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“Julita was being spinned like a top by a drop-dead-gorgeous Dominicano. Later she told us that he’d asked for her number and she had given him the wrong one.
“Why did you do that?� I asked her.
“He smelled married,â€� she said.”
― Isabel Lopez, Isabel's Hand-Me-Down Dreams

“First of all understand that I get it. That there are millions and millions of women who are steely eyed realists. And millions and millions of men who are anything but. However. For lack of a better term I would say that the feminine values are the values of america :

Sensitivity is more important than Truth. Feelings are more important than Facts. Commitment is more important than Individuality. Children are more important than People. Safety is more important than Fun.

I always hear women say 'Y'know married men live longer'.

Yes. And an indoor cat also, lives longer.”
― Bill Maher

“Never married, but like all women, I’ve had my share of married men”
― Jhumpa Lahiri, Whereabouts

“Nothing is more irritating to a married man than to meet his wife at every turn, standing in the way of a desire, however fleeting.”
― Honoré de Balzac, Cousin Bette

“The biggest practical decisions for a man to make in his life are twofold: first, whom to marry, if anyone at all, and secondly, what work to do for a living. Marriage ties a man to the finite world of mortgages, overstuffed furniture, doctor bills, college savings plan for children, and the worries of how to support a wife once a man no longer feels capable of working every day. If a man chooses not to marry, his life probably will be less rich emotionally, but his occupational choice is less crucial since he can fritter about through life. In contrast, a man whom wishes to marry has a limited opportunity to pick an occupation, before he casts his future in concrete boots. Once a man marries, the possibility of changing careers grows remote. The importance of remaining at a dependable job to ensure financial support for his growing entourage will trump any unhappiness that he feels in his occupation.”
― Kilroy J. Oldster, Dead Toad Scrolls

“I dress myself - the ultimate tease. He thinks I'm kidding but I just can't go through with it. I decide not to sleep with him unless we are able to sleep together - as in really sleep, not just tumble around together pulling sheets every which way. How many married men could manage a sleepover? I send him on his way. I have visions of his unsuspecting wife sitting at home watching the clock and waiting for him, his dinner cold and uneaten. I like her more than I do him at the moment. We'd probably be friends if given the chance. And if she wasn't happy with him, I probably wouldn't be happy either. Anyway, why reheat someone else's leftovers?”
― Ellen Marie Francisco, Catastrophic Expectations: Sex, Love, and the Pursuit of Marriage

“Obsession /É™bˈseSHÉ™n/
(noun)

1. The act of constantly asking hackers to get the Google Passwords of the person you can't ever leave alone.

2. Constantly telling every new woman that that this person won't leave you alone, while you are looking them up on the computer to see if they are looking you up on the computer.

3. Ruining every relationship you are in because of this other person you are obsessed over.

4. A trait of a narcissist”
― Shannon L. Alder

“We're getting married to live as in a divorce.”
― Tamerlan Kuzgov

“From a mistresses’s perspective, taken men are low maintenance. All they want is sex, sex, sex. They don’t fall in love with you. They don’t send you clingy text messages asking where you are. They don’t complain when you kick them out to sleep at home. And they don’t try to pressure you into having children with them.”
― Vanessa de Largie