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Rosie Dunne by Cecelia Ahern
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2.5 Stars

Once again it appears I’m the solo gal who didn’t absolutely fall in love with this book. Shaddup and let me ‘splain myself.

But first, let’s cover the synopsis for those who aren’t familiar with the story (which could easily be the case since this book has been published under THREE different titles).





Alex and Rosie have been besties since Kindergarten. They’ve managed to remain friends despite of the best efforts of Ms. Big Nose Smelly Breath Casey to keep them apart in elementary school, through the trials and tribulations of puberty, and even when Alex moved across the pond to America. They’ve stuck together and always told the other everything . . .



I mean EVERYTHING . . .



Even through that little mishap, Alex and Rosie managed to remain friends. They supported each other through marriages as well as divorces and always ignored that niggling little voice telling them they should maybe be more than just best buddies. But how long can you ignore a voice that is sooooo persistent?

SOME SPOILAGE AND RANTING ENSUES � CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED. HOWEVER, BEING AS THIS IS STANDARD ROM-COM FARE, THE ENDING SHOULDN’T REALLY THROW ANY OF YOU FOR A LOOP

The answer to the question right above my spoiler tag? Apparently you can ignore that little voice inside your head until you are F-ING FIFTY!!!! 50!



That’s redonkulous and the main problem with this book. A story which
should have been wrapped up at a respectable 300 pages just kept going and going and going all the way to nearly 450. Rather than having Rosie and Alex experience one bad marriage/failed relationship/whathaveyou each, Cecilia Ahern had them experience multiple failures and waste more than half their lives wondering “what could have been� . . . and it was super annoying to me so it gets only half the stars.

Now, let me just say if I were to judge the movie (based on the trailer alone, as I haven’t seen it yet), this would get 4 Stars minimum. From the looks of things TONS of pages were left on the cutting room floor WHERE THEY BELONG. I mean seriously, everyone is familiar with the story:

1. Boy meets girl;
2. Boy and girl become friends;
3. Boy and girl realize they could “ruin the friendship� if they take it to the next level;
4. Boy and girl date/marry other people;
5. Boy and girl’s marriages/relationships fail; and
6. Boy and girl finally realize they were meant to be together and live happily ever after.



I live for that shit when it comes to my movies of choice . . . but good grief, it ain’t Moby Dick. There’s no reason for it to drag on (andonandonandon). I loved Alex and Rosie. They were great characters that seemed like real people and were adorable and funny and everything that I want in a RomCom. They just didn’t know when to STFU and get down to the hibbidy dibbidy and therein was the problem.



I have a feeling this is one of the rare occasions when I will enjoy the movie more than the book. And hey, even if it sucks, it still has Finnick Sam Claflin . . .




Yep, me. Welcome to Cougar Town, Sam : )
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Reading Progress

November 29, 2014 – Started Reading
November 29, 2014 – Shelved
November 29, 2014 – Finished Reading
November 30, 2014 –
page 248
55.36% "How in the he'll can there still be 200 PAGES left????? Gah!"
December 1, 2014 – Shelved as: read-in-2014

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message 1: by Snotchocheez (new)

Snotchocheez Um...what's the real title of this book? A random look-see of the other reviews: Where Rainbows End; Love, Rosie; Rosie Dunne Some reviewers seem to be crying rivers...but for which book? Besides pink-neon CHICK LIT...READ ME none of these covers seem to convey anything about what you'll find in them.


Kelly (and the Book Boar) They are all the same book. Maybe each translation has a different title???? If that's not the reason, then I have no clue. However, I CAN confirm this is 100% chick lit and not my idea of a real good time : (


message 3: by Anne (new)

Anne 50? Oh God. Noooo. I don't think I'd like that very much, either.


Kelly (and the Book Boar) Maybe the author was so in love with these characters she created she just couldn't let them go???? I don't know what other reason there could be for repeating the same loop over and over again.

I mean, seriously, I don't even want to picture what I look like having sex - I really don't want my young Sam Claflin eye candy to be a saggy ballsack by the time they get down to business.


message 5: by Anne (new)

Anne Amen!!! I tell my hubs to turn off the lights and pretend it's 1999! LOL


MrsJoseph *grouchy* Anne wrote: "50? Oh God. Noooo. I don't think I'd like that very much, either."

^^

Seriously?????! Not.For.Me.


Kelly (and the Book Boar) Yep. Nearly 30 years of going back and forth about whether they "like like" each other or not. I wanted to hit both of them with a frying pan by the end.


Shelby *trains flying monkeys* Kelly (and the Book Boar) wrote: "Yep. Nearly 30 years of going back and forth about whether they "like like" each other or not. I wanted to hit both of them with a frying pan by the end."

I can't do it! *runs from this book*


Kelly (and the Book Boar) Yeah, don't waste your time on the book. But definitely rent the movie so you can look at Claflin's tasty dimples : )


message 11: by Jeff (new)

Jeff Cougar Town? Isn't that right across the bay from Ron Burgundy's Whore Island?


Kelly (and the Book Boar) Jeff wrote: "Cougar Town? Isn't that right across the bay from Ron Burgundy's Whore Island?"

You're nearly right - Whore Island suffered massive damage during Hurricane Sandy, so many of us whores relocated to Cougar Town. #sixseasonsandamovie


Melissa As someone who watched the movie first... I was completely like WTF when I read the book! The movie was better, and you are spot on when you say that all that crap was left on the cutting room floor-- "where it belonged." It was one of those story lines where the more I read, the more pissed I got! Thirty... okay, forty... why? fifty... are you kidding me!!! Totally agree and loved you review.


Kelly (and the Book Boar) Thanks Melissa : ) And thanks for the reminder that I need to remember to rent this movie!


Rebecca Veiga Glad to know I'm not the only one who didn't like the book! I read it last November and the movie just released here in Brazil, but I liked it so much more than the book! One of those rare occasions, as you said. I was just so frustrated when I finished it that I didn't know what to do - scream Hallelujah or go to bed and rest for the rest of the day. Really, the whole story was tiresome. I'm glad the movie made me feel better about it.


Margarida Nabais Love the review! And couldn't agree more. Saw the movie first, twice and I absolutely loved it. The book however, I like it but she just took it way too extreme. Most frustrating book ever.


message 17: by Dani (new) - rated it 3 stars

Dani (Dani Reviews Things) Ok, I might actually DNF this book because I'm to the point where they're about 30/31 each and I'm just getting more and more frustrated. I'm not even halfway! I think I'm going to let this one go and watch the movie - ya'll have convinced me!


Karla OMG you just made my day. I also loved the characters, but the book would just not end. The movie was better than the book. First time ever for me.


Laura Could not agree more with your review!


Curie Patoorie Nope. Unfortunately you are not solo on this one. Read my comment and see how I really feel.


Riya ❤️ Oh mommy. 50 years that terrified me 💀💀


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