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“A smell of burned hair and cotton wafted into the air as I spun toward my desk. There was a low whine from the desk and then smoke billowed out of my closed laptop.
I gaped.
My precious, perfectly brand new laptop I cherished like one would a small child.
Son of a mother鈥�
Friend or not, it was so on”
― Opal
I gaped.
My precious, perfectly brand new laptop I cherished like one would a small child.
Son of a mother鈥�
Friend or not, it was so on”
― Opal

“By the way, if you get mad at your Mac laptop and wonder who designed this demonic device, notice the manufacturer's icon on top: an apple with a bite out of it.”
― Jesus-Shock
― Jesus-Shock

“Why can鈥檛 I use my laptop to take notes?鈥� To which the Brother Tohrment had replied, 鈥淏ecause the tap-tapping of a keyboard makes me want to get my shotgun. Do you feel like having a cranial leak tonight?鈥�
Ward, J.R. (2015-12-01). Blood Kiss: Black Dagger Legacy (p. 229). Penguin Publishing Group. Kindle Edition.”
― Blood Kiss
Ward, J.R. (2015-12-01). Blood Kiss: Black Dagger Legacy (p. 229). Penguin Publishing Group. Kindle Edition.”
― Blood Kiss

“I don't choose between my house phone and my mobile. I don't choose between my laptop and my notebook. And I don't intend to choose between my e-reader and my bookshelf.”
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“I really hate that I need my glasses while using my laptop. What I hate even more is that I need those glasses to be full of vodka at all times.
-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz”
― liQUID PROse QUOtes
-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz”
― liQUID PROse QUOtes

“Windows 10 on both an old 2011 upgraded computer and a new 2016 computer was an excruciating experience”
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“Nothing was a natural predator of productive fiction writing like the cell phone. Ditto the laptop. As she had well learned, the laptop could destroy a day.”
― The Rumor
― The Rumor

“驰辞耻鈥檙别 the cure? I hope you come in a portable version, like a laptop. Can you find me a boyfriend while you鈥檙e at it?”
― The Normal Heart & The Destiny of Me
― The Normal Heart & The Destiny of Me

“The trick with getting Windows 10 to work well on my 2011 Windows 7 laptop computer was to use a HDMI cable and plug it into a full High Definition (HD) 1920x1080 resolution computer monitor at 60Hz as the sole display.”
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“After two months of horrible computer problems, I had concluded that the free Windows 10 installation was an unreliable lobotomized operating system as compared to Windows 7 on a 2011 HP G72-B50US laptop computer.”
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“Tether smartphones with laptops when you need a connection. Turn off updates to avoid exceeding plan data. NetworkEtiquette.net”
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“I pull out my laptop, which is probably the most advanced piece of technology that has ever crossed the threshold of Lapin's lair, and set it up on a stack of heavy books, all from the Wayback-list. The shiny MacBook looks like a hapless alien trying to blend in with the quiet stalwarts of human civilization I crack it open - glowing alien guts revealed! - and cue the visualization as Lapin crosses the room with two cups in two saucers.”
― Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore
― Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore

“Not pausing, Justin grabbed my laptop and opened applications for me to return to college, the moon framed in our kitchen, winking in the window from behind a slate storm-cloud. He asked me questions from the forms aloud, marking my responses鈥攁pplying me to schools in New York City.”
― Your Blue Is Not My Blue: A Missing Person Memoir
― Your Blue Is Not My Blue: A Missing Person Memoir

“I had a history of using company laptop computers since 1999 and my right hand would rest in the area of the keyboard that was above a high pulsating electromagnetic field the laptop computer was emitting. I was not surprised my right hand had developed issues.”
― Magee鈥檚 Disease
― Magee鈥檚 Disease

“Electromagnetic emitting laptop computers are among the most toxic devices the electronics industry has marketed to the unsuspecting masses. The last place you would want to put one of these devices is on your lap!”
― Magee鈥檚 Disease
― Magee鈥檚 Disease
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