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“Yes, you’re sleeping in my apartment,�� I said. “On my sofa. It was an exciting night, but not that exciting. I’d really hope you’d remember if it had been.”
― Kelley Armstrong, Omens

“entanglement: (n.) quantum physics term for when the sheets wrap around two bodies in space.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“Where are we?�� I interrupted Gregory as he spoke with the other angels.
He looked around. “Intercourse, Pennsylvania.��
I snorted—he said “intercourse��. What a great name for a town. I needed to move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. I wondered if there was a Climax, Pennsylvania?
Gregory’s lips twitched. “Yes, there’s a Climax, Pennsylvania. It takes about four hours to get there by car from Intercourse.��
I didn’t know what was more funny, the fact that Climax was four hours from Intercourse or that the two angels standing beside Gregory had expressions of horror on their faces. An archangel, the archangel, had just made a sex joke. Damn, I loved him.
“I can get there faster,�� I choked out between laughter that nearly brought me to my knees. “Because four hours from intercourse to climax is cause for immediate medical attention.��
He waved a hand. “For paltry humans, maybe. Four hours for an angel is a quickie.��
Those other two angels looked as if they were ready to sink through the ground.
“Oh, please, can we have a quickie? I’ve got four hours to spare, and we are in Intercourse. It’s fate.”
― Debra Dunbar, Kingdom of Lies

“My court-appointed psychiatrist says I should vent my anger in nonviolent physical excercise." She smacked him in the chest again, and he winced and caught her wrists.
"You know, Agnes, that's not the hottest thing any woman has ever said to me."
She yanked her wrists free and pounded her fists into his chest again, then let go of his shirt to strip off her dress and throw it on the floor.
He stopped frowning. "Course, it's not the worst thing any woman has ever said to me, either.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Agnes and the Hitman

“Not everyone will share your liberal views, so you might want to keep comments of a sexual nature to a minimum."
Layla laughed. "If you think doing it in the shower is liberal, I'll definitely never tell you what I got up to when I found a three-foot-high can of whipped cream at Costco and asked the New York Dolphins men's water polo team to help me carry it home."
"I didn't want to know that." Sam's jaw tightened. "And I suspect Faroz didn't, either."
"I'm joking, Sam. Lighten up. My apartment wasn't big enough to hold all of them at once.”
― Sara Desai, The Marriage Game

“Fine. I’ll leave the hammering to you." "Good." "That wasn’t a sex joke." "It should have been.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Her Halloween Treat

“A guy goes to see his doctor for a physical. The doctor says, “I think you should stop masturbating.�� The guy says, “Really? How come?�� The doctor says, “Because I’m trying to examine you.”
― Nick Drnaso, Beverly

“Sidetracked,�� Jude butts in. “The point is, we can’t enjoy a woman, unless we enjoy her together. It’s part of the bond. None of us have ever had a woman on our own.��

“So if you were a boy band, you’d be One Erection,”
― Kristy Cunning

“Sidetracked,�� Jude butts in. “The point is, we can’t enjoy a woman, unless we enjoy her together. It’s part of the bond. None of us have ever had a woman on our own.�� “So if you were a boy band, you’d be One Erection.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos & Three Trials

“And who is going to save me from you? He spanked me instead of politely asking me for information," Quinn said and then added in a huff, "He didn't even have the decency to make me come afterwards. Where I come from, that's just rude”
― Alessa Thorn, Roar of the Storm King

“He ran a finger over her bicep, and she was about to ask what he was doing when her arm went numb.
"Ohhhh, you are going to get the best head of your life for that," she said, her whole body dizzy with relief.
Taranis swallowed back a laugh. "You're so delightfully ridiculous, Quinn Fairbrook."
"It's part of my appeal. That and my epic tits," she replied, placing her arm under the running tap.
Taranis's eyes dropped to her bloody tank top. "They are rather epic."
"Thanks. I made them myself.”
― Alessa Thorn, Roar of the Storm King

“Now the only problem will be convincing your surly dragon to let you walk in there, unarmed."
"I will just have to use my sexy feminine wiles on him," Quinn said batting her eyelashes at him.
"Feminine wiles?" Apollo raised a golden brow. "You mean witch pussy?"
"Witch pussy," Quinn ageeed with a wicked laugh.”
― Alessa Thorn, Roar of the Storm King

“Because we have a big, bossy family that is demanding a party tonight. Now that you are healed, there is no excuse not to have it,"Quinn replied.
"I was wrong... I'm feeling poorly. I need to stay in bed to recover. With you on my dick. For medicinal reasons.”
― Alessa Thorn, Roar of the Storm King

“You are very lovable under all that hard badassness. You have squishy insides. I'm happy that he got through those barriers of yours. His dick must've been the battering ram.”
― Alessa Thorn, Luna Cursed

“Well. go and get her. I want to meet her," Killian insisted, running his hand through his thick black hair to neaten it. He flashed his lady killer smile.
"She's sleeping, and I'm not going to wake her just to inflict you on her. She went through a traumatic experience last night."
"If your fucking is bad enough to be classified as a trauma, you're doing it wrong, baby brother.”
― Alessa Thorn, Heart of the Winter Prince

“And I've never screamed during sex."
"That's because you've never had sex with me. I wouldn't even need to use my dick, and I'd get you screaming my name."
"Are you going to use your personality? Because I feel like I could scream at you right now.”
― Alessa Thorn, Heart of the Winter Prince

“You should listen to your assistant. She clearly understands about fattening foods."
Her tone is not kind. And I'm done being polite. Or quiet.
I turn to North, who is sprawled back in his chair, blue eyes alight with undisguised anticipation. An ally I desperately need. "Tell me something..."
"Anything, babe."
I kind of love him just then. Because I know, I know, he's calling me babe to irritate Macon. It's in his eyes and the way his mouth twists to hold back laughter.
"Do agents in this town take Cliché Bitch 101 classes around here?"
A muscle in his lower jaw twitches while Karen huffs out a sound of annoyance.
"Pretty sure they offer a special discount at UCLA."
We both grin.
"All right," Macon cuts in. "That's enough."
I shoot him a look. Tell that to Ms. Sunset Boulevard.
And he returns one of his own. Behave.
Make. Me.
His answering grin is crafty. "Later."
"Later for what?" Karen demands in a snit.
"To perform my other services." I dab the corner of my mouth. Because fuck her.
Macon chokes on a sip of his water. North, however, just laughs, a big booming sound.
"I like her," he says to a glowering Macon.”
― Kristen Callihan, Dear Enemy