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Tom Robbins
“Hawaii once had a rat problem. Then, somebody hit upon a brilliant solution. import mongooses from India. Mongooses would kill the rats. It worked. Mongooses did kill the rats. Mongooses also killed chickens, young pigs, birds, cats, dogs, and small children. There have been reports of mongooses attacking motorbikes, power lawn mowers, golf carts, and James Michener. in Hawaii now, there are as many mongooses as there once were rats. Hawaii had traded its rat problem for a mongoose problem. Hawaii was determined nothing like that would ever happen again.

How could Leigh-Cheri draw for Gulietta the appropriate analogy between Hawaii's rodents and society at large? Society had a crime problem. It hired cops to attack crime. Now society has a cop problem.”
Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker

Jane Wilson-Howarth
“the Lord Ratnasambhava keeps all his treasure inside mongooses. When the god needs his gems and jewels, he squeezes one mongoose and makes it vomit them up!”
Jane Wilson-Howarth, Himalayan Kidnap

Jane Wilson-Howarth
“Three mongooses, playing chase, burst out of the undergrowth and came galumphing across the track. The leader stopped and the other two bounced on him. There was a crazy bundle of squealing fur, ears, noses and tails. The mongooses broke apart. All three stood up on hind legs to look at us.”
Jane Wilson-Howarth, Himalayan Kidnap

Thomm Quackenbush
“Gef鈥檚 story, which would have been nonsense even if it had not come from the mouth of a talking mongoose, was that he was born in New Delhi on June 7th, 1852. This meant he was at least eighty when he met the Irvings. On average, mongooses live twenty years, though this is the lifespan of a nonverbal mongoose. No one has yet established the longevity of one given the power of speech, but we may assume it is at least ninety.”
Thomm Quackenbush, The Curious Case of the Talking Mongoose

Thomm Quackenbush
“The only reason mongooses don鈥檛 speak regularly is that they are shy.”
Thomm Quackenbush, The Curious Case of the Talking Mongoose

Thomm Quackenbush
“Squirrels are not indigenous to the Isle of Man, though quibbling about native species does seem bold when dealing with the reality of a talking mongoose.”
Thomm Quackenbush, The Curious Case of the Talking Mongoose

Thomm Quackenbush
“Mongooses lack the larynx and jaws for speech, to say nothing of the motivation.”
Thomm Quackenbush, The Curious Case of the Talking Mongoose