One Liners Quotes (18 quotes)

“Make-up? What happened? You look almost female."
"Thanks. You look almost straight.”
― Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Natural Born Charmer

tags: humor, one-liners

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“Thanks to April,” she whispered, “you have the wedding you’ve dreamed about ever since you were a little girl.”

Dean’s boom of laughter was one more reason she loved this man with all her heart.”
― Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Natural Born Charmer

tags: humor, love, one-liners, wedding

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“Appreciation is always appreciated.”
― Shubham Choudhary

tags: appreciation, one-liners, quote, shubham

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“If you think about it, the guy who brought out the concept of school, hadn't been to school himself!”
― Shubham Choudhary

tags: deep-thought, education, life, one-liners

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“Asking someone else to drive your sports car is like asking someone else to kiss your girlfriend.”
― Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

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“Do not let the bad make you doubt the good.”
― Giovannie de Sadeleer

tags: bad, giovannie-de-sadeleer, giovanniedesadeleer, good, one-liners, qotd, wisdom

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“Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon--You deserve to be taken out of circulation!”
― Karl Kesel

tags: batgirl, funny, librarians, libraries, one-liners, puns

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“Tragedy is actually untimely comedy”
― Adhish Mazumder

tags: adhish-mazumder, comedy-quotes, emotions, expressions, inspirational-quotes, life-quotes, love-quotes, motivational-quotes, one-liners, tragedy, tragedy-quotes

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“I keep on falling, yet again.
But this time,
Not wanting to be saved”
― Priyanka singh, Death before Cremation

tags: caption-quote, depressing-quotes, depression-quotes, grief-and-loss, indian-poet, instagram-caption, one-liners, poetry-quotes, sad-quotes

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“Soon, those barbarians will realize they chose the wrong place to try to play God.”
― Kafka Asagiri, 文豪ストレイドッグス 55Minutes [Bungō Stray Dogs 55 Minutes]

tags: akutagawa, one-liners, please-read-this-book

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“* Get one of those marvellous pink rabbit hand blenders. Like the ones I've seen on the late-night shopping channel.”
― Bridget Golightly, Bridget and Joan's Diary

tags: humor, inspirational, oap, oldie, one-liners

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“Knowledge was scattered treasure, education organized it into art, commerce and science.”
― Amit Kalantri

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“Shut it, right there, or I’ll give you a hole that won’t shut.” He pointed the Colt at Clinton, clicking back the hammer.”
― C.G. Faulkner, Unreconstructed

tags: gun, one-liners, threat, western

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“Melrose winced. He lived in a world of dried-up pheasant and one-liners.”
― Martha Grimes, The Knowledge

tags: one-liners

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“You want some?” Cha0s said as he turned toward Eliot. “Come and get it!”

“Why is it that men reduce themselves to one-liners and bad movie quotes whenever they get into a fight?” said Parker. “Is there some kind of script they’re supposed to follow when they get to this point? Or does the raging testosterone just shut down their higher brain functions?”
― Matt Forbeck, The Con Job

tags: cha0s, one-liners, parker

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“Because life is a spiral of dwindling contentment divested and averted.”
― David Le

tags: life, one-liners, short

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