.”
― Jeffrey Schneider EA CTRS NTPIF, Now What? I Got a Tax Notice from the IRS. Help!: Defining and deconstructing the scary and confusing letters that land in your mailbox.

“You have choices and you do have some control. The IRS is not always correct! Even if you owe more than you can pay, there are other options.”
― Jeffrey Schneider EA CTRS NTPIF, Now What? I Got a Tax Notice from the IRS. Help!: Defining and deconstructing the scary and confusing letters that land in your mailbox.

“In the tax profession, there are only three total official credentials. One is the enrolled agent credential. The EA is the only authorized tax practitioner who has technical expertise in the field of taxation and who is empowered by the U.S. Department of the Treasury.”
― Jeffrey Schneider EA CTRS NTPIF, Now What? I Got a Tax Notice from the IRS. Help!: Defining and deconstructing the scary and confusing letters that land in your mailbox.

“An online tax program is only as good as the information the person enters into it and the understanding of what is being asked by the program.”
― Jeffrey Schneider EA CTRS NTPIF, Now What? I Got a Tax Notice from the IRS. Help!: Defining and deconstructing the scary and confusing letters that land in your mailbox.

“Many people remember to include miles to their clients or vendors. However, what about those trips to the office supply store, bank, post office? These miles add up. Do not forget the miles!”
― Jeffrey a Schneider Ea Ctrs Ntpi Fellow, Now What? I Got a Tax Notice from the IRS. Help!: Defining and deconstructing the scary and confusing letters that land in your mailbox.

“If you receive a 鈥榗ertified鈥� message in a bottle with an audit notice, be sure to have the most complete records and do not forget those receipts before the IRS boards your vessel for inspection.”
― Jeffrey Schneider EA CTRS NTPIF, Now What? I Got a Tax Notice from the IRS. Help!: Defining and deconstructing the scary and confusing letters that land in your mailbox.

“If you are breaking the law, it is better when someone other than the IRS finds out first.”
― Amit Chandel

“I should hex the IRS.”
― Laura Oliva, A World Apart

“Doing your taxes with a brain injury is like having a tooth extracted without anesthetic.”
― Steven Magee

“Our region pays the dues of foreigners at the expense of the people that gives power to its region. It's pillage, plunder, insult, betrayal, and swindling but it's a due punishment for what is sown is reaped. How can one expect to sow seeds of hate and get love in return?
An association of a nation to reserve its scheme to other nations, payed in full from cradle to grave, it's a lesson learned for those willing to behave.
A settlement internationally known only to the Credit Masters; signing away our rights of our Mother Land and settling at the bottom of the barrel. It's dictatorship at its finest subliminally, they lock us away for committing fictitious felonies when they're the ones that are the true menaces of society.”
― Jose R. Coronado, The Land Flowing With Milk And Honey

“This is one of those rare government buildings in which someone who uses a calculator for a living can wield more power than a person who carries a gun.”
― Nick Bilton, American Kingpin: The Epic Hunt for the Criminal Mastermind Behind the Silk Road

“It was time to bring in the people with the calculators.”
― Nick Bilton, American Kingpin: The Epic Hunt for the Criminal Mastermind Behind the Silk Road

“A Soldier marches ahead, refusing to step back”
― The Egal IAS

“of course I pray. I pray every fucking day. Sometimes, the answer's no. I pray that I get more pussy. I've met Homos that got more pussy in college than me. WTF God? WTF??! Dead people got their Stimulus checks and I didn't get shit. God, what the fuck are you doing?”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“Once again, a single sentence would hold the key. I found it in The Economic Status of Black Women: An Exploratory Investigation, a 1990 staff report of the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights: On average married black women contribute 40 percent to household income compared with only 29 percent for white women.掳
Simply put, all wives did not contribute to their households in the same way: Black women were likely to earn as much (or more) money as their husbands, while white women were likely to earn much less. This was certainly true in the case of my parents (whose income was more or less equal most years). But the joint tax return system, under which most married couples file their taxes together, offers the greatest benefits to households where one spouse contributes much less than the other to household income. That meant couples like my parents-my hardworking, home-owning, God-fearing parents, who wanted to earn a little bit more to enjoy their lives after raising two daughters-weren't getting those breaks. My parents' tax bill was so high because they were married to each other. Marriage-which many conservatives assure us is the road out of black poverty -is in fact making black couples poorer. And because the IRS does not publish statistics by race, we would never know.
It's long been understood that blacks and whites live in separate and unequal worlds that shape whom we marry, where we buy a home, whom we have as neighbors, and how we build a future for our children. Race affects where we go to college and how we pay for it. Race influences where we work and how much we are paid. What my research showed was that all of this also determines how much we pay in taxes. Taxpayers bring their racial identities to their tax returns. As in so many parts of American life, being black is more likely to hurt and being white is more likely to help.
The implications of this go far beyond the forms you file every April. In the long run, tax policy affects whether and how you'll be able to build wealth. If you're eligible for tax breaks, you either pay less in taxes throughout the year or receive a larger refund in the spring. If, like my parents, you're considered ineligible for a particular tax break, you never see that money. One missed tax break may not sound like much, but those dollars not given to Uncle Sam can be put into your bank account, invested in stocks or property, or used to build home equity through improvements or repairs every year. Think of that money as an annual pay raise 鈥� but if you do not get it, you cannot save it. Over time those dollars, or the lack of them, add up to increased or depleted wealth.”
― Dorothy Brown, The Whiteness of Weatlh

“Once again, a single sentence would hold the key. I found it in The Economic Status of Black Women: An Exploratory Investigation, a 1990 staff report of the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights: On average married black women contribute 40 percent to household income compared with only 29 percent for white women.掳
Simply put, all wives did not contribute to their households in the same way: Black women were likely to earn as much (or more) money as their husbands, while white women were likely to earn much less. This was certainly true in the case of my parents (whose income was more or less equal most years). But the joint tax return system, under which most married couples file their taxes together, offers the greatest benefits to households where one spouse contributes much less than the other to household income. That meant couples like my parents-my hardworking, home-owning, God-fearing parents, who wanted to earn a little bit more to enjoy their lives after raising two daughters-weren't getting those breaks. My parents' tax bill was so high because they were married to each other. Marriage-which many conservatives assure us is the road out of black poverty -is in fact making black couples poorer. And because the IRS does not publish statistics by race, we would never know.
It's long been understood that blacks and whites live in separate and unequal worlds that shape whom we marry, where we buy a home, whom we have as neighbors, and how we build a future for our children. Race affects where we go to college and how we pay for it. Race influences where we work and how much we are paid. What my research showed was that all of this also determines how much we pay in taxes. Taxpayers bring their racial identities to their tax returns. As in so many parts of American life, being black is more likely to hurt and being white is more likely to help.
The implications of this go far beyond the forms you file every April. In the long run, tax policy affects whether and how you'll be able to build wealth. If you're eligible for tax breaks, you either pay less in taxes throughout the year or receive a larger refund in the spring. If, like my parents, you're considered ineligible for a particular tax break, you never see that money. One missed tax break may not sound like much, but those dollars not given to Uncle Sam can be put into your bank account, invested in stocks or property, or used to build home equity through improvements or repairs every year. Think of that money as an annual pay raise 鈥� but if you do not get it, you cannot save it. Over time those dollars, or the lack of them, add up to increased or depleted wealth”
― Dorothy A. Brown, The Whiteness of Wealth: How the Tax System Impoverishes Black Americans鈥擜nd How We Can Fix It

“Nothing, not an IRS audit, not even waterboarding, is worse than having country music forced on you.”
― Sol Luckman, Musings from a Small Island: Everything under the Sun