Vicars Quotes (4 quotes)

“Why weren't there any women in Jesus' gang?鈥� asked Winnifred. 鈥楯esus' gang?鈥� echoed the vicar surprised. 鈥楯esus never had a gang. Ah鈥� you mean the Twelve.鈥� Winnifred nodded. The vicar looked perplexed. 鈥榃ell, it wouldn't really have been appropriate, would it?鈥� 鈥榃hy not?鈥� I asked. 鈥業t just wouldn't,鈥� replied the vicar, looking annoyed at my question. 鈥楤ut Jesus had a lot of girl friends,鈥� said Pearl. 鈥楬e certainly didn't,鈥� replied the vicar, shocked. 鈥楤ut Vicar, what about Mary and Martha, the sisters of Lazarus? The Bible says that Jesus loved them,鈥� insisted Pearl. 鈥楢nd then there was Mary Magdalene,鈥� I added. 鈥楽he wanted to hug him in Joseph's garden when he had just come out of the tomb, but Jesus told her not to touch him.鈥� 鈥榊es鈥� well鈥斺€� said the vicar uncertainly. 鈥楾hey were good followers of Jesus and they loved him鈥� as we should all love him. No more questions now. We will be starting the service shortly.鈥� 鈥楴ot very helpful,鈥� I whispered to Winnifred. 鈥業f Jesus had had a few women in his group of twelve, it would be much easier to know how to live with them.”
― Peter St. John, Gang Loyalty

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“Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“My mortgage isn鈥檛 getting any cheaper and I can鈥檛 run that Ferrari on faith alone," Reverend Jones said. "Don鈥檛 get me wrong, the Big Man upstairs does what he can but I鈥檝e never once seen him filling up the tank of my car.”
― Mark Jackman, There's Something About Dying

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“My mortgage isn鈥檛 getting any cheaper and I can鈥檛 run that Ferrari on faith alone," Revernd Jones said. "Don鈥檛 get me wrong, the Big Man Upstairs does what he can but I鈥檝e never once seen him filling up the tank of my car.”
― Mark Jackman, There's Something About Dying

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