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“I've been known to slum it and shop in the gag-him-and-bag-him aisles, believe it or not.”
― Easy
― Easy

“My whole life I've wondered what it feels like to be loved like that. To be loved more.”
― Goddess
― Goddess

“It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual instinct that could give that stunted, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged race the name of the fair sex; for the entire beauty of the sex is based on this instinct. One would be more justified in calling them the unaesthetic sex than the beautiful. Neither for music, nor for poetry, nor for fine art have they any real or true sense and susceptibility, and it is mere mockery on their part, in their desire to please, if they affect any such thing.”
― On Women: Wisdom For Men: 19th Century Red Pill Knowledge
― On Women: Wisdom For Men: 19th Century Red Pill Knowledge

“I was trying to check my email.鈥� I swallow. 鈥淕et in touch with friends.鈥�
鈥淵ou don鈥檛 have friends, Misery.”
― Bride
鈥淵ou don鈥檛 have friends, Misery.”
― Bride
“Fake Math owes its existence to a number of things and people who have inspired and assisted this book on its way into the world.”
― Fake Math: poems
― Fake Math: poems

“What?' I said.
'Do you believe in love?' he said.
Sometimes I believe that love dies but hope springs eternal. Sometimes I believe that hope dies but love springs eternal. Sometimes I believe that sex plus guilt equals love, and sometimes I believe that sex plus guilt equals good sex. Sometimes I believe that love is as natural as the tides, and sometimes I believe that love is an act of will. Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it. Sometimes I believe that the only reason love is essential is that otherwise you spend all your time looking for it.
'Yes,' I said. 'I do.”
― Heartburn
'Do you believe in love?' he said.
Sometimes I believe that love dies but hope springs eternal. Sometimes I believe that hope dies but love springs eternal. Sometimes I believe that sex plus guilt equals love, and sometimes I believe that sex plus guilt equals good sex. Sometimes I believe that love is as natural as the tides, and sometimes I believe that love is an act of will. Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it. Sometimes I believe that the only reason love is essential is that otherwise you spend all your time looking for it.
'Yes,' I said. 'I do.”
― Heartburn

“In the beginning he had assumed that they did it out of the goodness of their hearts; but now that he had looked into their hearts, he rejected the explanation.”
― The Metropolis
― The Metropolis

“I couldn't seem to remember much of anything else, either, including who the hell I was. But that still wasn't the problem.
No, the problem was that I'd woken up next to a vampire.
One who was maddeningly hard to kill.
"If you would but listen to me for a moment," he said, as I slammed his pretty red head against the concrete floor for the SIXTH FREAKING time.
"Okay," I panted, wondering what the hell his skull was made of. Granite? "Let's chat."
Of course, that would be difficult since I'd just changed tactics, grabbing his throat & squeezing for all I was worth.”
― Fury's Kiss
No, the problem was that I'd woken up next to a vampire.
One who was maddeningly hard to kill.
"If you would but listen to me for a moment," he said, as I slammed his pretty red head against the concrete floor for the SIXTH FREAKING time.
"Okay," I panted, wondering what the hell his skull was made of. Granite? "Let's chat."
Of course, that would be difficult since I'd just changed tactics, grabbing his throat & squeezing for all I was worth.”
― Fury's Kiss

“If one were to ask if Linus Baker was lonely, he would have scrunched up his face in surprise. The thought would be foreign, almost shocking. And though the smallest of lies hurt his head and made his stomach twist, there was a chance he would still say no, even though he was, and almost desperately so.
And maybe part of him would believe it. He'd accepted long ago that some people, no matter how good their heart was or how much love they had to give, would always be alone. It was their lot in life, and Linus had figured out, at the age of twenty-seven, that it seemed to be that way for him.
Oh, there was no specific event that brought along this line of thinking. It was just that he felt...dimmer than others. Like he was faded in a crystal-clear world. He wasn't meant to be seen.”
― The House in the Cerulean Sea
And maybe part of him would believe it. He'd accepted long ago that some people, no matter how good their heart was or how much love they had to give, would always be alone. It was their lot in life, and Linus had figured out, at the age of twenty-seven, that it seemed to be that way for him.
Oh, there was no specific event that brought along this line of thinking. It was just that he felt...dimmer than others. Like he was faded in a crystal-clear world. He wasn't meant to be seen.”
― The House in the Cerulean Sea

“It's such a nice brain, Grandpa,' Noah says encouragingly, because Grandma always said that whenever Grandpa goes quiet, you just have to give him a compliment to get him going again.
'That's nice of you.' Grandpa smiles and dries his eyes with the back of his hand.
'A bit messy though.' The boy grins.
'It rained for a long time here when your Grandma died. I never quite got it back in order after that.”
― And Every Morning the Way Home Gets Longer and Longer
'That's nice of you.' Grandpa smiles and dries his eyes with the back of his hand.
'A bit messy though.' The boy grins.
'It rained for a long time here when your Grandma died. I never quite got it back in order after that.”
― And Every Morning the Way Home Gets Longer and Longer

“I am going to her; and you, darling child, shall come to us;' and never stirred or spoke again; but continued that rapt, radiant gaze, till his pulse imperceptibly stopped, and his soul departed. None could have noticed the exact minute of his death, it was so entirely without struggle.”
― Wuthering Heights: Abridged and Retold, with Notes and Free Audiobook
― Wuthering Heights: Abridged and Retold, with Notes and Free Audiobook

“I am going to her; and you, darling child, shall come to us;' and never stirred or spoke again; but continued that rapt, radiant gaze, till his pulse imperceptibly stopped, and his soul departed. None could have noticed the exact minute of his death, it was so entirely without struggle.”
― Wuthering Heights
― Wuthering Heights
“Yume to Ranta: Just by bein鈥� there, your existence itself is loud and annoyin鈥�.”
― Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash: Volume 1
― Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash: Volume 1
“To give just one example of what the inside of this world (largely upper-class and Oxbridge world of wealth, power, and privilege) looked like: Huxley sent the UNESCO documents to his close friend the English poet Stephen Spender. In his reply, from his regular retreat at the Chalet Waldegg in Gstaad, Switzerland, Spender says that he won't burden Huxley with his own views on human rights, since he doesn't have anything 'worth saying' on the topic, but then goes on to suggest that Huxley send the documents to some of his acquaintances. This curious list of the great and the good includes the psychiatrist and philosopher Karl Jaspers, the first and second president of Czechoslovakia, the Italian philosopher Benedetto Croce, Isaiah Berlin, A.J. Ayer, and W.H. Auden. Spender even gives Huxley some advice about whom to avoid: 'I honestly don't think there are any outstanding Belgians.”
― Letters to the Contrary: A Curated History of the UNESCO Human Rights Survey
― Letters to the Contrary: A Curated History of the UNESCO Human Rights Survey

“This need to see ourselves as the striving heroes of our own epics warps our sense of self. After all, it's not easy to be a plausible protagonist. Fiction protagonists tend to be young, attractive, smart, and brave - all of the things that most of us aren't. Fiction protagonists usually live interesting lives that are marked by intense conflict and drama. We don't. Average Americans work retail or cubicle jobs and spend their nights watching protagonists do interesting things on television, while they eat pork rinds dipped in Miracle Whip.”
― The Storytelling Animal: How Stories Make Us Human by Jonathan Gottschall, Mariner Books
― The Storytelling Animal: How Stories Make Us Human by Jonathan Gottschall, Mariner Books

“I would say I would never let harm come to him, but in this world, harm comes to us all.”
― Fallocaust
― Fallocaust

“It was OK. Except for the whole no-bathroom thing. And the part where I kept hitting myself in the thumb with a hammer."
- Mia Thermopolis (The Atom, School Newspaper)”
―
- Mia Thermopolis (The Atom, School Newspaper)”
―

“Someone told a minister that he was a warm preacher. It almost went to his head until it dawned on him that warm means "not so hot.”
― The Main Thing...Is to Keep the Main Thing the Main Thing
― The Main Thing...Is to Keep the Main Thing the Main Thing

“She鈥檚 not my friend,鈥� Creed corrected in a bored tone that drew everyone鈥檚 attention. He scooped up his bottle of water and without even bothering to look in Cassy鈥檚 direction he said, 鈥淎s for my type, an easy lay over the summer isn鈥檛 either,鈥� and then took a drink.
Ethan whistled. 鈥淥uch.鈥� Cassy鈥檚 face molded into a scowl before she stormed away. Creed鈥檚 aquamarine鈥檚 eyes met mine.
鈥淭hat鈥檚 what it looks like when I don鈥檛 like someone.鈥�
鈥淣辞迟别诲,&谤诲辩耻辞;
― Find Me
Ethan whistled. 鈥淥uch.鈥� Cassy鈥檚 face molded into a scowl before she stormed away. Creed鈥檚 aquamarine鈥檚 eyes met mine.
鈥淭hat鈥檚 what it looks like when I don鈥檛 like someone.鈥�
鈥淣辞迟别诲,&谤诲辩耻辞;
― Find Me

“People say they want something serious, but as soon as it starts heading that way, they bolt. Either they're lying, or they realize they don't want something serious with me. Hence my hiatus. It doesn't stop me from wanting to get married someday. It's just that the "someday" sounded much further away when I was twenty-four versus twenty-nine.”
― The Ex Talk
― The Ex Talk

“The funny thing is, they'll all go," said Raffix with a smile. "All the knights and all the squires promoted to replace them. Every last one of them." He smiled ruefully. "Even me."
"But why?" said Quint. "I mean, if you doubt Hax..."
"Because, my dear chap, this is the Knights Academy," Raffix replied. "We were born to stormchase.”
―
"But why?" said Quint. "I mean, if you doubt Hax..."
"Because, my dear chap, this is the Knights Academy," Raffix replied. "We were born to stormchase.”
―

“I will declare you no longer my daughter before the entire school. Love Mum”
― A Demon's Horns
― A Demon's Horns

“It depends on the situation.鈥� He was outright laughing at her now. She could tell by the tone of his voice, even though he was managing to hold back the actual laughter. 鈥淏ut in any situation with you, it means nothing, okay?”
― Tourner
― Tourner
“I'm sorry about your mother," he offered.
"Most people tell me I should be over her passing. But..." Her shoulders bowed. "I don't know if there will ever come a day when I don't feel like there's a hole in my heart where she used to be.”
―
"Most people tell me I should be over her passing. But..." Her shoulders bowed. "I don't know if there will ever come a day when I don't feel like there's a hole in my heart where she used to be.”
―

“The enormous hand closed over his penis and testicles, squashing them in a vice-like grip. The man rose to his full stature and dragged John's limp body towards the staircase by his cock & balls. The pressure was unbearable, a searing, white-hot agony in his groin.
"Please! Stop!"
John felt his skin stretching. Only his head and shoulders touched the ground, the rest of him raised up, bent at the knees.
"No, no!" he begged, as the man started up the stairs using John's genitals like a suitcase handle.”
― Rotten Tommy
"Please! Stop!"
John felt his skin stretching. Only his head and shoulders touched the ground, the rest of him raised up, bent at the knees.
"No, no!" he begged, as the man started up the stairs using John's genitals like a suitcase handle.”
― Rotten Tommy
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