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“When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again!”
― Where White Men Fear to Tread: The Autobiography of Russell Means
― Where White Men Fear to Tread: The Autobiography of Russell Means

“The red lipstick? It's supposed to signal fertility and readiness to mate. Just like the swollen red butt of a baboon. That tight-fitting little dress that shows off your curves? From the standpoint of evolutionary biology, big breasts represent a healthy mate who can feed a lot of offspring. That's why men are programmed to like big tits. When you show off your curves, what you're really doing is advertising to the whole world: "Look at me! I'm a healthy female! I'd be a perfect mate! Come mount me!”
― Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends
― Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends

“NASSER: In this damn country that we hate and love, you can get anything you want. It's all spread out and availble. That's why I believe in England. You just have to know how to squeeze the tits of the system.”
― My Beautiful Launderette
― My Beautiful Launderette

“I got this cousin, Lamar,' he said. 'Total fool. And by fool I mean motherfucker wouldn't find water in a swimming pool. But, like all fools, he once spoke a sentence of true wisdom. We'd been talking about this brother, who had a certain . . . fondness for the kind of place you and I find ourselves in right now, and Lamar, in the midst of all his usual ignorant bullshit, said, "You got to be wary of a man who spends all his time watching titties bounce."' Floyd threw his head back and laughed. 'Shit still gets me.”
― Nobody Move
― Nobody Move
“Mental Note #683
Tits don't make the lady; the same rule applies to trannys.”
― My Favorite Letter Is H
Tits don't make the lady; the same rule applies to trannys.”
― My Favorite Letter Is H

“You're a man, man. That means seeing two rocks on the ground that kind of look like tits will arouse you.”
― Misadventurous
― Misadventurous

“In the 21st century men鈥檚 tits have not just rivalled but replaced women鈥檚 as the touchstone of 鈥榮exy鈥� in mainstream pop culture, even when the audience for them is other men.”
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“She chuckles. "If you love it now, you should see it before. Back before there's more hotels and bars than shells. Back when only real backpackers come and visit. You're too skinny," she adds. "Eat more eggs."
I take a bite. "What do you mean?"
"Eggs give you big tits.”
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I take a bite. "What do you mean?"
"Eggs give you big tits.”
―

“A three-day-old baby is a saint?'
Willibald flapped his hands. 'Miracles happen, lord,' he said, 'they really do. They say little Rumwold sang God's praises whenever he suckled.'
'I feel much the same when I get hild of a tit,' I said, 'so does that make me a saint?”
― Death of Kings
Willibald flapped his hands. 'Miracles happen, lord,' he said, 'they really do. They say little Rumwold sang God's praises whenever he suckled.'
'I feel much the same when I get hild of a tit,' I said, 'so does that make me a saint?”
― Death of Kings

“Listen up, nerd,鈥� he said, glancing over his shoulder while I wrapped myself against his back. 鈥淢an, you feel good like that.鈥�
鈥淵our huge brain is working at a wavelength I don鈥檛 understand. Repeat what you just said in a dumb way so I鈥檒l understand what my being a nerd has to do with you liking this,鈥� I said, wiggling my hips against him before raking his back with my breasts.
After giving me a groan followed by a naughty grin, Cooper sighed. 鈥淚 can鈥檛 even remember what the hell we were talking about,鈥� he said, wrapping my arms tighter around him. 鈥淥h, yeah, you being a nerd. So don鈥檛 worry about getting carded. The Kirk in Whiskey Kirk鈥檚 is my pop and he doesn鈥檛 care if you get wasted. He doesn鈥檛 believe in laws.鈥�
鈥淚鈥檓 not drinking.鈥�
鈥淔arah, you need to relax and enjoy life.鈥�
鈥淚 come from a long line of drunks and addicts, so I鈥檓 not relaxing and enjoying life if it means I become like my loser relatives.鈥�
Cooper glanced back at me and smiled. 鈥淒id you take a shower before I showed up because you鈥檙e hella feisty?鈥�
鈥淒o they have good food at this bar?鈥� I asked, ignoring his question.
鈥淏urgers, hot wings, only the best bar food in Kentucky. You just keep holding on while I see if I can concentrate with your tits pushed up against me like that.鈥�
鈥淚 had them pushed up the other night and you concentrated fine.鈥�
鈥淭hat鈥檚 because you were wearing your uniform and I forgot you had tits. No forgetting today.鈥�
鈥淚f you ever want to be friends with them, you really need to stop calling them tits. They don鈥檛 like that.鈥�
鈥淵es, mam,鈥� he said, laughing as he pushed off and drove away from the apartment.”
― Damaged and the Beast
鈥淵our huge brain is working at a wavelength I don鈥檛 understand. Repeat what you just said in a dumb way so I鈥檒l understand what my being a nerd has to do with you liking this,鈥� I said, wiggling my hips against him before raking his back with my breasts.
After giving me a groan followed by a naughty grin, Cooper sighed. 鈥淚 can鈥檛 even remember what the hell we were talking about,鈥� he said, wrapping my arms tighter around him. 鈥淥h, yeah, you being a nerd. So don鈥檛 worry about getting carded. The Kirk in Whiskey Kirk鈥檚 is my pop and he doesn鈥檛 care if you get wasted. He doesn鈥檛 believe in laws.鈥�
鈥淚鈥檓 not drinking.鈥�
鈥淔arah, you need to relax and enjoy life.鈥�
鈥淚 come from a long line of drunks and addicts, so I鈥檓 not relaxing and enjoying life if it means I become like my loser relatives.鈥�
Cooper glanced back at me and smiled. 鈥淒id you take a shower before I showed up because you鈥檙e hella feisty?鈥�
鈥淒o they have good food at this bar?鈥� I asked, ignoring his question.
鈥淏urgers, hot wings, only the best bar food in Kentucky. You just keep holding on while I see if I can concentrate with your tits pushed up against me like that.鈥�
鈥淚 had them pushed up the other night and you concentrated fine.鈥�
鈥淭hat鈥檚 because you were wearing your uniform and I forgot you had tits. No forgetting today.鈥�
鈥淚f you ever want to be friends with them, you really need to stop calling them tits. They don鈥檛 like that.鈥�
鈥淵es, mam,鈥� he said, laughing as he pushed off and drove away from the apartment.”
― Damaged and the Beast
“Las tetas desnudas se han vuelto tan ubicuas como Dios, las ratas y las part铆culas de di茅sel. De hecho, hoy en d铆a hay tanto tetamen a la vista en toda clase de entornos distintos que a veces no nos deja ver esa sociedad profundamente injusta que cosifica, degrada y trivializa la imagen de la mujer, reduci茅ndola a un par de tetas.
La actitud en torno a las tetas que se exhiben en p煤blico llega a ser muy desconcertante. Por ejemplo, est谩n permitidas entre las p谩ginas de un diario que se distribuye en el Parlamento brit谩nico, pero no lo est谩n en el hotel Claridge鈥檚 de Londres cuando van adosadas a una mujer que amamanta.”
― A Book for Her
La actitud en torno a las tetas que se exhiben en p煤blico llega a ser muy desconcertante. Por ejemplo, est谩n permitidas entre las p谩ginas de un diario que se distribuye en el Parlamento brit谩nico, pero no lo est谩n en el hotel Claridge鈥檚 de Londres cuando van adosadas a una mujer que amamanta.”
― A Book for Her
“She was just as naked as she was in bed, he noticed that she had amazing tits, then he looked at her face. She was probably around thirty.”
― The Abyss Gazes Back: A Novel
― The Abyss Gazes Back: A Novel

“No, this is what I'll remember for the rest of my life. The first sight of Delilah's breasts. I've dreamed about them for far too long. My first wet dreams were about them, how they might look, feel, taste. I knew nothing.
She is full and ripe, the skin paler here, delicately capped with dusky-honey tips. It gets me so hot I'm shaking. My hand cups their soft, plump weight, and she shivers too. I want to say something like "Finally" or "What took us so long?" but all that comes out is the most important thing. "You're beautiful."
Her lids flutter, her breath hitching when I rub the tips of my thumbs over her silky nipples. Those sweet buds tighten, and it's all I can do not to swoop down and suck them hard. As it is, I tweak them, and she keens. The sound goes straight to my dick. "Get in my bed, Delilah. And get comfortable, because you aren't leaving it anytime soon.”
― Dear Enemy
She is full and ripe, the skin paler here, delicately capped with dusky-honey tips. It gets me so hot I'm shaking. My hand cups their soft, plump weight, and she shivers too. I want to say something like "Finally" or "What took us so long?" but all that comes out is the most important thing. "You're beautiful."
Her lids flutter, her breath hitching when I rub the tips of my thumbs over her silky nipples. Those sweet buds tighten, and it's all I can do not to swoop down and suck them hard. As it is, I tweak them, and she keens. The sound goes straight to my dick. "Get in my bed, Delilah. And get comfortable, because you aren't leaving it anytime soon.”
― Dear Enemy
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