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“It should be illegal to condense xylophone music and sell it in a can as imitation duck broth, but it isn鈥檛, and so I do. One for $20, or 19 for ONLY $19.95!”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“Liquid xylophone music with a hint of saxophone is too exotic to drink. But it's perfect for swimming ducks, and that sound really comes across in the taste later.”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“Xylophone lessons are now ON SALE when you buy a duck from me. It doesn鈥檛 matter if you鈥檙e not a good music teacher, because I鈥檓 not paying full price.”
― Jarod Kintz, BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

“The song鈥檚 advice said, 鈥淧lay that funky music, white boy.鈥� So, I took up the xylophone.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Lewis and Clark of The Ozarks