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“Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?”
― Erma Bombeck

“Just because you have baggage doesn't mean you have to lug it around.”
― Richie Norton

“Even though the suitcase was heavy I carried it by the handle as I walked into the departure hall. I detested the tiny wheels, first of all because they were feminine, thus not worthy of a man, a man should carry, not roll, secondly because they suggested easy options, shortcuts, savings, rationality, which I despised and opposed wherever I could, even where it was of the most trivial significance. Why should you live in a world without feeling its weight? Were we just images? And what were we actually saving energy for with these energy-saving devices?”
― Karl Ove Knausgaard

“Up 5.15 a.m. thinking, packpackpack. I appear to have accumulated more things. How did this happen? I haven't shopped. Think my bath oils have bred.”
― Emma Thompson, The Sense and Sensibility Screenplay and Diaries: Bringing Jane Austen's Novel to Film

“I often don't know where my Luggage is, that's what being a tourist is all about.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

“Or the woman in front of me in the security line who asked if they would put her cat, Dave, through the luggage X-ray machine because she wanted to see if he'd eaten a necklace.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“I looked at her luggage like an abandoned bag”
― Vineet Raj Kapoor

“Pariah Luggage by Stewart Stafford

I am the last piece of luggage,
On the baggage carousel,
If there's a suitcase deity,
It has cursed and forsaken me.

I see the excited faces drop,
Blank me and turn away,
And around I go yet again,
Condemned to ovoid limbo.

The stumbling supermodel,
On a mortification catwalk,
Bursting at badly-taped seams,
Spilling contents everywhere.

On my next lap of shame,
Those same faces show pity,
For the uninvited leper guest,
At life's most fugacious "party."

漏 Stewart Stafford, 2022. All rights reserved.”
― Stewart Stafford

“She said her heavy luggage had wheels, so I said, 鈥淗ere, why don鈥檛 I carry that for you?鈥� I was in stupid love.鈥�”
― Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“Don鈥檛 wear all of your luggage
Budget airlines keep the fare down by providing the bare minimum. A seat. And that鈥檚 it. Anything else, like a bag or a biscuit or a bit of dignity, is going to cost you extra. That鈥檚 why the canny travellers wear layer upon layer of clothing and stuff their pockets with phone chargers, shoes, iPads, bottled water, crushed up bags of McDonald鈥檚 and other snacks, and then sew their jewels and valuables into the hems of their coats. Okay, maybe I made that last one up, but it鈥檚 a fine line between wearing a few extra items to save on luggage costs and looking like you鈥檙e escaping a fascist regime.”
― Kitty Flanagan, More Rules for Life: A special volume for enthusiasts