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“Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.' I'd put that on a T-shirt but probably Mark Twain already said it.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“I can’t have sex with you today because there aren’t enough spoons.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“You said I looked "okay," which is petty much the same thing as saying, "Well, at least your nipples are covered.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“We're better than Galileo. Because he's dead.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“It's okay to keep a broken oven in your yard as long as you call it art.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“Australia is filled with roundabouts and everyone drives on the wrong side of the road. In the end we decided to split up the work and I feverishly watched the GPS and yelled, "Left! Right! ROUNDABOUT!”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things