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“Plan B?' Ivy said. 'What is plan B?'
Jenks reddened. 'Grab the fish and run like hell,' he muttered, and I almost giggled.”
― A Fistful of Charms
Jenks reddened. 'Grab the fish and run like hell,' he muttered, and I almost giggled.”
― A Fistful of Charms

“Face it, you stupid little cookie maker,鈥� Jenks said, almost sounding fond, 鈥渋n the last couple of days you鈥檝e seen what it鈥檚 like to be in a family, with all the touchy tempers and irritation that goes on. Now you get to see the other side, where we do stupid stuff for each other just because we like you. Rache is the little sister. Ivy鈥檚 the big sister. I鈥檓 the uncle from out of state, and you鈥檙e the rich nephew no one likes but we put up with you anyway because we feel sorry for you. Just let me help, huh? It won鈥檛 kill you.”
― Pale Demon
― Pale Demon

“Tears could not be equal, if I wept diamonds from the skies.
Jenks (Black Magic Sanction)”
― Black Magic Sanction
Jenks (Black Magic Sanction)”
― Black Magic Sanction

“Five trolls in a dra-a-a-a-ag,' the four-inch man sang from my shoulder. 'Four purple condoms, three French ticklers, two horny vamps and a succubus in the snow.”
― White Witch, Black Curse
― White Witch, Black Curse

“[Jenks]"I think you're all screwy in the head," he said when Bis nodded his encouragement. "But go ahead. I've got Quen's number in my phone. I'll call him if you both explode in a flash of black underwear and money so I won't have to fly all the way home.”
― Ever After
― Ever After

“Tagged by a whiny little vamp," he said gesturing. "Rache, take this sword and stick it in me. Just go and stick it in me. I'm a back-drafted, crumpled-winged, dust-caked, dew-assed excuse of a backup. Worthless as a pixy condom. Taken down by my own partner. Just tape my ass shut and let me fart out my mouth.”
― A Fistful of Charms
― A Fistful of Charms

“Yeah, the elf looks good in the sun," Jenks smart-mouthed, the pixy currently sitting on the bottom of my hooped earrings and out of the moderate wind. "When you going to put us all out of your misery and boink him?”
― The Undead Pool
― The Undead Pool

“Jenk shook his head as he headed for the rental car counter. He felt his shoulders tightening as he walked away, certain that Izzy wasn't quite ready to be silent or invisible yet. He was halfway there when Izzy shouted, "Jenkins! I wish I could quit yew!"
Of course. The obligatory Brokeback Mountain reference. Jenk flipped Zanella a double bird without bothering to look back.”
― Into the Storm
Of course. The obligatory Brokeback Mountain reference. Jenk flipped Zanella a double bird without bothering to look back.”
― Into the Storm

“I held my bag open and he dropped Jenks inside.
"Hey!" the pixy protested, and then, "Tink's little pink dildo, Rache? Haven't you gotten rid of those condoms yet? They got a shelf life, you know.”
― The Undead Pool
"Hey!" the pixy protested, and then, "Tink's little pink dildo, Rache? Haven't you gotten rid of those condoms yet? They got a shelf life, you know.”
― The Undead Pool

“My God, woman. Your aura is glowing. Just admit you like him, bump uglies, and get on with your life!”
― The Undead Pool
― The Undead Pool

“That鈥檚 all kids want to know鈥攖hat you love them.”
― Into the Woods: Tales from the Hollows and Beyond
― Into the Woods: Tales from the Hollows and Beyond

“And L-M-N-O-P is not one letter, but five. It took me forever to figure that out.”
― A Fistful of Charms
― A Fistful of Charms

“Nina looked up, her eyes fixing on mine with such ferocity I could almost see the undead vampire in them.
"There is something under here," she said, and I shivered.
"Yeah, we know, dirt nap," Jenks said.
"Rachel already told us.”
― A Perfect Blood
"There is something under here," she said, and I shivered.
"Yeah, we know, dirt nap," Jenks said.
"Rachel already told us.”
― A Perfect Blood

“All right, all right! Don鈥檛 lose your panties. No, wait. You don鈥檛 have any, do you?”
― Dead Witch Walking
― Dead Witch Walking

“-驴Qu茅 te parecer铆a alquilar una lancha?
-No esar铆a mal, pero tenemos el problema del ruido. [...]
-Podr铆amos acercarnos a remo-sugiri贸, yo le respond铆 con una mirada.
-Hmmm... Jenks, no es un lago, es el puto oc茅ano. 驴Has visto el tama帽o del buque cisterna que pasaba por debajo del puente cuando hemos llegado a la ciudad? Su estela podr铆a volcarnos. No pienso ir al estilo canoa a menos que me digas que te llamas Pocahontas.”
― A Fistful of Charms
-No esar铆a mal, pero tenemos el problema del ruido. [...]
-Podr铆amos acercarnos a remo-sugiri贸, yo le respond铆 con una mirada.
-Hmmm... Jenks, no es un lago, es el puto oc茅ano. 驴Has visto el tama帽o del buque cisterna que pasaba por debajo del puente cuando hemos llegado a la ciudad? Su estela podr铆a volcarnos. No pienso ir al estilo canoa a menos que me digas que te llamas Pocahontas.”
― A Fistful of Charms

“Jenks made a face as he levered himself up on the sill. 鈥淢uch as I enjoy this horrific outpouring of estrogen, I鈥檓 going to go say good-bye to my wife. Let me know when you鈥檙e ready. I鈥檒l be in the garden鈥攑robably next to the stink weed.”
― Dead Witch Walking
― Dead Witch Walking

“My kids know you can make it if you take risks and work hard. That we can work in the system you lunkers set up. That's all a parent really needs to give his child. That, and how to love someone with all your soul.”
― For a Few Demons More
― For a Few Demons More

“Teaching an adolescent pixy and teenage gargoyle how to make explosives might not be such a good idea. But hell, he鈥檇 learned when he was five.”
― Unbound
― Unbound

“-No dejar茅 que me capture-le respond铆-. Luchar茅 hasta que no pueda m谩s. Si muero, te quedar谩s as铆 para siempre.
Su sonrisa se ensanch贸.
-No morir谩s-respondi贸 con una mueca.
-驴Por qu茅? 驴Porque t煤 est谩s conmigo?
-Vaya, por fin lo has aprendido.”
― A Fistful of Charms
Su sonrisa se ensanch贸.
-No morir谩s-respondi贸 con una mueca.
-驴Por qu茅? 驴Porque t煤 est谩s conmigo?
-Vaya, por fin lo has aprendido.”
― A Fistful of Charms

“-T贸mate tu tiempo-dije con ligereza, cabreada y nerviosa a la vez.
-Jenks y yo vamos a recurrir al plan B.
-驴El plan B?-dijo Ivy-. 驴Cu谩l es el plan B?
Jenks se puso rojo.
-Coge el pez y sal pitando.”
― A Fistful of Charms
-Jenks y yo vamos a recurrir al plan B.
-驴El plan B?-dijo Ivy-. 驴Cu谩l es el plan B?
Jenks se puso rojo.
-Coge el pez y sal pitando.”
― A Fistful of Charms

“I'm a pixy, Rachel. I may look all tough and stuff, but I got wings, and I know infatuation when I see it.”
― White Witch, Black Curse
― White Witch, Black Curse

“I can guarantee it, " Jenks said as their eyes met. The second that you see her, you will fall in love. You will do anything for her, anything at all, and she will know it and love you back. That鈥檚 all kids want to know鈥攖hat you love them.”
― Into the Woods: Tales from the Hollows and Beyond
― Into the Woods: Tales from the Hollows and Beyond
“All the things I've done to my body, I've done out of love. Seriously. I've gotten ink to remind me of all sorts of places and memories, but at the core, everything I've had done has been my way of saying that this is my body. That I don't want the body everybody else told me I should have.”
― The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet
― The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet
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