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“He needs to respect me and treat me as an equal. He has to support my desire to run my own business and not expect me to take on traditional roles."
Sam twisted his lips to the side as if deep in thought. "So, no missionary."
"Were you born like this or did you take courses on how to be a dick?"
A tiny grin hitched his mouth. "Missionary is the traditional position."
"If you're not going to take this seriously..."
His gaze fell to her mouth. "I'm taking it as seriously as you are licking that donut. I don't think there is even a speck of icing left. We should let Dilip know you are wicked talented with your tongue.”
― Sara Desai, The Marriage Game

“Sometimes, just for fun, I type some random, silly word in front of the word porn and google it. Just to see if it exists. Because that means people out there are getting off on it. So I googled Nazi porn. Yupp. It exists. Then I googled goldfish porn. Yupp. Found it. Someone out there finds sex with goldfish arousing. Fart porn. Yes, that's a thing too, and it brings someone somewhere great pleasure. Stormtrooper porn. Yes, the force is strong with that one. And it's not even a Saturday Night Live parody. It's literally hardcore porn, featuring men dressed in Stormtrooper outfits. With surprisingly high production values.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps - What Game of Thrones can teach us about relationships and Hollywood scandals

“You might think your pussy is the wrong color or the wrong shape or the wrong size, but when a man looks at it, all he sees is heaven. Trust me, he's not worried about whether your lips are symmetrical. He's just counting his lucky stars to see you naked. It's very difficult for a man to understand why a woman would be so self-conscious about her hooha.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps - What Game of Thrones can teach us about relationships and Hollywood scandals

“A guy goes to see his doctor for a physical. The doctor says, “I think you should stop masturbating.â€� The guy says, “Really? How come?â€� The doctor says, “Because I’m trying to examine you.”
― Nick Drnaso, Beverly

“Gone are those days when love bites were given by partners to express excitement / pleasure. Now love bites are Strategically Planted so that they get noticed by the one with whom your Woman/Man is making out while cheating on you hahaha

Used as “Bewareâ€� already sleeping with someone, recently fucked passionately hahaha”
― Honeya

“Erecto . It said it should allow you to erect something.â€�

Nolan snorts. “Yeah. I don't think we have a problem in that department"

"I thought it might use air magic to lift something up,"

"Oh I’m sure it does. With a little blowing, it’ll lift right up.�

“More like explode,”
― H.A. Wills, Bound Spirit