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“Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.' I'd put that on a T-shirt but probably Mark Twain already said it.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. - T-shirt”
― Darynda Jones, Eighth Grave After Dark

“If I were to go to somewhere in Germany... It would probably be REGENSBURG.”
― Taylor Swift

“I rented out everything but a few T-shirts. You can choose between orange shirts designed with either I Don't Do Costumes, Now Step Aside, You're Standing on My Invisible Dog, or If One Door Closes and Another One Opens, Start Worrying, 'Cause Your House Is Probably Haunted."
"That's it?"
She pursed her lips. "There is one more..."
"I'll wear it."
"Only if you're absolutely sure."
"I'm sure."
Halloweener was the most remembered costume at the party.”
― Kate Angell, The Caf茅 Between Pumpkin and Pie

“This tee features a jumble of Scrabble tiles with the tagline, 鈥淚 just bought this book at IKEA.”
― Trixie Silvertale, Tattoos and Clues