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“Bridget's fiancé keeps giving her late-night booty calls. Although he has to ring at midday so she can get there in time.”
Bridget Golightly, Bridget and Joan's Diary

Richard Osman
“So we were all witnesses to a murder" says Elizabeth "Which, needless to say, is wonderful”
Richard Osman, The Thursday Murder Club

“* Get one of those marvellous pink rabbit hand blenders. Like the ones I've seen on the late-night shopping channel.”
Bridget Golightly, Bridget and Joan's Diary

“Bridget -
I like my tea like I like my men. Strong, sweet and dark.

Joan -
I like my tea like I like my men too. Still warm.”
Bridget Golightly, Bridget and Joan's Diary

“The poor soul would have been 100 - if he'd lived another twelve years. Apparently he asked to be scattered over the place where he spent his happiest moments - but Bridget wasn't keen no having ash all over her duvet.”
Bridget Golightly, Bridget and Joan's Diary

“Bridget was so excited to see the giant Colin Firth statue, she almost had a stroke. But she couldn't quite reach.”
Bridget Golightly, Bridget and Joan's Diary

“Bridget reckons John Lennon wrote a song about her. I'm guessing it was 'Give Peace a Chance'.”
Bridget Golightly, Bridget and Joan's Diary