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“can you keep your legs together? its not due for a month”
― Mark A. Cooper, Nautilus

“It is said that the present is pregnant with the future.”
― Voltaire

“I shall sustain a massive erection, that鈥檚 what, and I shan鈥檛 be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue and if either of you were to become pregnant I should never forgive myself.”
― Stephen Fry, The Liar

“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Arabella squinted back. 鈥淵ou鈥檙e almost nine months pregnant. Shouldn鈥檛 you be soft, and happy, and glowing? When are we gonna see some glow?鈥�

Arabella clearly had a death wish.

Nevada finished her pickle spear and licked honey off her fingertips. 鈥淚鈥檓 the size of a house, the kid inside me keeps kicking me in the kidneys, I have to pee every five minutes, my legs cramp, and I can鈥檛 get out of bed by myself. I have to roll to the side like a walrus, which is harder right now since my husband is somewhere in the Russian Empire and he isn鈥檛 there to steady me. And how was your day of being young, beautiful, skinny, and carefree? Why aren鈥檛 you glowing?”
― Ilona Andrews, Emerald Blaze

“What manner of mind considers this holy estate [pregnancy] which women are privileged by the Almighty to attain as a slur upon the social conscience?”
― Grantly Dick-Read

“No chance she'd allow any man to see her naked besides the one who'd gotten her pregnant four times. You broke it, you bought it, baby.”
― Shannon Hale

“Women are females and men are males. According to gynaecologists, women menstruate every month or so, while men, being male, do not menstruate or suffer during the monthly period. A women, being female, is naturally subject to monthly bleeding. When a women does not menstruate, she is pregnant. If she is pregnant, she becomes, due to pregnancy, less active for about a year.”
― Muammar Al-Qaddafi, The Green Book

“I was alone in that cemetery overlooking the village when a pregnant woman came in. I left at once, in order not to look at this corpse-bearer at close range, nor to ruminate upon the contrast between an aggressive womb and the time-worn tombs -- between a false promise and the end of promises.”
― Emil M. Cioran, The Trouble With Being Born

“Connection with self, never felt so good!”
― Natalie Grace Smith

“She sleeps a lot these days 鈥� Matt explained. 鈥淎nd she鈥檚 emotional to boot. If I didn鈥檛 love her so much I鈥檇 probably strangle her.鈥�

鈥�Emotional?鈥�

鈥淵eah.鈥� Matt Vereker a younger, masculine version of Ray, gave an ear-to-ear grin. 鈥淧regnant women are like that, you know.鈥�

鈥淧reg鈥斺€� The bottom dropped out of his stomach. Eli fumbled for the chair behind him then fell into it hard. His head swam. She wasn鈥檛 seriously ill. 鈥淪he鈥檚鈥� 鈥�

鈥淚f you can鈥檛 even say it, how the hell do you think Ray feels.”
― Lori Foster, Unexpected

“You may hate being pregnant, but the minute the baby is born, she is God's precious child, given to you as a gift.”
― Sandra Dallas, A Quilt for Christmas

“The strange fact that out of millions of people in the world, your mother and father met and decided to get married to each other. And out of the millions of sperm, that the one with your genes was the one that made it to the egg and fertilised the egg. I'll never forget it.”
― A.J. Jacobs, Drop Dead Healthy: One Man's Humble Quest for Bodily Perfection

“The common perception is that when a woman is pregnant, she is most beautiful and radiates the perfection of her beauty and power.”
― Reena Kumarasingham, The Magdalene Lineage: Past Life Journeys Into the Sacred Feminine Mysteries

“Crying more than the bereaved is pregnant with suspicion.”
― Vincent Okay Nwachukwu, Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

“I got some news anyway." She dropped her hands. "Mavis is knocked up."
"Oh my God. Mavis was attacked?"
"No, it was Leonardo."

Mira clutched a hand to her breast. Shock radiated onto her face. "Leonardo? Leonardo beat Mavis?"

"Beat her? No, he banged her. You know, knocked her up." Confused, Eve shook her head, then began to laugh as the light dawned. "Sperm meets egg," she managed as she had her first genuine laugh of the day. "She's pregnant.”
― J.D. Robb, Purity in Death

“An overweight person has similar cravings and binge eating habits as a pregnant woman.”
― Dr. Joel D. Wallach

“Don't abort the dreams your heart is pregnant with.”
― Nitya Prakash

“If men could become pregnant 鈥� or be legally raped, or understand the unsubtle differences between 鈥榶es鈥� and 鈥榥o鈥� 鈥� I am certain they would soon change their tune about abortion and the treatment and trivialization of the suffering of rape victims.”
― Christina Engela, Pearls Before Swine

“We would not deem some children cute if their parents were not rich or famous.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I couldn鈥檛 remember the last time things had been so easy.”
― Lindsey Kelk, I Heart Forever

“Why did people insist on telling you not to panic when the only rational response to what they鈥檙e about to say is panic?”
― Lindsey Kelk, I Heart Forever

“Tomoya: Nagisa! (gasps)
Nagisa!
Nagisa: (weakly) Tomoya鈥�
Tomoya: She鈥檚 here, Nagisa. She鈥檚-she's right here! You can hear her, right?
That鈥檚 our baby, that鈥檚 our baby crying.
Nagisa: (weakly) Y-yeah鈥�
Tomoya: Here, look! I got to hold her before anyone else, see?
Nagisa: Oh鈥he turned out so cute鈥�
Tomoya: This is our little baby, Nagisa. It鈥檚 our little Ushio.
Nagisa: Hey there, Shio鈥�
Tomoya: It鈥檚 a girl, she鈥檚 as healthy as can be!
Nagisa: Yeah鈥� I鈥檓 so glad I could have her here with you, Tomoya鈥� I鈥檓 sorry I had to make Shio work so hard for it, but at least we were all together鈥�
Tomoya: You did a great job. I mean it.
Nagisa: (Sighs) Hey鈥鈥檓 sorry, but I鈥檓 starting to feel a little tired. Could you let me rest? Just for a second鈥�?
Tomoya: Come on, let鈥檚 talk just-just a little longer, okay? You don鈥檛 have to say anything, just listen. Come on, you have to look at our baby. She kinda looks like a cute
little monkey, doesn鈥檛 she? See? She鈥檚 so tiny. Here, I鈥檓 going to call her name, okay? Ushio. Hey, it鈥檚 daddy, Ushio. And this is mommy, see?
Look at her, see?
(Sniffles and laughs softly)
She鈥檚 ignoring me. Guess, she doesn鈥檛 understand yet. I鈥檒l bet she鈥檒l grow up before we know it. She鈥檒l be starting school. We鈥檒l have to go clothes shopping with her. We鈥檒l have open house and school festivals to go to. We鈥檒l do it all as a family, even though I used to make fun of that stuff growing up. (chuckles)
Nagisa? (gasps)
Nagisa. Here, it鈥檚 Ushio鈥檚 cheek. Come on. Hey鈥�
(Nagisa Breathes heavily)
Tomoya: Nagisa. You told me you鈥檇 always be by my side. You said, we鈥檇 always be together. You promised me that, remember? Over and over again. We both promised. That was my only dream. Nothing good ever happened to me until I met you. I thought I had a crappy life but even someone useless like me finally found something to live for.
Right, Nagisa? Right?
狈补驳颈蝉补鈥�
NAGISA!!!

Tomoya thinks of flashback when they first met:
Nagisa's voice echoing in his head: Do you like this school? I have to say that I love it very very much! But soon, everything changes. Well, at least it does eventually. Fun things, happy things, they鈥檒l all eventually change someday, you know. But, do you think you can still love this place anyway?

(Instead of meeting her Tomoya turns the other direction and walks away)
We never should have met. We should have kept going down our separate paths. We
never would have gone out. We never would have gotten married and Ushio never would have been born. Then, at least I wouldn鈥檛 have to go through so much suffering.
(sniffle)
(sighs)
We never should have met.”
― Key

“The fact that I鈥檓 three months pregnant doesn鈥檛 change anything.”
― Catherine Destivelle

“The French don鈥檛 valorize a pregnant woman鈥檚 anxiety. Instead, in the word cloud of French pregnancy, terms like serenity, balance, and Zen keep popping up. Mothers-to-be are supposed to signal their competence by showing how calm they are and by making it clear that they still experience pleasure. This small shift in emphasis makes a big difference.”
― Pamela Druckerman, Bringing Up B茅b茅: One American Mother Discovers the Wisdom of French Parenting

“Cassian grinned and said to Azriel, 'We're going to be uncles.'

Feyre groaned. 'Mother help this child.'

Azriel's own grin bloomed at that, but Feyre's gaze slid to Nesta.

Nesta said quietly to her sister, 'Congratulations.'

For she'd said nothing, had only been able to stand and watch them all, their joy and closeness, as if she were looking in through a window.

But Feyre offered her a tentative smile. 'Thank you. You'll be an aunt, you know.'

'Gods help this child indeed,' Cassian muttered, and Nesta glared at him.”
― Sarah J. Maas, A 鈥婥ourt of Silver Flames

“I do not have fond memories of my ex after the first couple of years. It was all downhill once she was pregnant.”
― Steven Magee

“For iron and pep, I wanted to make a cold lentil salad with a zingy orange-ginger vinaigrette, handfuls of chopped herbs, and slices of white peach. (The purple-green Puy lentils, more common than the orange ones in France, just seemed too dark for a summer salad.) After unpacking half the kitchen while standing, against my better judgement, on a kitchen chair, I ended up not with orange lentils, but with a bag of yellow split peas. That would have to do.
The split peas had been hiding up there for a while--- I'm pretty sure I bought them after a trip to Puglia, where we were served warm split-pea puree drizzled with wonderful glass-green olive oil and a grind of fresh pepper. Still hankering after a cold salad, I tried cooking the dried peas al dente, as I would the lentils, but a half hour later, where the lentils would have been perfect, the split peas were a chalky, starchy mess. I decided to boil on past defeat and transform my salad into the silky puree I'd eaten with such gusto in Italy.
When the peas were sweet and tender and the liquid almost absorbed, I got out the power tools. I'm deeply attached to my hand blender--- the dainty equivalent of a serial killer's obsession with chain saws. The orange-ginger vinaigrette was already made, so I dumped it in. The recipe's necessary dose of olive oil would have some lively company.
The result was a warm, golden puree with just enough citrus to deviate from the classic. I toasted some pain Poil芒ne, slathered the bread with the puree, and chopped some dill. My tartines were still lacking a bit of sunshine, so I placed a slice of white peach on top.”
― Elizabeth Bard, Picnic in Provence: A Memoir with Recipes

“Tell him鈥� she said, 鈥榯hat I鈥檓 pregnant and it鈥檚 his fault so that means he has to do what I want.”
― Brandon Sanderson

“That we did not have several unplanned pregnancies a year was a testament more to God's grace than effective family planning.”
― Valentine Glass, Jarring Sex