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Wittiness Quotes

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“I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!”
Abby Buchanan Longstreet

Oscar Wilde
“Besides, nothing makes one so vain as being told that one is a sinner. Conscience makes egotists of us all.”
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

Giorge Leedy
“After driving 30-minutes East of Seattle, I expect to see a great bowling alley. But, as we pull into the parking lot, all I see are pot holes, a horse and Amish buggy, and no cars to speak of- broken down or otherwise. Even the building is in shambles, needs painted and looks a bit haunted. The old road sign reading- Flicker Lanes- is half-burnt out. Seeing the building's interior lights on, I'm reassured that the place is open- but then again, maybe they've been left on by mistake. "There's LOTS of NICE bowling alleys in SEATTLE," I said. "Why did we come ALL THIS WAY to go BOWLING?"
"I take it that you've never BEEN here before."
"I don't think ANYONE HAS. I don't even KNOW what PLANET we're on."
"I don't know what PLANET you're on either... but the rest of us are on your ANUS."
I half-smile, marveling at his wittiness.”
Giorge Leedy, Uninhibited From Lust To Love

John Collier
“I have a great weakness for these dry, reserved characters who once or twice an evening come out with a vivid, penetrating remark that shows there is a volcanic core smouldering away at high pressure underneath.”
John Collier, Fancies and Goodnights